The Absolute Madman
All human life is extinct within 5 seconds.
"We be we baby!"
Don't Try It
It's now Planet of the Apes for real.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Absolute Madman
If I know my history right, that's Ben Franklin, and as president, he would run it with a great conscious and lead the American nation to a better tomorrow. It will soon end after it's discovered that he banged every woman in Washington for years.
"We be we baby!"
see you, space cowboy.
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Ben was actually quite the liar, so he wouldn't be as good a leader as you'd think.
Bananas (and death) for all!
Long live the New Bev.
The console wars are deadlier, but she's a lot more competent.
The Absolute Madman
Ironically, he wishes to fix America's faults by actually bringing the economy back up and end Brexit.
edited 28th Jun '16 5:50:06 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
64th Successor
Ever see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes? That's what happens.
edited 28th Jun '16 5:59:05 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
It wasn't a rock
Terrorists are already dead.
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
see you, space cowboy.
All of the country's problems are solved. WITH BEEEEEES!
Long live the New Bev.
i'm THAT guy
holy shhhhh
'''keep your friends rich and your your enemies rich and then find out which is which."'
SPACESHIP!!
Fuck you i do what i want! ~ Dr. Zadkiel
The SCP foundation safeguard mankind, and go public.
edited 29th Jun '16 10:05:07 AM by RandomWriter413
i'm THAT guy
...eh
'''keep your friends rich and your your enemies rich and then find out which is which."'
The Absolute Madman
PINNACLE OF MAN
Humanity is forced to bend to the will of Demon Kong, Expander of Dongs, bringing him slaves and bananas.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Dread Pirate Captain
i'm THAT guy
free water dildo's?
i'm THAT guy
criminals tortured by being told the plot of homestuck
'''keep your friends rich and your your enemies rich and then find out which is which."'
PINNACLE OF MAN
People are forced to step on lego bricks as "mandatory training".
edited 29th Jun '16 12:39:28 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
PINNACLE OF MAN
You haven't made an attempt to even look up and learn who the character in question is. That is terrible. Please learn to look up the character.
Videogames are now important in learning, and education in general experiences a blow. Also, Senate is filled with smart (and loyal) senators, so nobody would annoy President Aeris.
edited 29th Jun '16 1:28:29 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
X-6 begins integration of Juralian culture into America, and Congress is flooded with Jurals.
Eventually, it's but a dictatorship, under her and Maou.
The meta's a human with A.I.s in his head, anyway.
edited 29th Jun '16 4:06:33 PM by RandomWriter413
Benny makes America the best at space.