I like how you forgot the rant was about Kara halfway through and reverted to "I".
Edit: And it looks like you edited out the joke. Curses.
edited 30th Nov '14 7:11:07 PM by Fauxlosophe
Forever livid
That's actually written on the back of her Ace Card that that some places sell. The whole Midgard booster set had to be reprinted when they realized that not only had they put Lilith's description and stats on Kara, but also it was accidentally published with Aeris replacing all instances of the word Midgard.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
See, if I can be honest, I can't keep the Aeris/Midgard/Midgar thing straight. I used to know it, and then find out that it was really confusing, so I just mix it up at random.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
- Aeris- MA:AG spelling. Now no longer canon.
- Midgard-Original Federation Name. Common and PATRIOTIC way to say t.
- Midgar-Alternate spelling, common amongst Cents (though just as many use Midgard)..
The reason for this distinction is just to preserve the connection to FFVII who use Midgar and excuse any typoes. Midgard is the proper way to spell it really.
Sanity not included
That rant was fucking glorious. That said...
edited 30th Nov '14 7:44:02 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Wait
You retconned the name of the whole fucking RP
Wow, Faux
Wow.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Aeris is just a corruption of Earth. I was not about to have a second planet named Earth.
Forever livid
Well I mean you did have a second planet named earth for a time. It's there. It's documented.
You can never take it back.
Forever livid
Wait was it clear that it was Kara's right arm that flipped out? Because Looking back at the post and the responses I'm not sure if that's clear.
-Grin-
It seemed obvious to me, if that helps!
Forever livid
Okay yeah, just making sure. Still not all confident I've knocked out the posting rust yet.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
I'm just really, really imperceptive.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Sanity not included
...Angus and Becky are just asking for a smack down.
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Pretentious Git
Wryte; post more Bug Comics, already.
What matters in this life is much more than winning for ourselves. What really matters is helping others win, too. - F. Rogers.
Forever livid
Taunting a currently emotionally wrecked traumatic incident survivor and her friend the explosive wielding maniac is the secret to a long and healthy life and may actually be the fabled fountain of youth.
edited 30th Nov '14 8:46:11 PM by GIG
Sanity not included
Anyone who wants to find the fountain of youth needs an asskicking. Get on it.
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
If Fergus was in Isra's shoes, he'd have the old bottle.
Isra on the other hand is a tee totaller.
So I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to RP a nervous breakdown.
The good news is that being in Gradschool, I'm basically method acting (it also helps that my whiskey is out until tomorrow or maybe tuesday).
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Fauxlosophe Presents:A Man 5 Hours Without Whiskey: The Story of a Breakdown.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
It's worse than that; I ran out Saturday.
Forever livid
I have hard cider since I am a lightweight and my limit is like 3-4 drinks.
Sanity not included
I drink sparkling apple cider and milk.
So I don't drink.
edited 30th Nov '14 11:35:06 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
I ordered milk at a restaurant once.
The server spent five minutes calling me a baby.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
All about that Angry Orchard.
Sanity not included
That's when you break their nose, and laugh at them, saying if they'd had more calcium in their diet, their bones wouldn't be so brittle.
Then they point out that the nose isn't actually a bone, and you break their jaw before they can finish and tell them to shut the fuck up.
Then you demand they comp your meal because of their crap service.
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Kara, you little whelp? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Federation Aces, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on the Centaurinote , and she has over 300 suspected kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and she's the top- Well, she's not a bad pilot. You are nothing to her but just another rookie. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her just because Izzy's here? Think again, young'un. As we speak she is calling in every Ace from Aeris so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her good hand. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Sol Federation and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
edited 30th Nov '14 7:09:21 PM by RenaTheArchmage
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.