ITT: Our avatars work at an office

"Don't you have something else you can do?"

I'm not late am I?

"You're never late to this kind of things", say the pope hat Superdickery.

Rose passes her most recent report to whoever the current boss is.

It's written entirely in the broodfester tongue.

JADE: Sir, we're about to receive a shipment from our allies at Crocker Corp.

Jade's form turns into a bright green silhouette, which a large red package flies out of.

Loki: -reads the report- Excellent work, Jade.

-Colben walks into the office with some scrap metal-

-she puts it in storage.-

A dragon appears in front of Loki with a sign that says I want a job

Rose nods and floats off to write her next report.

JADE: Sir, we're about to receive a complaint from one of our customers.

An envelope with a seal shaped like a spade flies out of her form.

-Zed begins typing away.-

Joe wakes up after months spent in a coma. The familiar light of day pierces his eyes, and for a moment his vision is blinded by this sharp brightness.

"Where... where am I?" He says, the poor guy struggles to make sense of this seemingly alien reality.

"Who... who am I?" Apparently, he seems to have lost his memory too.

He pulls himself up and tries to walk, but falls on his ass in the process.

edited 23rd May '15 4:55:44 AM by Victor_Skye

Don Quixote appears looking for a job.

That's right I am reviving it

edited 24th May '15 6:08:22 PM by YOLOisfox

"On the Phone"

Y-you gotta buy this stock!!

If you don't buy this stock... I'll eat your kids!

... You don't have kids? A-a wife? Pets?

... Oh, he's good...

"Hey, can someone make me some coffee?" -Lucina

"...just make your own, you don't need a firebender to make you coffee." -Zuko

"Yes well I am a knight you know ." He says on the phone

-Murakumo-

Here, have some.

-Hands Lucina a cup and takes a sip from her own-

Say, I've never seen you before. Are you new here?

Joe gawked at the labyrinth-like cubicle complex like a tourist. The general corporate atmosphere of the office made his head go round for a few moments. He tried to ask the workers there some questions, but he was too shy to dare approach them, for his fear was greater than his courage.

"Yes, I am new here!" -Lucina

"Oh good, another girl to be a lesbian too!" -Azula

"Azula, stop sexually harassing girls." -Mai

This is a fun one that deserves resurrection.

(Roxas is sweeping up dirt.)

A single liver stares at him...

...Fuuuuuuuuuuuudge.

It stares harder...

C!Ganondorf works in his cubicle.

(He picks it up and throws it out the window.)

It sticks to his hand.

...Do livers just hate me personally? (He slams it on the windowsill hard.)