Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

So, you don't have a mutual relationship in which there is no dominant partner? Then your wife can come in, because she deserves a break.

The main character of this comic wants to enter (Warning: comic is NSFW, but not this page.)

Too young.

Today is my birthday.

The weenie hut is over there. They give birthday parties.

I LIKE SHOUTING!

So does the Dragonborn. But they're a wimp just like you. Get out!

I am the manager of the bar! <Shows proper ID> Let me in Reg!

edited 3rd Aug '15 4:06:54 PM by KingFeraligatr

Okay.

I'm the bouncer that takes over your shift.

Nice. Good luck today, the weenies trying to get in are getting more insane by the day. See you tomorrow man.

I refuse to leave. You fools better to not touch me. I will explode like wild tiger. I have every right to enter Salty Spittoon. You think I am joking, but tiger does not joke. Let me through!

Day pass.

I'm going to see Ant Man and not complain about any changes made to it!

(OOC: That's true. My mom is forcing me to not be negative at all tonight)

Have fun at the weenie hut showing.

I had a killstreak of 300 headshots in Call of duty in one night.

Go to the weenie hut.

Reg, I'm your girlfriend!

Hey babe. You know I can't let you in. The patrons are pigs, they might be dumb enough to flirt with you and I'd have to beat up all of them. Let's go some place classy when my shift's done.

Frankly I just want some weenies, but the guys at the weenie hut won't serve me cause they're afraid of these HUGE MUSCLES.

Come in. We'll cook you up something nice.

I'm a nerdy scientist that has invented the Hypnoray to "convince" you to let me in. -turns it on and orders you to let me in-

"you are in"

-picks up the Kohl's store next to bar and throws it. Don't worry, it's closed-

Come in, pal.

~Farts right in his face~ What you gonna do about? If it's not letting me in, I wouldn't suggest it.

(flatly) Oh look. A flying ice cube. (waits for him to turn around then stabs him in the butt)

How tough am I? I pissed off Superman and I lived!

So does Lex Luthor, OUT!

I'm the deadliest Assassin alive. I can handle myself in this bar.

You say you can, but can you really?! <knocks the Assassin down and makes them get many injuries> Just as I thought. Get out!

I so tough that I stopped 100,000 stampeding rhinos and didn't suffer a scratch. Heck, I didn't even budge, the rhinos just deflected off me as they came.

edited 4th Aug '15 9:59:28 PM by KingFeraligatr

Go in

Ha! You didn't actually injure me! -gets up, and snaps Reg's neck in one quick motion-

edited 4th Aug '15 10:08:14 PM by powerpuffbats

Oh, real nice. You killed our most popular bouncer. Real classy. Did I mention everything here is filmed and there are cops among the patrons? Yeah have fun in jail, asshole.

My power is maximum.

You could still be a wimp.

The cops wouldn't be able to touch me! I am UNKILLABLE!

-Shoots you ded- Oh look what just happened.

I'm so tough, I was hanged over 400 years ago. Apparently it didn't work because I'm here in the flesh.

Didn't you read the sign? No zombies allowed!

I'm the mayor and I'm here to award you with the "toughest bar in town" award. Congratulations!

Go inside

-gets back up from being shot- It's going to take a lot more than bullets to kill me.

Yaargh! I bit off me arm, cuz it looked at me funny!

The mental health hospital is 2 miles over there.

I fought in 15 wars. That's what REAL MEN do to be tough.

B-but, BUT THEN, then I strangled forty dragons to death before being stranded in the wastes, thar I digested me own heart just to survive!