Sequel to Defender's Quest, II takes place in an entirely different world, but promises to retain the gameplay and lighthearted humor of the original.
If you're reading this, then you're one of the few lucky souls to be receiving Captain Javir's Guide to Survivorness-itivity, an inestimable fountain of mentorship here to lead you into the exciting and rewarding career that is being expendable monster-fodder—I mean—a Scavenger!
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"But Javir," you say, "Mommy and daddy told me that one day a hero will rise and collect the eight magical thingamajigs of maggot crap and then the Mirk will be banished and we can all live on the surface of the world in peace and harmony and grow fat and be surrounded by cute fluffy animals and rainbows!";
To which I say "Kindly open the airlock and throw yourself out because I don't want a moron like you passing on his stupid to the next generation. Also, what the hell is a cute fluffy animal? The last animal I saw was literally wearing a man's intestines as a hat (kind of stylish in a jaunty sort of way, but still)."
Today they came out with more plot info, this time on
the city of Ennekar. It's the "Jackass Empire" Javir talks about, and actually has some interesting history behind it.
The game isn't out, and doesn't have an ETA yet, but it's looking like next year or so. Official site.Our page.
Sequel to Defender's Quest, II takes place in an entirely different world, but promises to retain the gameplay and lighthearted humor of the original.
[...]
"But Javir," you say, "Mommy and daddy told me that one day a hero will rise and collect the eight magical thingamajigs of maggot crap and then the Mirk will be banished and we can all live on the surface of the world in peace and harmony and grow fat and be surrounded by cute fluffy animals and rainbows!";
To which I say "Kindly open the airlock and throw yourself out because I don't want a moron like you passing on his stupid to the next generation. Also, what the hell is a cute fluffy animal? The last animal I saw was literally wearing a man's intestines as a hat (kind of stylish in a jaunty sort of way, but still)."
Today they came out with more plot info, this time on the city of Ennekar
. It's the "Jackass Empire" Javir talks about, and actually has some interesting history behind it.
The game isn't out, and doesn't have an ETA yet, but it's looking like next year or so. Official site.
Our page.
edited 21st Jul '15 7:36:04 PM by Discar