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Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#851: Jan 23rd 2018 at 12:44:36 AM

Seriously, kids, don't gamble. It'll fuck up your life.

Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#852: Jan 23rd 2018 at 2:29:57 PM

Beware my s**tty aim.

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#853: Jan 23rd 2018 at 2:34:12 PM

"You know what? That's it, I'm going clean! Sorry, Devil, but from now on, I play fair, no more rigging games for your sake!"

Are you ready? Go live!
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#854: Feb 17th 2018 at 12:56:56 AM

Fire Pokemon are just the best. Love a good blast of fire in my face!

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Clockwork_Heart Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V” from Sector 478 Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
Starbug Dwar of Helium from Variable (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Dwar of Helium
#856: Feb 17th 2018 at 8:27:20 AM

"I think I should stop visiting electronic stores. I've got enough metal in my body already."

You have just enough energy to climb this hill, but not enough energy to go on or look for someplace else to camp.
Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#857: Feb 18th 2018 at 11:31:51 AM

The creeeeeam of the crop!

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#858: Feb 18th 2018 at 11:34:17 AM

"I will NEVER eat flies!"

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#859: Feb 19th 2018 at 6:54:31 PM

I don't want to cause any implications of Ho Yay be a bad guy anymore! I'm leaving Fat Cat's gang!

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Bluethorn Just a Mettaur from Alligator New York City Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Just a Mettaur
#860: Mar 14th 2018 at 4:09:11 PM

Please, no more food...

A great Mascot Mook.
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#861: Mar 14th 2018 at 4:34:16 PM

"I should defect against Bowser."

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#862: Mar 14th 2018 at 4:39:14 PM

"Hey, Usagi, I'm sorry for everything I said to you. Wanna go see a movie later?"
"Sure! And I accept your apology. ^_^"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#863: Mar 14th 2018 at 5:34:05 PM

You know what sounds good? An entire evening of tea and knitting. Maybe watch Antiques Roadshow.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her | inactive for now
#864: Mar 14th 2018 at 5:55:49 PM

“Saving people is such a chore. I’d rather just sit around watching Netflix.”

Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#865: Mar 14th 2018 at 6:45:20 PM

Our matches are staged!

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#866: Mar 14th 2018 at 7:13:52 PM

"I should stop being friends with Sponge Bob."

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Gaia_Nicolosi Helping myself from an obsession with Susan from Palermo Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: I know
Helping myself from an obsession with Susan
#867: Mar 15th 2018 at 11:09:14 AM

Usagi: Rei! You should clean up the temple! Rei: No I have videogames to play

I am Kymicsu and I'm trying to get less obsessed to Susan.
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#868: Mar 15th 2018 at 11:03:22 PM

Actual words.

Geddit, cos they speak Simlish? Ah, I crack myself up.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#869: Mar 15th 2018 at 11:12:04 PM

I really don't wanna be in the Justice League.

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#870: Mar 16th 2018 at 2:53:40 PM

Sailor moon is @&#%£!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#871: Mar 16th 2018 at 5:13:57 PM

My ears are fake.

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#872: Mar 17th 2018 at 1:51:30 PM

This hat is tacky!

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#873: Apr 14th 2018 at 4:49:31 PM

"Well, changing the future hasn't been working out so well for me, I think just this once I should sit back and prepare for whatever destiny has in store for us."

edited 14th Apr '18 4:49:50 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#874: Apr 14th 2018 at 4:52:11 PM

"Gadgetron for life! Corporations are just the Greatest Thing Ever, isn't that right Clank!"

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#875: Apr 14th 2018 at 5:08:49 PM

"Meh, who cares about Time Pieces anyway?"

edited 14th Apr '18 5:08:56 PM by DrNoPuma

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.

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