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"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
TV Tropes is actually a sentient Lotus-Eater Machine, using its pages and entries to entrance its readers using a memetic agent, and it secretly feeds off the ruined lives caused by the addiction. Tropers are actually proxies mind-controlled by the Machine to monitor and strengthen the memetic effects of the entries.
Did I do it right?
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Yep.
A diversion invented by the Lizard Government Illuminati Aliens to pass time. It caught on among humankind, so the reptilian who invented the game decided to brainwash a group of humans into obsessing over his game to make him rich.
Fanfiction.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
actually i am dead wow
Fanfics were created by terrorists to lure America into their trap.
Spongebob
boop I'm more active on here
One just might
Spongebob is created by those who believed the moon landing was faked. By looking at the cratered body of Spongebob, it resembles the moon. As Spongebob is actually somewhere on Earth, those who looks at Spongebob will be desensitised to the absurdity of the idea that the moon is on Earth, thus becoming more receptive to the theory that the moon landing is actually on Earth.
Michael Bay movies.
edited 29th May '14 11:22:45 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Michael Bay is really under the thumb of dynamite companies. In order to increase their sales, they funded a director with a penchant for explosions, in the hopes that his films can act as subliminal advertising. Unfortunately for them, Bay took some of his own liberties and ended up putting other kinds of subliminal messages in his films, which threatened to trump the dynamite message - so they struck back by paying Megan Fox to not appear in Dark of the Moon.
Cardboard boxes.
edited 29th May '14 11:35:51 AM by foxmccloud4387
Cardboard Boxes are secretly machines created by the government to scan our brain capabilities. In return, it turns us invisible to the human eye if we hide in them, thus explaining why Solid Snake can sneak past all enemies. They are also edible and taste like elephants.
Ducks
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Whispering: How did he know...
edited 31st Oct '14 6:48:35 PM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Jolly Saint Nick
Ducks are really the secret agents of the Illuminati, sent around the world to spy on us while everyone lets them be because they are cute. The ones who are hunted are simply either traitors sentenced to death, or are making sacrifices to hide the truth.
Duct tape
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Resident Bollywood Nerd
Duct tape is an uncontrollable threat to the manufacturing industry, as the fact that it can be used for anything, fixing or creating quickly from scratch, means it takes jobs away from hardworking labourers and job creators. Wake up sheeple!
Why, yes, i have roamed around a lot on FSTDT, why do you ask?
Football (that's soccer for Americans)
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This game is about creating a ridiculous conspiracy theory about the subject presented above your post, then leaving a subject for the next guy. Let us begin:
TV Tropes.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.