Paranoia RPG - A Special Delivery

DEAL WITH IT LANIUS, I HAVE 3 IN MELEE AND I AINT AFRAID TO USE IT

Ha ha ha omg yes please.

True, but remember a 1 in melee for you only results in me rolling three dice. Small Job is meant to be a dragon character, so I roll FOUR dice for him for everything.

The good news for Kcin is that if he dies in combat, I'll be giving his new character a stat boost (+1 in a skill) and I'd be willing to make that boost in VIOLENCE instead of just in Melee or Duck.

Kitty Gal is meant to be this seducible Femme Fatale character, but due to bad rolls and the fact I didn't start her out with a gun, she seems more like a back-stabbing damsel in distress.

If you'll look at the stats table, you'll see I tried to set her stats as a normal character, instead of like Sirley or Small Task who just have the same stat across the board.

Oh, and I've been using Random.Org for these rolls, with the problems Invisible Castle seems to be having.

edited 18th Apr '15 10:33:52 AM by Nodrog

You forget the Rule of Fun and the fact Kcin is pretty confident after punching Wolf into oblivion

edit: Dick move bro!

edited 18th Apr '15 10:47:43 AM by Nickpws

Pfffffffhahahaha

That video is the best thing.

I just realised I rolled a perfect

Why Is Kcin so good with Violence. Why.

edited 18th Apr '15 10:55:03 AM by Nickpws

Silence is officially promoting Kcin to their official violence officer!

From lackey to Violence officer! Silence would have finished building a robot to do that. Kcin works too.

But Lanius was the Violence Officer ;_;

You're actually the education officer! *SHOT*

VIOLENCE is EDUCATION.

Yes. We learned that your violent tendencies only brought death and your eventual end without contributing anything.

HE HAD A WIFE AND KIDS.

Surly =/= Wolf, Wolf. Do not play him as such.

o3o But I'm a fictional entity. It's pretty much WOLVES all the way down.

I'm pretty sure our final boss wasn't supposed to be this stupid, Wolf

Edit: Well, considering you edited your post I guess this doesn't apply anymore

Double Edit: Nope, still the same

edited 20th Apr '15 8:43:42 AM by Nickpws

Nah I actually couldn't come up with anything better.

Surly knows that isn't small task so why are you acting like he doesn't?

Because I thought it would be funny in a meta-sense? Is my taste really that bad?

It doesn't make sense. If you were pretending I'd get it but you're not. You're contradicting the GM.

Alright fine I'll fix that ONE PART but everything else about it is fine.

OUTBURST DELETED

edited 20th Apr '15 11:02:24 AM by WolfAmongGods

"The big bag", huh?

edited 20th Apr '15 12:58:50 PM by Tojin

Yeah really, bag?

-sighs and goes back to fix the typo-

In case it wasn't clear with the Oxidane tank, Sahib's default is to charge as much as he thinks you're able to pay.