ITT: Our avatars work at an office

What should Eldren take as his job here?

He looks at the oddly clad man once more, the boy wearing a hat, and to the cute girl again.

"Seeing as you all work in here... what job should I be taking?"

edited 5th Mar '15 4:03:37 AM by SymeSynth

Victor reaches out for his shotgun, but then remembers that he's not supposed to be killing his officemates. Instead, he manages to crawl out of bed and grab his mop. That was when-

"Gahhh!" Another memory flashes through his mind.

Eren, Hotblooded go-getter who negogiates with clients and tries to keep them from going to other businesses.

"What's America?" Eren blinked as he watched the man with the mop mutter crazily about something.

edited 5th Mar '15 4:06:40 AM by Sebbymoran

Fubuki: That depends. What are you good at?

-To Eren- It's a big country to the west. Their navy is one of the most formidable in the world!

edited 5th Mar '15 4:06:31 AM by ArmoredFury

Eren shrugged. "Never heard of it. Not much of a history person."

Flint looks at Eldren.

"Well, what are you good at? I usually do paper work related to enchantments."

Flint looks at Eren.

"A country."

"Spellcasting, mostly. Also, dealing with people who do not take things seriously," he answers, wagging a partly-gloved finger for emphasis. "I am also good at examining documents and files to see if they are really legal."

edited 5th Mar '15 4:09:49 AM by SymeSynth

Eren nods at the pointy-eared man. "Sounds good enough for me."

Fubuki: That's great! I think we still need some administrative workers around here.

By the way, I'm Fubuki. Nice to meet you, Mister...?

"I am Eldren, a Summoner from the Kingdom."

He glances at her with mild curiosity, then turns to the dark-haired young man.

"And who may you be, young man?"

edited 5th Mar '15 4:16:44 AM by SymeSynth

Wolfen (as always) is sorting documents in the air

Wolfen: Sorting the Mail? I mean he has pretty fast perception and can juggle all the mail in the air

edited 5th Mar '15 4:20:20 AM by Blackie

"Name is Flint Lockwood. As I said I do paperwork related to enchantments, but right now I have temporally taken Wes' job until he comes back from a business trip." Flint answers to Eldran.

edited 5th Mar '15 4:18:47 AM by RobotTophat

Victor recalls the Unification Wars once more. And it is as clear as day...

—-Unification Wars—-

Victor walks through shattered glass, around him surrounds the remains of a metropolis that once held mountainous skyscrapers that made people's necks hurt just by looking at the top. He glances at his fellow soldiers, they are fatigued, battered, and dying. He sees civilians being loaded into trucks, and Victor was one of the few men in the brigade that knew where they were headed, the mind-control facility that was headed by the Patriot Corporation.

Victor had been a shareholder himself and made quite a profit from it. It didn't quite matter how the world was going to be united by America, all that mattered that it was going to be united, by America. Victor was the sort of person that was amoral yet tended to be idealistic about his beliefs. In his heart, he truly believed that it was best for the world to be under the will of the Republic, even denying the atrocities he had seen with his own eyes.

(Gunshot) He hears a shot, and a body falls, it is clearly another suicide from his comrades. No matter, the weak will be weeded out and only the true Patriots shall live to witness the coming of a new age... under America.

—-Present Time—-

"What the... What the hell was that?" Victor opens his eyes which are now adjusting to the bright office light.

Eren blinks, then straigtens himself and crosses one hand over his heart while the other is behind him. "My name is Eren Jaeger!"

"My name is too high for someone who is so low bred like you, prole." Victor Skye gives Eren a vicious stare.

He regards the man, Eren, with scrutiny.

"Eren? It sounds eerily familiar, but let us not delve into those matters."

He motions to the oddly-dressed man who is mopping the floor.

"I wonder if someone could enlighten me to who on Gaia's blessing that man is, and what he is doing here."

edited 5th Mar '15 4:22:04 AM by SymeSynth

Wolfen leans out of his cubicle: "That's Victor the janitor."

"I am not the 'janitor' I am the slayer of daemons, I am the cleanser of filth, I am the restoration of order! I am your lifeline, I am here to fix your major malfunctions, and I can be the last person you see if you cross my paths!" Victor says all this with an exaggerated accent. He swings the mop down the floor and begins cleaning the place.

"He is very dedicated, as you can see."

"He is also overly patriotic." Flint says to Eldren as he keeps looking at the papers, ignoring everything Victor said.

edited 5th Mar '15 4:25:53 AM by RobotTophat

"I can cross your "path" anytime I like, human, or should I say, Victor. Do not test me."

His eyes narrow.

"I do not want to start a fight against any of you, but I will kill you all if necessary."

He turns to Fubuki and the frog-like creature.

"What job here should I take, then?"

Um, now that everyone knows each other, should I get something to drink?

"This is no such thing as 'over-patriotic' there is only patriotism, there is only dedication to your nation. And a lack of it is heresy! Many friends of mine have fallen to the ways of the depraved, committing various acts of hedonism in the name of self. I, as you can see am not one of them for I have steadfastly dedicated millenniums of my life to the Republic!" Victor says this to Flint once again stabs the sky with his mop.

Victor sees the elf and says, "I heard you people can live for a long long time, how long have you lived?" He was always curious about elves, about how they were so human, yet so... different altogether. It was fascinating, yet morbid, and this contrast of emotion made Victor so piqued about them.

Victor sees the girl, "I'll order the 20th Millennium Mc Donalds Burger and COKE!."

(Ok, somebody needs to make a trope about me being a Sky Stabber)

edited 5th Mar '15 4:34:15 AM by Victor_Skye

"A cup of coffee sounds nice." Flint says to Fubuki.

Stab the Sky?

Wolfen:"Given your claimed expertise in magic, your willingness to punish evildoers and a hint of bloodlust: Administrator of the magical department. In other words you would be the boss of Wes, Flint and Liklik."

Multiple bundles of letters float to different cubicles

"Hot coffee please. With a shot of Likliks brew."

He then whispers to Fubuki. "The codewort to get access to Likliks brew should be Fullrune."