Adipose: Am I fat? Oh frick I think I'm fat.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Wes looks at Liklik with anger in his eyes.
"Are you saying that I broke the coffee machine on purpose!? Me, the guy who loves coffee so much that it is the only thing that keeps me sane in this office!?" Wes says as he takes a deep breath afterwards.
".....It was broken the moment I got there."
Wes then looks at Fubuki.
"Good idea."
Then he looks at Adipose.
"Just go to the gym then during your spare time. There, problem solved."
Red Lagoon
Instant coffee is not coffee! I am going to stall in front of office, should I take something else too when I am on it?
Btw Adipose, why you don't join me and my man on morning warm up? Nothing help keep slim linia as five miles of Sprint every day, just look on me.
edited 2nd Mar '15 5:38:15 AM by Tenzen12
My son is a dumbass
Liklik looks at Wes:"That is exactly why I asked you: T He Coffe amchine is broken, so you have no coffee so you are bound to do something or already did. I am just being preemptive. Also? Instant coffee really isn't real coffee"
no thoughts, only sword
Then should I brew tea? I think we still have some packets left in the pantry.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Red Lagoon
Come back from outside with several cups of coffee and gives one to Liklik
"This is yours brand, isn't it?"
Take one himself and put rest on broken coffee machine
edited 2nd Mar '15 5:50:18 AM by Tenzen12
My son is a dumbass
Liklik drinks and begins to spaz a little bit
"Did you dillute this?"
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Wes looks at Liklik.
".....I may have gone to the rune department and maybe stole their coffee machine." Wes answers to Liklik.
Then he sees the coffee cups.
"Please! I beg of you! Give me one of the cups."
edited 2nd Mar '15 5:53:57 AM by RobotTophat
Red Lagoon
It's from coffee opposite of our office, they NEVER dilute it!
Reland bursts in.
"ALRIGHT! Who messed around on the database servers? C'mon, I'm not leaving until I get an answer. Do you people know how long it takes me to fix up the blasted things?!"
My son is a dumbass
"Then why am I still breathing? Oh they used normal water"
Liklik takes out a small blue container and drops a single salt-shaped crystal into his cup
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Wes looks at Reland.
"Not me if that's what you are thinking. I was in the rune department stealing their coffee machine when that happened."
edited 2nd Mar '15 6:00:27 AM by RobotTophat
no thoughts, only sword
Umm, I still have some reports to do so I think I'll excuse myself.
-Sneaks away-
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Engie: "All of those things for a cup of coffee?"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
My son is a dumbass
Liklik drinks and falls down: "Thats better. I didn't do it. Ask an Damascian."
"HEY! You! GET BACK HERE!"
He chases after Fubuki when he sees her sneaking away.
no thoughts, only sword
Ah!
-Freezes-
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
"Why are you sneaking off like that? Something to...hide? Like messing around on the database servers?"
He stands there, eyeing her suspiciously.
no thoughts, only sword
W-what? No! I was going to work on our annual budget report!
-fidget fidget-
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
"You're fidgeting. Either you're lying or are really nervous. I'll be watching you...I have eyes EVERYWHERE..."
He walks off again, back to fixing the database.
no thoughts, only sword
-She lets out a sigh of relief as she walks back to her post-
-Mental note: Do not go to the bathroom for at least a week-
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Something something smithy
-Zed opens the door he installed to his cubicle and walks out-
-He goes over to the coffee machine and begins eating it in a daze-
Something something Arena.
Red Lagoon
...and find himself in steel grip of Kuzuhara, by this pace Zeds shoulder might get broken soon
edited 2nd Mar '15 7:10:06 AM by Tenzen12
My son is a dumbass
Wait, Zed eats the damn COFFEE MACHINE?
Liklik stands up and begins working at around twice the speed as usual
Fubuki: Eh? The coffee machine is broken? Umm, maybe we should switch to instant coffee until it gets fixed?
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.