Splatoon

But that would ruin the mystery.

Plus I don't like squads. Chances are, we will be up against an S+ team using voice chat with each other.

That's true.

Anyway, streaming Splatoon in less than 50 minutes.

Wow wow wow wow wow... found a hacker in rank... in S+ no less. What the fuck.

Here's me bumbling through ranked and being carried.

Here's the rank mode hack encounter. It may be difficult to see what happened, but you should get a better idea when the match ends and Judd does his judging. The whole map was covered in the enemy team's ink.

Sadly, I didn't see who did it and the last thing I want to do is blame someone on incomplete guesses. I don't want to misjudge someone who may be innocent in this.

edited 9th May '17 7:57:44 PM by OrionAurora

Boss Salmonids

New gear brand, Annaki

edited 10th May '17 5:05:11 PM by rmctagg09

I'm going to harbor a guess and say the new clothing brand will have bomb range up as its primary ability. Currently, no brands specialize in bomb range up.

Annaki looks like a slav anarchist brand, lol.

In b4 squids wearing the gasmask and the Annaki duds and going CHEEKI BREEKI

Anarchist, you say?

And while on the topic of gear stereotypes, Squid Girl dress + Legendary Cap

So is Sound Smith's hat stereotype videos the new Team Service Announcement video meme for Splatoon? I approve.

edited 10th May '17 7:24:36 PM by OrionAurora

Hey, anarchists need to look good while overthrowing the Squid Capitalist regime.

Capitalist? Oh, please. It's clampitalist at best.

-Checks link- ...Oh dear, it really looks edgier than the bandana .-.

I think you guys already noticed, but I have a low edge tolerance. Where some see a cool anarchist outfit, I see a reason for my squiddo to hit her head against the nearest table trying to hold back her laughter with a dumb smile on her face.

edited 11th May '17 5:52:19 AM by Elbruno

You like edge? Perhaps I should dust out my old go-to outfit; Paisley Bandana, Black Inky Rider, and Pink Trainers... I nick named this "the tsundere outfit."

...*goes to get the clothes for that*

I liked the white anchor shirt, the skull bandana and the moto boots, I think.

I didn't really have an outfit name for that. Casual pirate?

I think I've said it multiple times but the Reggae Shirt is where it's at. <3

Aside from that, anything and everything from Rockenberg is my gig.

Chapter 5.

Callie's dead, Marie killed her, and she doesn't even realize it yet.

=(

In other news, parents are confirmed to exist!

Slap!

Incoming Marie's mom and dad fanart!

edited 11th May '17 7:51:18 PM by Elbruno

man why didn't we get to see mom and dad

also marie still feels real bad

@Elbruno: Good job. I was trying to think of a pun for 'capitalist'.

I wonder if they have news about the Captain...

What? Both parents are alive?! This can't be! It's video game law that a major character can't have both of their parents at the same time.

And leaving that, I finally did it. I dethroned the Aerospray RG as my second most used weapon. For more than a year it held the second place spot, but now the 52 Gal holds it. Time to use that Berry Pro again. Just 30000p to go and it too will over take the Aerospray.

Edit: Oh, and to add another tally, saw another hacker this morning. Didn't record or got their name. My capture card decided to be the most kind of useless; it crashed my Wii U and blue screen'd my computer.

edited 11th May '17 9:39:09 PM by OrionAurora

How the hell does a capture card crash your console and computer!?