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arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#1: Feb 24th 2016 at 8:31:03 AM

Self-explanatory. Here's the trope page.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#2: Feb 24th 2016 at 8:57:46 AM

I'm here to eat carrots and kick ass! And I'm all out of carrots.

Now known as Cyber Controller
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#3: Feb 24th 2016 at 9:05:42 AM

Have you lived long enough to master this world? No. Oh well. I don't need magic to defeat such a weakling!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
pepimanoli Cuteness overload. from the wondrous land of Profundia Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cuteness overload.
#4: Feb 24th 2016 at 11:22:16 AM

I am about to make you my b#tch!

Everyone call me elf monster
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#5: Feb 24th 2016 at 11:31:30 AM

Give Papa a hug.

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#6: Mar 25th 2016 at 4:29:25 AM

A face for any occasion! LIKE YOUR DEATH!

edited 25th Mar '16 4:29:36 AM by Murataku

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#7: Mar 25th 2016 at 4:45:11 AM

Hello. I'm Nostalgia Critic and I kill SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
SaltyWalty Since: Feb, 2016
#8: Mar 25th 2016 at 6:41:36 AM

WE'RE GOING TO RUSTLE ALL THE JIMMIES.

SephyII the Graceful Glider from São Paulo, Hue Hue Land Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
the Graceful Glider
#9: Mar 25th 2016 at 12:16:19 PM

And for my next trick, I'm gonna make all blood in your body disappear.

Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#10: Mar 25th 2016 at 12:20:42 PM

Feraligatrs drown people and bite into their meat; the laser is only going to fry it!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
SaltyWalty Since: Feb, 2016
#12: Mar 25th 2016 at 2:52:24 PM

Oh. You thought these eyes are just for seeing...

hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#13: Mar 25th 2016 at 3:33:31 PM

You'll fold like paper!

Now known as Cyber Controller
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#14: Mar 25th 2016 at 5:23:48 PM

You're a squid now, you're a kid now, you're dead now...

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#15: Mar 25th 2016 at 6:15:22 PM

"Sword or bow... Pick your way to perish!"

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#17: Mar 26th 2016 at 6:42:00 AM

Time passes again, forever. You shall rot, you shall be blown to dust throughout the threshold of time!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#18: Mar 26th 2016 at 7:50:01 AM

Let's see whats in my bag of tricks to help me kiss your ass.

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#19: Apr 4th 2016 at 5:33:13 PM

I am also an excellent asskicker.

grah
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#20: Apr 4th 2016 at 6:59:12 PM

My bow will be the last thing you'll ever see.

Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#21: Apr 4th 2016 at 7:17:18 PM

"You think you can kill me? Oh my lord that is ADORABLE!"

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#22: Jul 6th 2016 at 5:13:25 AM

"I'll turn YOU into sushi instead!"

grah
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#23: Jul 6th 2016 at 6:05:41 AM

Time to burn with a deadly kiss.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
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