The man behind the slaughter
...Go ahead and eat it, not like can realistically stop you.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Sanity is overrated
(leaves before they notice me)
#nolivesmatter
Leave some for me, okay?
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
That cereal now belongs to you.
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Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"Who left this security camera in here....and who got the cereal out?"
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edited 4th Feb '16 1:42:36 PM by kablammin45
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
64th Successor
"...Shit, I gotta call animal control or something."
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Into Oblivion
...Get out of my house. Also, the blue hair just makes you look like an idiot.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Is this edible?
...How does a fucking SALT SHAKER eat?
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
How do you fit in my TARDIS?
edited 4th Feb '16 10:07:14 PM by TheEngineer24
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-turns the camera away from the cereal-
...eheh
Divine Burden
... Huh. I give up. Eat everything.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Oh have the damn cereal. You sound like an old granny, you know that?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"Mom! There's a little kid with green hair in the kitchen!"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
How do the whale get in my house?
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Get outta here, Big Brother! We don't want your commie bullshit here!
How'd you reach the chair? Jesus, you're so tiny!
Also, no. I've learned that if you give an alien some cereal, they tend to go on a homicidal rampage. That was NOT fun explaining to the police the first time it happened.
edited 5th Feb '16 10:26:23 AM by RandomWriter413
Stop eating that cereal, it's mine!
I knew I should've had that cereal spiked...
Divine Burden
The fat bitch that is my cat dropped salt unto the cereal.
FUCK
edited 5th Feb '16 3:14:48 PM by Bolded1
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Take my Cereal but get out.
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Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"HOLY COW A PLANE CRASHED INTO THE HOUSE!"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"Welp
There goes my cereal, my cereal bowl, and most of my house. But hey, he's friendly!
...eheh
How'd you fit through my front door?!
Fine, you may take my cereal, BUT YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY DIGNITY.
I'm not letting you take my cereal, I'm giving you permission to eat it.