Blackie: Became an example of Black Dude Dies First.
At the heart of the world...
AHI-3000 - Gets his memory chips pulled out of him one by one by an astronaut he's working with
Maid of Time
Black Mage Anolis - stabbed an iceberg until it exploded.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Something something smithy
Brahian1 : eaten by a tiny slug
Something something Arena.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
zbse: Send to the moon by a giant from Skyrim.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
RobotTophat: Used as a matter-to-energy sacrifice to open a portal for the return of the Dragon Archon.
edited 8th Feb '15 10:01:39 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Brightness
OmegaShadowcry: Steps on a bee, trips over self, and drowns in kiddy pool on April 23, 2043.
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They
my current job
TheAirman- Literally becomes airheaded.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
William Radar Storm: Kidnapped and executed by terrorists.
edited 12th Feb '16 11:32:29 AM by AHI-3000
A real bad hombre
AHI-3000: Crushed by a mass of falling laptops after a tornado passes over a laptop factory.
edited 22nd Apr '15 11:56:54 AM by LinkToTheFuture
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Link To The Future: Crushed by a flying pig.
Something something smithy
Robot Tophat: Eats a soap bar made of uranium.
Something something Arena.
A real bad hombre
zbse: Drowns in lemonade while attempting to use the soda fountain.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Link To The Future: Sacrificed by an evil cult that worships a dead celebrity.
edited 22nd Apr '15 5:15:42 PM by AHI-3000
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
AHI-3000: Falls into an open sewer and dies.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Omega Shadowcry: Eaten alive by a pack of 100 rabid chihuahuas.
AHI-3000: I commit seppuku as a desperate bid to draw people back to this game.
Do i look like a person that needs a title?
AHI-3000:Death by giant steamroller with a beautiful and tots not evil blonde man saying MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Do you know why the medieval times were called the dark ages? beacuse there was too many knights! HA
COME, AND SEE
Death Seller: Murdered by the brother who is his father who is his uncle that he doesn't even know about.
edited 3rd May '15 7:34:26 PM by TheGreatDuck
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
The Great Duck: Shot, stuffed, and mounted on a wall.
At the heart of the world...
AHI-3000
Had his memory cores slowly removed until he was singing Daisy Bell.
Black Mage Anolis: Betrayed by an evil cult of wizards and witches he associated with, who sacrificed him to an evil demon god.
Divine Burden
AHI-3000 : Engage in a match of crocodile wrestling in a drag, die when one of the crocodiles will break physic and piledrive him.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Bolded 1: Forced to continuously run while naked in front of his whole neighborhood, before collapsing and dying from exhaustion.
zbse: Mauled by a bear after going into the zoo on a dare