YOU BROKE THE RULES?! OUT NOW!
I once beat up six Machamp. "Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Blitzy....
Sure, come on in.
I was pursued by Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, and Jason Voorhees all at once. I survived.
Edited by CyberController on Sep 23rd 2021 at 8:00:45 AM
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Adora, the High Priestess
Impressive! Come in!
I watched every horror movie... and I actually laughed at all of them. Never felt scared one little bit at all.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Every horror movie? Even the shitty Blumhouse ones? I salute you. Come right in.
I stared at the sun for an hour straight.
phylum: incertae sedis
Are you blinded? If yes, then go. If no, did you wear extra-thick sunglasses? If you did, then go. If you didn't, then welcome in!
Edited by IC1101 on Sep 24th 2021 at 8:16:27 PM
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
Unhinged Menace
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Come in, you're crazy and I like that.
I once knocked out Cthulhu in a fist fight.
"Know your place, fool."
Talk to the shrink, If you haven't gone insane you get a full weeks pass.
How Powerful am I? Well, Yesterday I went back in time holding only a rusty dagger and a Latin Phrasebook.
To make a long story short I am now the Roman Emperor, Brought here today to Accept your entire country's surrender.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
AI with access to the console
well you kinda failed, Rome ain't an empire anymore maybe set up a more long term stable country?
i managed to escape the rim.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Waxen Pinion
Ok you can in
I watched every Uwe Boll
movie back to back.
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
Is that really supposed to be impressive? Maybe you can have a movie marathon at Weenie Hut, Jr.s.
I cured my hemorrhoids by sitting on a land mine.
Real men survive Ulli Lommel
I broke a hammer on my finger
sounds like a shitty hammer, but day pass just in case.
I just killed, grilled and ate The Kraken.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
Well come on in and be the Chef of the Salty Spitton. Share that Kraken with everyone!
I killed the one who didn't respond to my last post properly with my mind powers.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Murder in and of itself doesn't make you tough, and mind powers are nerdy.
Eats an entire Jet Airliner in one gulp
That gets you a free work at The Salty Carnival, The Spittoon requires toughness not talent.
I walked into the center of a black hole, I now use that place as my gym.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
You're tough enough. You may go in.
I pour lemon in my eyes every day after I wake up.
Adora, the High Priestess
Pathetic. We have people here who clean with sulfuric acid on their eyes. Get out.
I killed Chuck Norris... and I was only a brain.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Wait then how are you talking?, how did you fight?, come inside with me, you have a lotta explaining to do.
I can kill a bear using only a cup of tea.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
phylum: incertae sedis
If you put poison in it, then you’re cheating.
I once extinguished a star with one of my tears.
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
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Are you a god?
I fought a Blood Knight and survived with minimal bruises.
Edited by NoonboryKedabory on Nov 13th 2021 at 8:19:27 AM
Number 1 CGI Fireman Sam defender
You get to pick from the sample menu, sorry but we cant verify how tough the Blood Knight is.
I destroyed an armed nuke and stopped its explosion. . .
By. Punching. It.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Adora, the High Priestess
We had people who just needed to touch it to stop it so get out.
I managed to destroy the Dragon Ball multiverse just by blinking.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
I'll give you a pass for five years. If you want to make it permanent, do the same to the Warhammer 40,000 universe.
I got my foot trapped in a woodchipper and came out unharmed. Same can't be said about the chipper, though.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Were you outside when it happened or were you in a shelter? If the latter, take off.
I have already snuck through the ventilation system. Have a couple of drinks and a meal. And snuck out without being noticed. With the receipt to prove it.
I only came back to give you some tater-tots.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!