Push the button?

Won't push. I want to cherish my youth while I still can.

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You get to go on a date with any fictional character of your choice.

BUT

You have to wear Impossibly Tacky Clothes while on said date.

Currently Reading: N/A

Pass; I'm aro-ace anyway.

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You get some waffles,

BUT

They're slightly burnt.

For every low there is a high.

Push. Bad food is still better than no food, at least for me.

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You get the pet you've always wanted.

BUT

That pet is an evil, psychopathic mastermind with superhuman intelligence.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia

I'd rather not live out Kid vs. Kat thank you. Pass.

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You gain the ability to talk to animals!

BUT

You lose the ability to talk to humans (but hey, you could always learn how to talk to them again).

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

I think that's part of the plot of TSUKIMICHI -Moonlit Fantasy- but without the insane power in the protagonist. Pass.

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You can see ghosts BUT You can never tell whether someone is real or a ghost.

I copied this off the website because I am tired.

I wouldn't press it, i can think of more cons than pros of this

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You can use any emoji you want on any app or website

BUT

You can't see any emojis anymore, they just appear as their names to you

Pass.

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You will receive a free massage chair...

... that'll work for anyone who isn't you.

Push, that would make for an awesome gift.

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You recieve a scarf that makes you completely invulnerable while wearing it

BUT

It itches like hell and give you a bad rash everytime you put it on.

Pass.

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You get to go skiing any time you'd like for free.

BUT

All the mountains now have dangerous, spiky rocks all over the trails.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia

I don't really want to go skiing and I don't live near any mountains, so really this is a question of whether or not I want to turn every mountain range into a Mortal Kombat battlefield. I think the answer to that is yes. Push.

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You become instantly fluent in two extra languages;

BUT

Every day the languages you're able to speak (including the ones you speak now) get rerolled. So one day you might be able to speak English, Spanish, and Mandarin, but you might wake up the next day with Latin, Polish, and Cree.

Pass; it seems too inconvenient.

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You're able to fly

BUT

Only for an hour per day.

For every low there is a high.

Push. I'm an introvert so it'll work out.

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You win a lifetime supply of canned food!

Too bad surprise pranks lurk in each can you open.

Edited by skan123 on Jan 6th 2024 at 1:48:13 AM

Pass, if it was only a few I'd push it but that's too many

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You become a powerful world leader

BUT

You always wake up to a mountain of papers on your desk that takes half of the day to fill out

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jan 6th 2024 at 4:52:33 AM

Pass.

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You meet your dream date.

BUT

They turn out to be an Insufferable Imbecile.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia

Pass. They probably weren’t the one to begin with.

You become a hugely successful and influential artist

BUT

Only after you’ve died.

Discombobulate.

Pass. I want to see my fans happy while I'm alive.

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You own a very successful restaurant franchise.

BUT

Everyday, you are forced to eat horrendous food.

"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"

Pass. Eating horrendous food isn't worth it.

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You get to meet your favourite celebrity

BUT

You have to be wearing ridiculous clothes.

For every low there is a high.

Push. That's fine by me. I'm actually more interested in finding out who my favourite celebrity is, because I don't have any idea.

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You know the true answer to any unsolved mystery

BUT

you are completely 100% incapable of sharing this information with anyone else.

Don't push. I don't think I could handle that.

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You gain every superpower known to man

BUT

You can only use them when naked.

Currently Reading: N/A

Don't push, I don't want to go through the humiliation.

You are able to come up with the perfect answer to anything.

BUT

People will be unable to believe your answers due to the magic.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia

Push; I might still be able to act on my knowledge even if they don't believe me.

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You get a black belt in karate

BUT

You have horrible depth perception.

For every low there is a high.

Nope, fine with my current life.

You become an instant expert in your favorite subject (Math, History, a foreign language... pick what you want)

BUT

You can't interact with more than one person at day, for the rest of your life.

Edited by Omega1065 on Feb 9th 2024 at 10:04:44 AM

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

Pass. That is a terrible condition, and no amount of knowledge is going to comfort me.

You can eat any kind of raw meat without getting sick

BUT

You have awful cramps every time you have it.

Discombobulate.

Pass. I don't like the texture of raw meat.

You can levitate

BUT

Your feet can never touch the ground for any reason again.

Edited by Kahran042 on Apr 28th 2024 at 7:18:42 AM

Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.

Pass. The experience would be too unnerving for me anyway.

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You get to become the CEO of a video game development company.

BUT

The video games you make are fated to become So Bad, It's Good.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia