Former Human
He picked it up, and ate it, and it turned him into...
edited 20th Jan '16 5:03:39 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
...a rocket, and he shot into space. There, he....
off the shits
Former Human
Met the Space Core, He was so annoyed that he...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
... exploded into 35 mini-Marios
off the shits
The Absolute Madman
They went on a crusade to kill...
"We be we baby!"
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
... the giant monkey man of the ninth dimension
off the shits
Former Human
But before they could do that, They had to steal...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Red Like Santa
some chick's panties.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Absolute Madman
They were Ragyo's, and she was kinky. So Mario...
"We be we baby!"
Former Human
Hit on her. Which made her...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
edited 21st Jan '16 2:45:32 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
(I'll just add to the story then.) ...Scream, And she turned around and...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
The Absolute Madman
Mario then turned into Bowser. WTF?!
"We be we baby!"
Former Human
Bowser then proceeded to kidnap every woman in the area...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
...which led the mayor to declare a state of despair. This meant that...
Former Human
Everybody had to move to...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
The Absolute Madman
NEW JERSEY! Dun Dun Duuuuuun!
"We be we baby!"
The King Without a Kingdom
In no time, all the Toads were acting like Jersey Shore douchebags.
It's been 3000 years…
The Absolute Madman
The main Toad became Snooki's personal gigolo. WTF?
"We be we baby!"
Former Human
Jersey Shore was not renewed for the next season after that, But...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
(Bump)
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
The Absolute Madman
They traveled to Springfield instead.
"We be we baby!"
Former Human
But they ended up going nowhere...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
... except to the domain of the great Dragon, Smaug!
And then there was silence
Based off this Tosh.O sketch
, this game is where we create a "children's" story and Hilarity Ensues. I picked Mario, because he's the most iconic face I could think of to use with you guys, plus Mario's life revolves around insanity, so who better to create fictional mayhem than us?
RULES:
1. You are limited to ONE paragraph(5 sentences or less)per post.
2. You can add/include any character from any series, any location, any scenario(As long as it's not sexual or darkfic-based) at any time AS LONG AS IT KEEPS THE PLOT GOING.
3. For God's sake, I cannot stress this enough: KEEP ALL YOUR SLASHFIC/SHIPPING IDEAS OUT OF THIS. That doesn't do anything to make a good story. Overall, have fun with it.
And now, "Mario and The Golden Mushroom":
"One day, Mario found a golden mushroom..."
"We be we baby!"