You feel tired
>Eat Breakfast
edited 13th Jan '15 7:18:40 PM by machop
At the heart of the world...
Okay, you got it.
edited 13th Jan '15 7:08:34 PM by BlackMageAnolis
Shadow of Legends
>Change into piloting uniform and get into Humongous Mecha
edited 13th Jan '15 7:18:02 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
At the heart of the world...
Sorry, Micool, but you'll either need to change that to become one action, or get rid of one.
Also edited the OP to avoid confusion over this.
edited 13th Jan '15 7:17:16 PM by BlackMageAnolis
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>Goes out for a walk
>Get a shotgun.
> Prepare Jackrabbit stew.
...?
> Look under your pillow.
At the heart of the world...
This might be too much for the omnipost tomorrow if this keeps up. I'll have to edit the rules. Again...
Maid of Time
>Exist.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
At the heart of the world...
> Wake up
Ah, the sun. Look how it always shines in the morning sky. You know, somehow, you must murder it.
> Eat breakfast
Cheerio for Cheerio—God dang it, you're out.
Hey, there's some nails on the floor! You're a tough guy! Why not give 'em a try?
> Change into piloting suit and get into Humongous Mecha
Nice and roomy. Oh, and the cup holder's a nice touch. Too bad you have to keep them lidded.
> Goes out for a walk
Oh, you're not so sure. It's pretty far down... Eh, just walk in the Mecha. Nobody'll mind.
Oh, hey, Tommy!
> Get a shotgun
Why do you need a hunting license for this crap?! You'll spare him just this once, but any more screw ups on his part will get him some Mecha foot...
> Prepare Jackrabbit stew
Didn't even need a hunting license.
> Look under your pillow
Nothing. You even gave the tooth fairy a molar, too. Those always are big hits...
> Exist
You're thinking.
Maid of Time
>Observe surroundings.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Rookie Writer
>Check your special pillow in the drawer. Maybe the Tooth Fairy left a little something in there.
Something something smithy
> Shoot the random piñata.
Something something Arena.
...?
> Check under bed.
Well, the pillow didn't work...
edited 13th Jan '15 8:22:43 PM by Makeyejr
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>Finds a 20 dollar bill on the street
At the heart of the world...
> Observe surroundings
Don't think you've heard of those. Must be some new-tangled thing the kids have.
> Check your special pillow in the drawer
Oh, your God! You just realized. Racing for the draw, you open it in excitement, and...it's a Hershey's Kiss.
Eh, you'll take what you can get...
> Shoot the random piñata
But first, you'll need a random gun!
At the heart of the world...
[continuing...]
> Check under bed
Oh, there? Just a bunch of gerbils. Prolly would've eaten the tooth by the time the tooth fairy got there.
Speaking of, you need to feed them more often...
> Find a $20 bill on the street
Oh, hey a dolla—DAMMIT, TIMMY!
...?
> Feed gerbils.
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You monster.
edited 13th Jan '15 8:30:39 PM by Makeyejr
Maid of Time
>Feed gerbils the dollar.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
> Then eat the gerbils.
Shadow of Legends
>Break the fourth wall and shoot every motherfucker trying to make me do random shit.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Rookie Writer
>On second thought, kill every random motherfucker except that smart, beautiful 1up-Mushroom fellow.
At the heart of the world...
> Feed the gerbils
Don't worry, Hammy 243-976. Mr. and Mrs. Timmy will never know...
> Feel the gerbils the dollar
Can't let that go to waste.
> Eat the gerbils
After carefully analyzing each one, you decide to eat Hammy 344-358, 372-74, and 415. They were delicious, though, regretfully, lacking in butter.
> Break fourth wall and shoot everyone
Hah! You wish! What, you think this is some stupid Internet thing? Pa-lease!
> Kill everyone except for 1upmushroom
You need that random gun first!!
edited 13th Jan '15 8:39:05 PM by BlackMageAnolis
This is a (unofficialish) reboot of the TV Tropes Adventure Game which has long since been abandoned. It's a play-by-post game where you post a single action Example , and after a little while, I make a post with all of the post you guys made. Example
The Rules:
1. Have fun. Get creative, make mistakes, get messy, and just have fun! No reason being here if you're not having any fun, right?
2. No doubleposting. This is ubiquitous across the fora, and it's no different here. No doubleposting allowed, unless you're bumping, and even then, you cannot make another action.
3. Keep all actions SFW. In other words, no sexual content, overly violent and gory content (Violent Action Done Right Violent Action Done Wrong ). I can put in suggestive content, but I judge whether it crosses that line, and if it does, then it doesn't get used. Also, no overuse of swearing.
4. Keep OOC text in spoiler. For any reason we might need it.
5. No dickery. Self explanatory, and accounts for both actions and OOC text.
Anyway, let the shenanigans begin!
> Wake up
edited 13th Jan '15 7:58:15 PM by BlackMageAnolis