The Absolute Madman
"But i can work! I can file and sort just like the rest of you. And I'm also a girl, Victor."-angry stare-
"We be we baby!"
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
"Of course, gender does not matter when you are cooking!" Victor hastily responds.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
The Absolute Madman
"I'M NOT FOOD! I'M AN INTELLIGENT ANIMAL WITH AMAZING ABILITIES!"
"We be we baby!"
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
"Exactly, you're among the highest of delicacies the universe has to offer!" Victor said, in a mocking tone.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
The Absolute Madman
"How would you like it if another human ate you for lunch?"
"We be we baby!"
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
"They tried, back at the Unification Wars, oh they tried when the stockpiles went dry, but I ate them all..." Victor then descends to a mad laugh it is villainous and disturbing.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
The Absolute Madman
"how did you even qualify for work here?"
"We be we baby!"
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
"Well, by not nuking the office." Victor replies honestly.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
He didn't. There isn't even any qualifications to begin with.
-She offers a cup of coffee to Sticks-
I'm Fubuki. What's your name?
edited 5th Mar '15 5:48:01 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
The Absolute Madman
"Sticks the Jungle badger" -Logo appears in word bubble-
"What's your job here?"
edited 5th Mar '15 5:50:19 AM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
My son is a dumbass
Wolfen takes away Victors weaponry, grabs him by the collar and throws him out the window...
"This nutjob really needs to learn he rules. My name is Wolfen Sylph, I am responsible for mail."
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
I'm the boss' secretary, but also handle a bit of finance stuff.
Oh, and here's your cup. -Gives Wolfen his coffee-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
"Good job Wolfen, you are the hero of this office." Flint says.
"My name is Flint and I do paperwork related to enchantments." Flint says to Sticks.
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
Victor is now consigned to the triage once more. The medical team is currently carrying him to the stretcher.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
The Absolute Madman
"I now start work in file sorting and other misc. tasks." "I needed money so I can help repair Tails' X-tornado." "It's a long story..."
"We be we baby!"
My son is a dumbass
"At least the medical staff won't be bored. Except of him"
Wolfen takes the coffee, gulps it down and facedesks
Red Lagoon
Kuzuhara is finally back after he finished disposing all of Victor weapons (and eating sausages).
" WHERE DID YOU GOT SHOTGUN AND ROCKET LUNCHER FROM?!"
Imidietely break both weapons by bare hands. And give Victor Facepalm Of Doom than he use it hit floor with him several times. His dark aura of rage envelope whole office
edited 5th Mar '15 6:05:29 AM by Tenzen12
The Absolute Madman
"Say, are there any other talking animals here?"
"We be we baby!"
My son is a dumbass
"Calm down Kuzuhara. We fireproofed the cubicles after the damascians came here."
Wolfen taps sticks on the shoulder: "I don't know if I count as one."
edited 5th Mar '15 6:06:51 AM by Blackie
The Absolute Madman
"Da-who now?"
"We be we baby!"
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
"Uh, Kuzuhara right? I'm American, does that explain everything?" Victor replies meekly.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Yeah, and it's quite a drain on our budget. -Ironic chuckle-
Um, Kuzuhara-san, can you please stop smashing the floor? Replacing the tiles isn't cheap, you know.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
The Vagrant
Eldren reappears, staring at Kuzuhara with surprise at the aura he is projecting.
"I have to say, the way you speak seems to be a bit unique. How do you do?"
He looks at Victor once more with a nod.
"Well, Victor, it seems you are calming down," he greets nonchalantly.
He then turns to Wolfen, whose face is slumped on the desk.
"I believe something has happened while I was away. Do you mind if you tell me what it is later?"
He makes a vague wave at Fubuki as he leaves again, hoping not to walk into trouble back at the Department.
edited 5th Mar '15 6:13:59 AM by SymeSynth
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
"Well one of the bosses is a giant fly." Flint says to Sticks.
Flint hears Victor's question to Kuzuraha.
"No."
Nodding at Fubuki, he accepts the cup of coffee with a look of acknowledgement, still walking towards where the other members of the Department should be.
He glances at Flint for a while, then to Victor.
"If I am in the right mood, I might help you fix Victor's mind so that he would not be any more trouble."
He continues walking.
edited 5th Mar '15 5:20:28 AM by SymeSynth
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.