It don't matter. None of this matters.
Gentlemen, behold! I present to you, this thing!
"'Tonight you will get you dick ripped off.'...Well that doesn't sound very right, does it?"
The King Without a Kingdom
I bring you Eeyore Pony! She's so depressing, you'll leave the big top contemplating suicide! ...Wait, where are you going? ... Welp. Lost customers there.
It's been 3000 years…
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Behold the Mystical Psychic Woman, Debbie! She can predict your future with 95% accuracy!
Classic
Behold, The Fantastic Fazbear! Such a fine beast to be seen by all those who are brave enough!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Behlod, the Lightning of Justice, Stormer Aurion! Watch in awe as this well-dressed, fedora-wearing hero brings the thunder and lightning with his amazing sword skills!
edited 8th Jan '15 5:23:41 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Asgore Adopts Noelle
A Marvelous wonder from Japan, the Ironcommando! If you like Robots, you'll love this fully functioning automaton! He sings, he dances, he kills other sentient robots!
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Look at the skeleton! Watch it be a total Casanova Wannabe amd listen to top 40 pop music! Stuff you can see in everyday life, but cause I'm a circus mayor you'll cough up 20 bucks.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Fly Air Madeline
SEE the unlikely romance between man and machine! Be amazed as our intrepid Saiyan dares to love a woman who doesn't necessarily love her back!
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Urotsuki's a girl. 
edited 12th Oct '15 9:12:57 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this young boy may look relatively harmless, but he holds a secret power! Watch and be amazed!
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Behold the first Interspecies rock band. A dog and his Badass rock band.
edited 11th Oct '15 5:56:04 PM by Piando
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
And it's your job to sell it to the masses! I'll give you all a taste with my Avatar (Don't just Copy/paste it whoever posts next):
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Step right up if you dare! For the terrifying monster that is the Dingo Walley! He's so gruesome that we have to keep the lights low, with only his soul piercing eyes of anger remaining visable! Only the bravest should see such a hideous, terrifying beast!
edited 6th Jan '15 4:35:08 PM by DingoWalley1