Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

IUPC

Hank shrugs. Eric hadn't really explained how the Aspects worked to him all that well, just barely enough for people to understand the role they'd played the first time tvtropes had been assailed. (yay non-linear time lines!)

A plan? Not as yet, me and the guys just got back from doing recon, but most likely we'll need to go in and deal with it. We're parked almost on top of the tvtropes 'verse, and if the godmodder takes it over we won't be able to stay here anymore.

Anti Ninja is stressed from tests.

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Hyena checks the Champion for weakpoints. Understanding what the things is already hard enough.

Ripsaw shoots the Champion for 3000

Shadow shoots energy shurikens at the Champion for 3000. Anka responds to Arkus. The way we got rid of the others. This tentacle face is the same thing, just bigger. (Your last attack dealt damage and prevented the Champion from hitting the Heart that round.)

Talist continues his conversation. The big one previously already took quite a chunk of mana, and he's interrupted. If we were to feed these things, we're talking about making mana on a scale enough to replicate this plane more than once. We haven't found a way to mask mana because we don't really want to mess it up. The Heart is connected to a network of manasite lattice that distributes the mana where needed, so moving it would be quite a challenge. Willow then follow Shadow and shoots energy shurikens at the Champion for 3000

Piono tries to initiate a combo again and flares the Champion for 1500 damage.

Trip attempts to dickkick the Champion. Does these things even have organs?

Pillow shoves an explosive Banana at the Champion for 4500 damage.

Infinity lasers the Champion for 3000 damage. He summons the Green Devil and commands his summons to target the Champion.

Jon dismembers a tentacle off the Champion, since it's the only thing that looks dismemberable. 3000 damage. He also summons the Antichamber.

Feraligatr summons the Classy Gentleman again. It goes through, but tweaked. (I'm tweaking it to a 3k Attack, 3k HP entity, removed the Aura because 1 damage is not relevant, and tweaked the Classines to give him +100 Att/+100 HP per stack. And by killing do you mean lasthitting or just countributing? Also, the spawners are dead.)

Shiny doubles the attack of the next attack on the Champion. (You're not going to claim your 100P token? It's gonna get wiped when this ends.)

Undying shoots the... oh wait, the Spawners are dead.

Laitome spawns inside the Champion. He gets booted out from it by the server. You really shouldn't dive inside an Eldritch Abomination.

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End of Turn:

The combined Alaxian forces manages to deal 100 000 damage to the Champion.

The Champion swipes the sky with tentacles and wipes out the injured Dragons, leaving only one.

The Green Devil and the Guard Orotic deals a combined 7500 damage to the Champion

The Antichamber deals 6000 damage to the Champion.

The Classy Gentleman deals 3000 damage to the Champion.

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Sidenote: I finally figured out how to not make the players feel that they're worthless because the Alaxian forces deal more damage. You simply nerf the force's damage against the Glintless and make them attack in unison to not clog up End of Turns.

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Battlefield

Alaxia

Alaxia's Heart: 457 000/ 750 000 Call of the Heart: 1/2. [AG]

Tabbune: 19 000/ 25 000. Spell Flurry: 2/3. Alaxia's Chosen: 5/10 [AG]

Anka: 10 000/ 10 000. Rally and Inspire: 1/4. [AG]

Channa: 10 000/ 10 000. Light's Blessing: 1/2 [AG]

Alaxian Dragons: 25 000/ 25 000 x1 [AG]

Alaxian Elementals: 19 000/ 25 000 x11 [AG]

Glintless Champion: 177 000/ 300 000 Devastate: 5/7 [PG]

Infinity: Green Devil: 6 000/ 6 000. Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Pillow [AG]

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability) [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 42 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Trip

Deimos

Daydre

Shiny: 100P Token

Engie: Part of 3-barreled shotgun. Stoned!Engie

Laitome

Feraligatr: Classy Gentleman: 3 000/ 3 000, 0 Classiness.

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If any of you is a TF 2 player, please PM me because I need help on map layout verification.

edited 4th Oct '15 4:44:37 AM by Tabbune

As my summons continue their attacks on the Champion, I launch a storm of energy bullets at the Champion. I then begin another charge, this time for a weapon. What will it be? Only time will tell...

Weapon: 1/30

Kill Sat: 48/100 {Charging... (16%)} (+1 from Talist)

• 1 to Piono, +1 to Talist, +1 to Jondanger.

I shovel the Glintless champion.

Project Starfall: 81/450 +1 from Infinity

This Mixtape Is On Fire: 1/45

edited 4th Oct '15 9:34:07 AM by Jondanger23

@Jon: (What? I reread and it was fine. Infinity summoned the Green Devil, you summoned the Antichamber and I put your entities after the correct players.)

Oh, my mistake. I'll remove that from my post.

49/200 29/50

I cut off a few slivers from the heart. Magical stone fragments are worth a lot.

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 24/50

Independence through Force: 24/60

(The Gentleman gains classiness on him delivering the killing blow, not just contributing. Don't want to make him too good.)

The Gentleman attacks the Champion with his cane.

• 1 to the last three posters before this post with a charge that are not me. If you have two total posts before me, you get +2. Same with 3 total posts, you get +3.

edited 4th Oct '15 1:45:36 PM by KingFeraligatr

Dragons are good guys!

(Changed my post to reflect that)

Maybe I want to be inside of an eldritch abomination.

Frustrated that I couldn't simply telefrag the Champion, I hit it with a roundhouse kick followed by a dropkick.

charge trades anyone? Got 3 for sale

29/100

118/1500

edited 4th Oct '15 2:58:50 PM by Laitome

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +6 total. Jon Danger, Trip, Infinity Rujin
First Companion: 66/80
Willow: 84/()
Stuff: Healing Blues (in safe)

Then can mana be siphoned off to try and lure them away?


=-=-=-Willow-=-=-=

Willow beats her wings quickly and takes off. She flies past the champion then loops upwards and turns around, flying past the champion again. This time, she left a trail of dark flame that formed into spikes and stabbed at the Glintless Champion.

=-=-=IUPC=-=-=

Wilson sighs deeply.

So... you're saying that there's a great evil abroad that's going to threaten the peaceful world we have here? Wonderful cliches. Hm... Are you saying that you're planning on leaving? How much time do we have left here? Or when do you plan on leaving?

Force of Nature: 41/? Hint: Male.

What Even Gods Fear: 41/? Hint: Probably Male also. Nobody's dared to get close enough to check and survived.

Shadow tilts his head.

   "Yeah, I don't think that thing even has a soul. Ah, then I don't need to hold back. Now, what else can damage this beast...? Hey, guys! Try something!"   

Neodyme's Avatar tilts its head, and flexes its hand, magnetically gathering metal off the battlefield, then, with a second flex, fires the swords, armor shards, and other debris at the Champion.

"Your earthly remains shall be a monument to these fallen warriors."

Meanwhie, Shadow turns to look at Willow before she flies away, and grins, lowering his hood.

   "Ey, an Ender Dragon! Nice! Thanks for the assist. I'm Shadow. Nice to meet ya."   

Plus three to Phoenix.

How big is Willow, exactly?

edited 4th Oct '15 3:53:47 PM by SacredSpirit123

Anti Ninja enters the Starlight Stage.

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Infinity attacks the Champion with an energy storm, dealing 3000 damage.

Jondanger shovels the champion for a critted 6000 damage.

Pillow cuts a piece of the heart. 3000 damage! Uh oh, the Elementals are pissed off and send him flying, making him umable to do anything next round. He does get a ^{Heart Fragment}  One use, double damage for the turn.

(Fera Q&A: Last hits only? Buffing to 5000/5000 and +200/+200 per stack. Miscalced before.)

Laitome attempts to roundhouse kick and dropkick the Champion.Glintless Inner Part loaded. Access to Glintless Inner Part granted. Teleporting now. He does the kick from inside, dealing 4500 damage before it's insides launch him out.

Willow attacks the Champion by flying around it and deals 3000 damage. They'll probably come back for more when they're done.

Neodyme attacks the Champion with the armors of the fallen for 3000

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End of Turn:

The Heart summons an Elemental and a Dragon

Tabbune activates Spell Flury for triple damage.

Chana heals every AG for 2000

The Alaxian forces attack the Champion for 37 500

The Champion attacks the heart for 250 000 damage.

The Green Devil and the Guard Orotic deals 7500 to the Champion.

The Antichamber attacks the Champion for 6000.

The Classy Gentleman attacks the Champion for 4000

Enemy unit will probably destroy everything you hold dear. Have a nice day.

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Battlefield

Alaxia

Alaxia's Heart: 206 000/ 750 000 Call of the Heart: 0/2. [AG]

Tabbune: 21 000/ 25 000. Spell Flurry: 0/3. Alaxia's Chosen: 6/10 [AG]

Anka: 10 000/ 10 000. Rally and Inspire: 2/4. [AG]

Channa: 10 000/ 10 000. Light's Blessing: 0/2 [AG]

Alaxian Dragons: 25 000/ 25 000 x2 [AG]

Alaxian Elementals: 21 000/ 25 000 x12 [AG]

Glintless Champion: 102 500/ 300 000 Devastate: 6/7 [PG]

Infinity: Green Devil: 6 000/ 6 000. Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Pillow: Stunned, Heart Fragment (A) [AG]

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability) [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 42 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Trip

Deimos

Daydre

Shiny: 100P Token

Engie: Part of 3-barreled shotgun. Stoned!Engie

Laitome

Feraligatr: Classy Gentleman: 4 000/ 4 000, 0 Classiness.

edited 5th Oct '15 1:36:29 AM by Tabbune

Akantor: 46/75

REX: 12/100

I headbutt the Champion, like, really hard.

• 1 to Tallist, Piono, and Earl

50/200 30/50

I become unstunned.

I kick the router again and come online..."Shoddy network..."

I switch from full-auto to burst fire and begin placing careful shots against suspected weak spots of the Champion.

• 1 to Trip, Sandvich, Piono.

Point Singularity Projector: 61/200

Jetpack (discharging):14

Plasma Rifle: 7/10

• 1 to trip, ripsaw and infinity

139/? for potential

24/? for undecided

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IUPC

Hank shakes his head again. When am I leaving? Depends on how long it takes to the TARDIS fixed since that's the best bet we have of getting in and out without leading anything back here. When would the evacuation happen? Whenever Vetinari decides we can't stay anymore, because without his word, nobody will listen.

.

Deimos looks up. "Screw it." ((Everyone, at least one person better jump in on this combo, my guess would be this is our best chance at killing it))

24-10=14/?

10 post contingency charge expended!

Deimos begins what is hopefully going to be a successful combo attack. This is a bit of a gamble, should it be successful, this oughtta do insane damage, if it fails, I've just wasted a 10 post charge.

He charges at... not the champion, but the heart. He runs up the side, his grappling hook not quite tearing through enough tissue to damage it.

He gets to the top, and activates something on his avatar's loadout. "Rocket shoes activated." He floats up into the air, and then charges straight at the champion. He draws a sword. "Let's see whether or not this stupid Excaliferb thing I found back in Godcraft is any good or not."

He makes a graceful arc, the sunlight/mana/flames of battle causing the sword to shine brightly, grabbing the champion's attention as he plummets towards the beast's face, and sends the sword point-down into it.

And the end comes off.

The beast stumbles around, having had the point of the sword jammed into its face, shining like lightning, backed by the full force of two high powered rocket boots. Deimos, on the other hand, falls off the head-analogue of the thing, as what he was expecting to be his grip on the beast is now broken in two parts, the blade, which is still in the beast's head, and the hilt, which is currently falling to the ground below along with the person holding it.

The beast is distracted! Kill it now while its defenses are down!

edited 5th Oct '15 10:09:04 AM by pionoplayer

Force of Nature: 42/? Hint: —-

What Even Gods Fear: 42/? Hint: —-

Shadow casts a look of pure WTF at Pillow for damaging the Heart, then points at the Champion, and Fury obliges, carrying out his silent command, leaping at the stunned monster and clawing at the place where the blade still rests. The Sacred Spirit, panicked, attempts to catch Deimos as he falls.

Plus three to Phoenix.

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 24/50

Independence through Force: 24/60

Pheonix Rocket Launcher: 1/1

Auraxian Equipment Terminal: 1/10

The Gentleman looks angry, but composed. He politely yells at the Champion, "I say, good sir! You are most rude! Rude people like you should kindly fall over and expire! Indeed, I say!".

The Gentleman adjusts his monocle and hits the Champion with his cane.

Meanwhile, I take out a Phoenix Rocket Launcher and shoot at the Champion from cover.

(the Phoenix is a camera guided rocket launcher from the New Conglomerate faction of Auraxis. It can also be dumbfired. It does the same damage in both modes, let's put the damage at 1500 HP for now. It's not an entity, just a weapon.)

• 1 to the last three posters before this post with a charge that are not me. If you have two total posts before me, you get +2. Same with 3 total posts, you get +3.

edited 5th Oct '15 12:46:02 PM by KingFeraligatr

That son of a (BLEEP) is going to destroy the Heart if we don't act decisively!

After saying that, I decide to build on Piono's combo opener by repeatedly slashing it with a giant axe imbued with holy power.

Weapon: 2/30 Hint: Pointy things are fun.

Kill Sat: 50/100 {Charging... (20%)} (+1 from Talist)

• 1 to Talist, Piono, and Jon

edited 5th Oct '15 2:36:29 PM by InfinityRyujin

Hey! Sacred! Build off of Deimos's combo! He's part of the IUPC, an organization I have a feeling the Aspects would be interested in joining.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +2 total. Piono, Trip, Infinity Rujin
First Companion: 68/80
Willow: 86/()
Stuff: Healing Blues (in safe)
Now this isn't even being replied to...

========Willow=========

Willow is still in the air and flies past Shadow, but when Neodyme's Avatar starts (its?) attack, she suddenly seems to lock up and is flung towards the Champion along with all the other metal scraps, but not as hard. It seems that she has a variety of iron jewelry around her tail and legs. She crash lands next to Shadow and looks up.

((She is supposed to be somewhat of a foil to Wilson, so it would make little dramatic sense if she was 10 times bigger than him. She is about the same size as him. IE: about half a meter tall. Then of course, there's a long backstory of why she's an enderdragon.))

   EY? HEY! I'M GLAD I COULD HAVE MADE SUCH A GREAT FIRST IMPRESSION.   

She rises to her feet and seems to look over her shoulder.

   MY NAME IS CYNDER, AND I'LL BE YOUR ALLY TODAY. ALTHOUGH, I THINK I LIKE CYNEREA A LITTLE BETTER, BUT THAT'S HARDER TO PRONOUNCE, SO CALL ME WHICHEVER YOU WANT. I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S ATTACKS. LET ME TRY THAT NOW!   

This is to add to the combo thing by the way. She looks upwards and channels some kind of green energy that swirls in the air, forming a portal. It sparks and shoots off tiny sparks of chaotic lightning. Something seems to be headed through it... Rolling... January 25th, 2014. Suddenly, 12 U.O.S.S. drones get spat out and tumble through the air at high speeds towards the Champion, shattering on impact and making a massive racket, which causes Cynder to jump backwards from surprise.
\\ ((Sorry about this, but I place an irrational amount of value on a character's name and what that symbolizes for them. Her permanent name will most likely be Cynder, or Cynerea if you want to be even more fancy and symbolic.))

==========IUPC==========

So... there's nothing really to do except wait? And slowly dive deeper and deeper into panic because we don't know what we're really up against? That sounds like great fun. \\

edited 6th Oct '15 9:14:29 AM by Talist

Thank you game for letting me do that now let's try something else also I'm Telmoai not Laitome.

I tackle the champion and stick a few explosives on it.

• 1 trades anyone?

30/100

119/1500

Anti-ninja finished his tests

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Trip headbutts the Champion for 3000

Pillow becomes unstunned.

Piono initiates a combo with Excaliferb against the champion 15000 damage! Achievement unlocked: Initiator. Rewards: The mechanics of combo attacks revealed. Loading. The initiator does half damage, but the next attacks in the combo are boosted by previous poster's unboosted damage.

Fury attacks the Champion for 3000

Feraligatr summons a rocket launcher and hits the Champion for 3000 damage, his charge for the launcher refunded. (Please no charge smaller than 5. Makes it spammy. Do a free action if you want to. And entities attack at end of turn.)

Infinity continues Piono's combo by slashing with a giant axe at the Champion for 18 000 damage.

Willow continues the combo by sending U.O.S.S drones at the Champion for 6 000 damage.

Telmoai lauches explosives for 3000 damage.

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End of Turn:

The combined Alaxian forces attacks the Champion for 60 000 damage.

The Glintless Champion's Devastate is used, wiping the Elementals, and Dragons, and dealing 200 000 damage to the Heart. The Heart recovers 60 000 HP from the Elementals returning to it.

The Green Devil and the Guard Orotic deals 7500 damage to the Glintless Champion

The Classy Gentleman deals 4000 damage to the Champion and lasthits it. +1 Classiness!

The sky clears, revealing a lot of corpses and the dying landscape around. But also the corpses of the Glintlesses. It was a bittersweet victory, but a victory nonetheless.

I guess that's the last of them. Thanks for the help.

Hahaha! A sound is heard from beyond the fourth wall. You still have time for petty sidequests? Save that insignificant plane if you want to! I'm taking the Pantheon.

You should go back to hunting the Godmodder. I have transport if you need one. Suddenly, a massive wooden airship appears. It looks like a normal pirate ship, except it flies. Alaxia also wants you to go get the Godmodder. The Portlight still flying is a sign of it's gratitude. Magic users can detect that it's powered by mana.

Go. You have to save another place, right?

Yeah, go. You did fine today.

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Battlefield

Alaxia

The Portlight

Alaxia's Heart: 66 000/ 750 000. [AG]

Tabbune: 21 000/ 25 000. [AG]

Anka: 10 000/ 10 000. [AG]

Channa: 10 000/ 10 000. [AG]

Infinity: Green Devil: 6 000/ 6 000. Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Pillow: Stunned, Heart Fragment (A) [AG]

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability) [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 42 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Trip

Deimos

Daydre

Shiny: 100P Token

Engie: Part of 3-barreled shotgun. Stoned!Engie

Laitome

Feraligatr: Classy Gentleman: 4 000/ 4 000, 0 Classiness.

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Intermission 1, ended.

edited 6th Oct '15 1:48:35 AM by Tabbune