Really needed to change my avatar
I'm two girls from a series I never watched.
Great.
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"You mean I'm not just sunburnt?!"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Really needed to change my avatar
Makes that comic about "women without curves are secretly sharks" even more hilarious, especially since I actually do have curves!
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Goddess of Nature
So, I'm a mascot for DC?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
PINNACLE OF MAN
So I'm a pipsqueak? It's very sad.
I'll be missing you, height. It was good to think that I was one of the tallest guys in my class.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
I'll now conquer Earth and beat up Ken!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Bitter hatred
If I was a girl I think I would have noticed it by the time I hit puberty.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Divine Burden
So I'm a dark lord ? Awesome !
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Well, it's time to let this life go and become what I'm meant to be: an amiibo.
Goddess of Nature
I'm literally static
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
I didn't know that I was two people.
Divine Burden
I have magic powers, yay !
- coughs*
dammit.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"How have I not noticed all this hair??"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Red Like Santa
My ears aren't that big, and I don't have super strength.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
Bump
Now known as Cyber Controller
Goddess of Nature
So, I'm the magical girl that is in love with Madoka?
Eh, I'd rather be Kyoko.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"Get outta town, how can I be three different people (much less three different girls) at the same exact time?"
(looks behind myself to see Blake and Yang)
"Huh...?"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Goddess of Nature
Awesome!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Red Like Santa
How the fuck am I three people?
Now known as Cyber Controller
Divine Burden
Time power ! Yeah ! Even if I'm a Broken Bird but who cares ?
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Huh. Now, if I understand this right, I just have to stand up and the fans will go nuts
-stands up, fannish squealing can be heard all over the universe-
Crap, it works!
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Awesome! Now I can massacre anyone who praises Michael Bay!
*BANG BANG BANG*
edited 22nd Mar '16 4:02:20 AM by gregnes2000
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my shameless consumption of humanity's rubbish. And I come with a free mask. All I need now is a staff with which to bash people with and I'll be the best rubbish-thief the world has ever seen.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Why aren't I Bowser?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!