Where are the vowels?

This thread is based off a thread from another forum. I apologize if we already have this, nothing turned up when I searched "vowel".

Rules: you post a sentence, but with the vowels removed. The next poster decodes it and then posts another one. The words "I" and "a" can be replaced by an underscore. "Y" and "W" are not vowels.

Example:
Poster 1: _ blv _ cn fly
Poster 2: I believe I can fly
Wht's gng n n ths thrd
Poster 3: What's going on in this thread
Lt's ply ths frm gm
etc etc.

Starter:
_ shd b dng hmwrk

I should be doing homework.

_ st n th crnr, nd n n wll bthr m.

I sit in the corner, and no one will bother me.

_ nd t rd fr schl tnght.

I need to read for school tonight.

Tht dd nt g s xpctd.

That did not go as expected.

Y'r n cnn grnd, 'm p n crckshp spc.

That did not go as expected.

Shit, can't figure that one out, I'll give it to the next poster.

edited 12th May '15 7:37:18 PM by Brahian1

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space.

Pstn ths frm rlgn cls

edited 12th May '15 7:49:39 PM by SmartGirl333

Postin this from religion class.

Y hv rlgn clss t yr schl? Cl, s d _

You have religion class at your school? Cool, so do I.

(I'm in a catholic school )

Nw t's lnch tm. 'm n th lbrry

edited 12th May '15 8:16:56 PM by SmartGirl333

Now it's lunch time. I'm in the library

_ thnk tht clssl sqd r trly drbl!

(That is most certainly correct!)

edited 13th May '15 1:23:01 AM by Laithelryn

I think that colossal squid are truly adorable

(I hope I got that right...)

Prsnlly, m fvrt nml s th wlf.

Personally, my favourite animal is the wolf.

_ sd t prfr th fx s a yng chld, bt nw my fvrt is th dg.

I used to prefer the fox as a young child, but now my favorite is the dog.

Tht's ntrstng, _ lk dgs t. Cts r jst slly crtrs tht ht hmns.

That's interesting, I like dogs to. Cats are just silly creatures that hate humans.

_ mst dsgr wth wht y sy abt cts, I fnd thm t b mst dlghtfl crtrs. _ rcvd _ nw kttn rcntly.

It appears I ruined this, I am truly sorry! This seems like a magnificent game so I will do my best to restore it. I am very sorry for posting twice in a row!

My previous post reads: I must disagree with what you say about cats, I find them to be most delightful creatures. I received a new kitten recently.

_ m ckng _ stw.

I am terribly sorry I revealed it then, I thought I must have messed it up! I am truly sorry about that!

edited 16th May '15 5:22:45 PM by Laithelryn

Ah crap, I knew what that one was then my internet ate my post last night.

I am cooking a stew.

Lbrdr rtrvrs r th bst dgs vr.

Labrador retrievers are the best dogs ever.

Stp nsd, th shw's bt t strt, grntd t blw yr hd prt!

Step inside, the show's about to start, Guaranteed to blow your head apart!

I'm very fond of emeralds, they are very beautiful

Sprclfrglstcxpldcs, vn thgh th snd f t s smthng qt trcs, f y sy t ld ngh yll lwys snd prccs, Sprclfrglstcxpldcs!

hint: It's part of a song

edited 22nd May '15 8:21:12 PM by GhostElm

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

(Not gonna lie, I had to look up how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.)

Gvn my pr spllng sklls, _ prbbly shldn't ply ths gm.

Given my spelling skills, I probably shouldn't play this game.

Mt th nw bss, sm s th ld bss!

Given my spelling skills, I probably shouldn't play this game.

Meet the new boss, someone is the loud boss.

N f m fvrt Mr gs s Ppr Mr Th Thsnd r Dr.

Yes! You got it! Although the missing m was a mistake that I overlooked.

edited 28th May '15 3:44:21 PM by PrincessGwen

Bump, I can't decipher that though.

One of my favorite Mario (something... games missing an m?) is Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door

Kp t dwn! Ghstlm s cmpsng _ pst.

Keep it down! Ghostelm is composing a post.

_ hv lmst exhausted my sppls f t and cff, ths s mst nfrtnt!