Hello!
I'll trust you to take care of those dishes, roommate.
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
my current job
Well, sorry to say this, but I don't have any magma or an NES. Would you settle for an N64?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Apparently Not Dead
You get to pay for this month's rent.
-insert appropriate signature here-
At the heart of the world...
Great! I have no idea who you are!
You're doing the chores here.
Dave
You want some Cap'n Crunch? I like Cap'n Crunch do you? If you don't like Cap'n Crunch you're out!
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
82123
... I have no idea who you are, but I can roll with this as long as we don't impose our cereal preferences upon each other, capisce?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
I'm cool with this.
Oh, yay!
At the heart of the world...
Oh my gosh! It's a girl!
...Eh, I'm okay with this.
Dave
Seriously, yo gotta have Cap'n Crunch, bro.
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
my current job
Eh, all we have is Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Oh and by the way, it's your turn to do the cooking.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Hmm... let's see... I can't cook for shit, so nanomachines, son.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
82123
...Nanomachines? Like the Metal Gear ones? :?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
At the heart of the world...
No! No nanomachines!
[takes out box of Eggos]
Waffles! Especially of the chocolate-chip or strawberry variety, preferably with some sort of jam or jelly spread on top, sprinkled with coconut flakes, and drizzled with honey.
Dave
Dude, if you got peanut butter, waffles are fine with me.
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
Just don't be messy and we'll get along just fine.
Gentlemen, let us improve this room! We're apparently all in this together, so... hmm... The room itself. No description has been given. What we create is limited only by our imagination. Plenty of room for, say, an archery range.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Jer gets all the girls
Best not...I'm really not a good shot with a bow. How about a cinema?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Just as planned."
Care for a cigar?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Hello!
I take it the room manager saw it fit to pair opposites together. I gotta give the manager credit for picking such a pairing with us. Care for a hug, Rachel?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Your video games are taking up half the room, y'know.
I'm cool with this.
Hard-fucking-core.
Let's video game.
How do you react to this?
NO! Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old!