Yurine Hanazono
I suppose killing a serial killer is tough enough, so go on in!
I am tough enough to endure the Play Station 2 Red Screen of Death for 12 hours!
Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Mar 5th 2023 at 2:22:34 AM
"Hi, I am Yurine Hanazono. I am not your average schoolgirl."
Really? That's just a screen that is slightly scary for babies! You get out and go to Weenie Hut Jr's!
I ate a bowl of nails, drink acid mixed with salt and lemon, and even a flaming sword! They were all digested!
totally non-filler title
right this way, troper.
i have a collection of bones and teeth i got from bullies
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
"ENTITY"
Those bullies sound CRAZY weak if you can rip out their bones! How the hell can they harass you like that? PISS OFF!
I can step on Legos without feeling pain.
Edited by jtard on Sep 2nd 2023 at 8:15:42 AM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
…yeah, you’re in.
I moonwalked off a very tall cliff in the Grand Canyon and survived.
Edited by PuzzarianIdeal on Sep 2nd 2023 at 9:04:09 AM
Logic Girl
Well, I don't usually let in moonwalkers, but surviving the fall was tough. You're in.
I got bit by a snake, but the snake was the one who died. For every low there is a high.
"ENTITY"
bump
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sandwiching
Edited by jtard on Mar 23rd 2024 at 2:00:28 AM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Hi There!
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Any good reason you couldn't give an answer rather than just bumping?
x2 Oh please, snakes bite themselves when I'm near!
I was shot in the head, but I didn't die. I heard my assailant passed by.
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
The Ruined King
Stark Holmes
Okay *Pulls out IPhone* Prove that in front of me.
I played in a band. All by myself.
Discombobulate.
What, me worry?
Did you play all the instruments all by yourself at once? If so, I'll give you a day pass.
I frequently sit on chairs full of thumbtacks and never cried
Knuckles the Echidna
You must've putting the local acupuncturist to shame. Get in!
I eat gallons of nuclear waste for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The Ruined King
You don’t need entry, you need a hospital.
I walked over legos for 5 hours. No screams of agony, nothing.
Love ruins all.
The King Without a Kingdom
You just have no feeling in your feet. Cheater. Get some diabetes medication at Weenie Hut Jr's.
I sat through the Goofy Goobers song in a bar full of Goofy Goober fanatics without singing it once.
It's been 3000 years…
Hi There!
Too bad for you everyone here loves the song.
I'm making a delivery for... a Mister Hugh Jazz
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
the look of someone who just had suspension
Is there a Hugh Ja- *realization* ...Sod off!
When I was 20, I cut out my messed-up ingrown toenails with nothing but a X-acto knife and a pair of tweezers to rip it out. While drunk. Because there wasn't any passable hospital near where I lived. (NO SERIOUSLY I REALLY DID)
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 24th 2024 at 10:44:26 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Um… Okay, you can come in.
I have shaved several times… without any shaving cream. I’ve cut myself more times than I cared to count, but it’s always worth it.
Mona Megistus!
Getting cut is for Weenie Hut Jr’s.
I won all the Gold medals for the Olympics without even being there.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
"ENTITY"
You probably just bribed them with countless dollars; a move for the WEAK! Get out!
I eat lit dynamite sticks for breakfast. Still not even a dent in my body.
I'm pretty sure dental damages would count as a dent in the body.
Edited by jtard on Mar 24th 2024 at 8:40:03 AM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Yeah, that's impressive. You should probably get your teeth replaced before coming in, though. One or two teeth blown out makes you a badass, an entire row makes you pitiful.
You see me? I once decided Bloody Marys weren't bloody enough, so I collected a blood sample from a bull crocodile and injected it into my glass of rum, just to give that extra bit of spice!
The Ruined King
Come one right in, sir!
I can watch Disney Channel original movies without dying of cringe.
Love ruins all.
Hi There!
You watch Disney movies? Cringe! Weenie Huts is that way.
I have a skeleton made of solid steel and my blood is mercury!
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
Knuckles the Echidna
Your request has been accepted. Why not join a superhero team next?
I can withstand getting hit by multiple cars without a scratch.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
the look of someone who just had suspension
It probably wasn't even going that fast, WEAK!
I beat the embodiment of my own self-hatred to death with my bare fists. i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Just because you have a gun does not mean you are tough. Get out!
A serial killer tried to hit my knees with a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer broke instead, then I killed the serial killer with a poke in the eye.