Head on in.
I stepped on a couple of Lego pieces with both feet and didn't even notice they were there until I had left the room.
edited 19th Apr '14 9:19:45 PM by IchigoMontoya
One just might
Come back when you didn't notice them after you walk a mile with those stuck at your feet.
I watched the whole Ancient Aliens marathon with an annoying ancient aliens believer.
edited 20th Apr '14 4:08:34 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Try watching it at a whole convention of annoying alien believers.
How tough am I? I can produce a bottle of lager, a football team, and a plate full of bacon out of thin air merely by channeling my manliness into physical matter.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
First Loyalty: Yourself
You get a temporary pass. Summon an entire table of bacon, and we'll see about full-time membership.
Says nothing; simply pulls out a Bowie knife, jams it through my hand all the way to the hilt without flinching, moaning, or any emotional response.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Shocking Gun!
..... Sorry, I though you were going to do it to your other hand. And your legs.
If I need to light up my cigarette, I go tot he surface of the Sun. And if I need ice for my drink, I go to the Pluto. Preferably both at the same trip.
edited 20th Apr '14 8:04:04 AM by TPPR10
Continue the bloodline, Fujimaru!
Come on in then.
How tough am I!? People can attack my weak point and I only take little to no damage!
Typing the internet since '90
You're a World Of Warcraft nerd, but come on in.
How tough am I?! When I was three, I listened to Lavender town BETA, and never got an infection.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
I suppose you can get the trial pass.
How tough am I? I cut my hair by sticking my head in a blender and setting it on Puree.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
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Hang on a sec…
(Looks up lavender town beta, hears a portion of it on You Tube.)
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Oh geez, anyone who could hear that unsettling mess is good enough in my book.
Come on in!
…I guess you could go in. note
How tough am I?
I saw all 12 episodes of Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Without crying.
edited 20th Apr '14 6:50:58 PM by TargetmasterJoe
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Sir, you skipped me. And it wasn't even a ninja. Which is weird.
Sorry about that sir. I fixed it just now. 
Typing the internet since '90
oldest trick in the book, but that's tough enough.
Pfft. I can top that:
When I watched Elfen Lier, I fapped to all the nods to incest...
And I still went to church the next morning.
edited 20th Apr '14 8:35:56 PM by KingKix
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
dork on dork violence
Y'know, I heard Weenie Hut Jr. hold anime marathons every month. Thought you'll fit in there.
-Snaps my own neck, and then snaps it back in place-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
64th Successor
You're in, but next time, keep your neck broken in place.
How tough am I? I watch Dark Syde Phil and Pew Die Pie videos at the same time!
edited 20th Apr '14 9:05:00 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Electric Heart
Hah, my grandmother can do that. Beat it.
I'm so tough that I can mix cleaning solutions and not die horribly!
Drink a mixed solution in front of me and survive, and you're in.
I climbed Mt. Everest using only my tongue.
edited 20th Apr '14 9:14:43 PM by IchigoMontoya
⋆ ⋆ ⋆
... Fuck, that's pretty hardcore. You're in.
I'm so tough, I visit Freddy Kruger's dreams and give him nightmares! For an entire decade.
edited 20th Apr '14 11:29:40 PM by fancywig
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
...Well, I can't really say no to that, can I?
How tough am I? I won the Vietnam war by narrowing my eyes and telling the Viet Cong to knock it off.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Considering how you managed to rewrite history and yet preserve the timeline as you did that, we'll let you in.
How tough aHey Dreig, let me try!
Hai there, mister big guy! My name's Flantron, and I'm a robot version of Flandre Scarlet! I may look like a young girl, but I'm 495 years old, and I'm the most powerful danmaku battle robot ever created! I can make anything go kyu~. Just pick a noun, and I can kyu~ it. And that's not even counting my really powerful Overdrive abilities! So why don't you let me in. Even if you don't, we can still play~ :D
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
dork on dork violence
Sorry there missy, but we here at Salty Spittoon prefers the other kind of slugfest. Maybe some other time.
-Takes out a blowtorch and starts trimming my beard-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
I don't understand how your beard isn't going up in flames, but I suppose that's enough for the economy membership.
I once was crossing an intersection and got hit by semitruck. The semitruck never fully recovered.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
In Perpetual Finality
Yo, get in here! I wanna test my bulldozer out on you.
I floss with piano wire and gargle cement every night before going to bed.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Your in, for now. Come back when you can floss with climbing rope and you gargle with quick drying cement for over 2 minutes, then you can be an official member.
How tough am I? Whenever I go to the dentist I pull out my own teeth... all of them... Without any assistance or medicine... Then, after the Dentist cleans them individually, I put them all back in, with a sledge hammer...
edited 21st Apr '14 10:16:48 AM by DingoWalley1
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Well, no wonder your teeth are so crooked. Come back when you can do it properly.
How tough am I? The Mississippi river was a still body of water before I swam in it and set it running.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
What are you, a rabbit? Stop hopping around and learn to walk it off.
How tough am I? Everything around me in my daily life is Cringe Humor. That's why I'm staring at you with a straight face.