Yes, that makes you the thirty-fifth individual to do that on my shift. There was that one guy with the giant chess pieces... but it's for the best if no one ever speaks of that again.
I AM THE BAR!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalouswhy the hell not
i'm so tough, i transcend the scale of toughness. nothing i can say will help you understand just how tough i am. it is simply incomprehensible to the average human mind.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERWell if you can't prove your toughness, you're not coming in. NEXT!
I killed a god with my bare fists!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursOh, of course. Don't let me keep you waiting.
I can beat Chuck Norris at a wrestling contest.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Go right inside.
I beat Superman in a wrestling match
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Superman doesn't wrestle, liar.
I outbadassed Batman and Wolverine just by walking.
"We be we baby!"I'm not seeing it. Also that isn't a word. NEXT!
As you can see, I am on fire. I've been on fire for the past five years. It's never really bothered me, so I never felt the need to put it out.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGo in, don't burn anything.
I can punch out the sun, watch. ~Steps back, then punches upwards, hitting the sun and sending it light-years away~
I hope you can get it back, or you pretty much doomed earth, dumbass.
I got in a terrible car accident and survived by performing open heart surgery on myself. AFTER saving the other driver.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGo right in.
I will have you know china once declared war on me and china proceeded to lose horribly to me.
edited 9th Aug '15 1:39:03 PM by Superjohn
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Then why is it still in a communist state, asshole? Make them American, then come back.
I'll have you know I couldn't view Highschool Dx D on an uncensored site on my Kindle fire, and I only fell into a deep depression for 12 hours.
"We be we baby!"Only wimps use Kindle Fires.
I'm so tough that I read A Song Of Ice And Fire and only threw the book 20 times.
edited 9th Aug '15 1:58:36 PM by MonkBarbarian
You read a book? OUT!
Just look at my glorious pecs! -rips off shirt to show reg, and all the girls fawn over it-
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Um......... good for you? Next!
I'm the repairman. <shows proper badge and certs>. I'm here to fix the place up.
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingShow that you're a badass. Sorry but company policy, I don't want you busting your ass on an ice cube.
I eat black holes without any utensils.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
I killed 100 German fighter pilots in WWII just by pointing my finger like a gun and saying "Bang".
"We be we baby!"Veterans are always welcome here. Go right in.
I beat both the Red Baron and Snoopy in an Airplane Dog Fight.
Week pass.
Pizza here for a Reg.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Reg: \*Looks inside. Sees Sponge Bob.*
\*Throws box to some junkyard dogs* Next.
I'm the only one in the world who won a tennis match against a 50-story brick wall. -Shows trophy-
"We be we baby!"That's no achievement, the wall can't even swing the racket. Also tennis is a girl's sport. NEXT!
I'm a vampire. I go out during the day because I feel the agony of being burned alive is no more than a minor inconvenience.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGo inside, at least you don't sparkle.
I wrestled The Hulk and won
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Go into a cage match against Hulk, Superman, and Thor, win, and you're in.
You know how I put out fires? I use a machine gun and snuff the flames out.
"We be we baby!"Those fires weren't put out.
I was in a cage match against The Hulk, Thor, Son Goku, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Shazam and I won.
edited 11th Aug '15 10:53:16 AM by powerpuffbats
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Go right in.
-punches all the guys behind me and they fall like dominoes-
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!