Destroy The Godmodder

After the spinning stops, a cut myself badly and make armor around my body from the resulting blood

The wormhole full of blood suddenly fluxuates and surrounds me, making me a living weapon: 10/10 (+4 from piono)

Booky Mc Bookerson research: 16/25

News: Turns out, you guys didn't miss a round. enjoy those free +4s, they're gone now though, sorry to those that missed sunday.

Q&A: @tabbune: Unless people refuse to pay any attention to Dimentio in the other thread, hopefully not at all. @dj: You, my friend, are dedicated to your roleplaying. Also, because of Alexander's description on the page, I'm assuming its a one-off. @fury: no, I just postponed it until I have enough extra time to deal with it. Also, It seems to me you didn't post the charge time of lightbringer... @fseftr: No. Dimentio is in the fifth stage of a five-stage boss. Trust me, I'm doing things to prolong it and I might just end up having to pull a sudden healing surge from his minions if he dies too fast. The thing is, me and twin first planned the attack back in Act 2, and attack capabilities have skyrocketed since then, so yeah...

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Jondanger fires a large quantity of sticky bombs in Dimentio's direction, but all of them are detonated by the rolling waves of paradoxes before they even get close. Dj summons hope dragon, and deals a mini-critted 4000 damage. dj summons Alexander for a single one-shot attack of major power, dealing 3500 damage to all hostiles on the field. Tabbune attempts to mind-control on the cultists, but the cultist's mind is full of paradoxes, which almost rend Tabbune's mind. He's experienced it once already, and lets go before he has to experience another. Ichigo grenades a cultist, dealing 3000 damage. Dj unleashes anothe monster, but this one is disrupted mid summon and only gets off 2500 damage to a cultist, this kills it though. Jondanger attempts to detonate his sticky bombs, most were already exploded, but a few deal 3000 damage to a cultist. Fury shouts begone at a cultist, somehow killing him.

Troll appears to be suffering heavily because of the paradoxes slamming into earth during the end of turn battle, this causes his attack to short out, merely dealing 3000 damage to a cultist. Surt unloads his gun again, a cultist gets in the way and is blown to pieces. Fseftr attempts to do a time-combo on dimentio, but since the portal only seems to work for Dimentio, it fails. Ichigo's goblin general locks onto Dimentio, and a massive cannon blast deals 35000 damage to the jester. Ichigo casts avada kedavra on a cultist, killing her. Fury attempts to summon lightbringer, but due to the small eddies in time caused by the paradox, his attack fails when lightbringer doesn't materialize at the same moment it appears. Surt throws a thermite molotov, dealing 3000 damage to Dimentio. Troll punts a soccerball into a cultist, dealing 2500 damage. h2o sends junkmail to a cultist, it all materializes at once, crushing them. Fseftr drops the shipping wall from the DTG 2 off-topic thread on Dimentio, the absolutely horrible ships scar even Dimentio's mind. 7500 damage. h2o Hp buffs the poliwrath, and zbse goes into bloodlust mode.

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End of Turn Battle

ten more cultists arrive, just in time for Thanos to throw one of the previous ones through Dimentio, killing the cultist, and dealing 20000 damage to dimentio. The daleks and cybermen are once more unable to scale the slopes up to the battlefield, but the motherships unleash anothe concerted fire effort, killing five cultists. Poliwrath somehow gets through the aura of death around dimentio, and deals 5000 damage, but takes 5000 damage from the counterattack aura. Exodia Necross deals 6800 damage to Dimentio, then dies from the counter-attack. Eric decides to shield himself and try to find a way to heal.

Then the paradox aura does its counterattacks all at once, everyone has a standard action fail next round. The cultists band together and deal 6000 damage to Thanos. Then Dimentio pulses. Paradox burst. The effect ripples out from Dimentio, dealing 25000 damage to all non-hostile entities. Eric is protecting himself, but still takes 2 damage. Shiny Poliwrath dies. And then the effect spreads. all of tvtropes is hit by this massive wave of energy, some are sheltered, some are not so lucky. Millions die.

Then it hits Earth. Computers all over suddenly begin glitching out. Black and purple aurora borealis lines appear in the sky worldwide, everyone panics. All sorts of theories come up, doomsday sayers, it seems like the end of the world.

The paradox has reached a new milestone, from now on, all artifact-based attacks aimed at dimentio will be significantly weakened. dimentio takes 120500 damage from Godcraft.

   7 rounds left.   

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: 203100/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    |||||   |||||||

Dark Carnival Cultist x5 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Dark Carnival Cultist [H]: Hp: 6500/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 832500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 238000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 374200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 97500/250000

bloody zbse [AG]: rounds: 5/5

Eric [AG]: Hp: 2/20: Broken Anachronism [A] [defending]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

edited 22nd Sep '14 6:59:14 PM by pionoplayer

... OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

HEEHEEHEE! HI, PIONO! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! STOP TRYING, SILLY. LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM!

LOLLY SWORD: 1/10!

I THROW A TRICKSTER PUMPKIN AT THE NEXT POSTER!

edited 22nd Sep '14 7:18:36 PM by deathsnake951

aaah why did i always forget that

Kunkka: 48/50

I summon The Lightbringer once more.

^{The Lightbringer} 

Weapon Artifact

Attack Power Increase: Low

Durability: Medium

Specials:

• Critical Vision - Increases critical and minicrit chance. Crits and minicrits cause the target to bleed.

I order my engineers to create some humanoid combat drones. 1/30

As with my previous action, I equip the Lightbringer and whack Dimentio with it.

3 +1s up for grabs.

edited 23rd Sep '14 4:22:47 AM by ArmoredFury

I jump up to Dimentio and start punching my way through the paradox waves as to protect the others from them and as a way to make an opening for further attacks.

Bookends: 18/25 (+1 from fury)

I start charging more of my blood to make another bloodlust mode: 2/10 (another from fury)

edited 22nd Sep '14 7:42:13 PM by zbse

Yep, Alexander was meant to be a one-shot. That's generally how summons work in Final Fantasy games — they're basically like regular spells, but flashier and usually stronger.

You did well, Exodia Necross. But the battle's not over yet. "Gotta keep this going. Draw!" Well, here's hoping. ^{YGO Flavor} "I'll activate my Melody of Awakening Dragon. By discarding one card from my hand, in this case Carboneddon, I can add two Dragons from my deck to my hand, as long as they both have at least 3000 attack points, and no more than 2500 defense points. It just so happens that the two I'm getting have exactly 3000 attack points and 2500 defense points — Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End. Next, I'll use the effect of the Carboneddon I discarded, banishing it from my Graveyard to Special Summon Red-Eyes Black Dragon from my deck, in Defense Position. And now that I have Red-Eyes on the field, I can activate White Elephant's Gift. By sending a Normal monster, in this case Red-Eyes, from my field to the Graveyard, I can draw 2 cards. Next, I'll activate Pot of Avarice. It lets me send 5 monsters from my Graveyard back to the deck, then draw another 2 cards. In this case, I'll send back one of my Blue-Eyes White Dragons, as well as my Five-Headed Dragon, my Meteor Black Dragon, my Utopia Ray, and my Hope Dragon. Since those last four came from the Extra Deck, they go back there, instead of the main deck. And now, I activate the Field Spell, Dragon Ravine." So much for the preamble. "And now, by banishing the Blue-Eyes White Dragon I sent back to the deck, I can Special Summon my Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon from my hand. Also, I'll activate Forbidden Chalice, targeting my Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon. It'll give Malefic Blue-Eyes an additional 400 attack points, and negate its effect for the rest of this turn, allowing me to attack with other monsters. Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon, attack Dimentio!" (Standard action.) Like last round, the labelnote is just a bunch of YGO plays that don't directly affect stuff , just explain how it is that I can do the actions I'll be doing this round.

A little bit more energy into Shadow Flare. (Shadow Flare: 25/35.) One charge from me, claiming one from Armored Fury .

I'm only going to be able to do a bit more with my deck, but there may be a way for me to do something else with my cards. I was able to have the Egyptian God Cards and Exodia Necross truly join the battle, maybe I can do that with these cards as well... it's worth a try. I take a group of cards out of my pocket, lay them down face-down beside me, and begin the process. (Yu-Gi-Oh! Card manifestation: 1/35.) Just my own charge this post.

One charge each for Armored Fury, Tabbune, and Surt.

I do have at least a general idea on what I'm doing with the YGO charge, but I'm still deciding some specifics. I'll give more details as soon as I have a bit more figured out. I will say that there will be no entities coming from this charge.

@piono: A small request, for flavor reasons. If this post's action ends up being the one that auto-fails for this round, could you please have it so that the dragon does appear on the battlefield, but its attack fails somehow? If Malefic Blue-Eyes doesn't at least hit the field, it'll make a bit of a plot hole regarding one of my actions for next round.

edited 23rd Sep '14 7:21:34 AM by djkates

23/100 (hold)

9/30useing Freddys original voicebox as the amplifier for F.W.F's Fazz Cannon.

3/??? ( conveted my 2 charges to this ) The sheer chaos has attracted the attention of certain collectives .. a faint cry of "start9" is heard, comeing from everywhere and nowhere at the same time... (charge this! It the only was to win is through sheer randomess!

I slowly start twitching, before releasing an inhumane shreik and charging Dimentio, chanting "they come! The Twin collectives of Chaos come for you! And they scream for your Blood!" Before useing a ultist to batter dimentio.

Plus ome to next three posts.

edited 22nd Sep '14 8:26:40 PM by trollllort

53/100 54/500

I topple a series of bookcases on Dimentio

3x +1

"Next up, I'll banish Utopia and Blackwing Zephyros from my Graveyard to Special Summon... Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End! Chaos Emperor Dragon, attack Dimentio!" (Standard action.) Even if this ends up being the action that doesn't auto-fail, don't worry about adapting the effect.

A little more power into Shadow Flare. (Shadow Flare: 28/35.) One from me, one from trolllort , and claiming one from fseftr .

Still working on the cards... (Yu-Gi-Oh! cards: 3/35.) One from me, claiming one from fseftr.

One charge each for Ichigo Montoya, h2obox, and Jondanger23.

Next round will be the last round for me using this particular YGO deck. In case anyone's trying to follow things, after my actions for this round, I have one card in my hand, and one in my deck. I may end up adapting another YGO deck into standard actions at some point, but not immediately.

You forgot my 16/15 minigun attack.

I pick up the corpse of a cultist, load it into a catapult, and fling the corpse at Dimentio.

Animalcule[24/50] (dj, troll, fseftr)

I call up a friend from my avatar list.

The Conqueror [1/200]

Flagship on hold [148/155]

One to next three different posters.

edited 22nd Sep '14 9:18:01 PM by Surt

As the Goblin General begins charging the cannon for another shot, I snarl in annoyance at deathsnake 951's pointless trolling before taking out a grenade, stuffing it into deathsnake 951's mouth, pulling the grenade's pin off, and hurling deathsnake 951 at Dimentio.

Thanos fires two blasts of cosmic energy at the cultists.

Cannon: 1/30

Falcon Punch: 10/21 (Using the charge provided by dj and claiming one of Surt's +1s.)

Two for Shadow Flare. 30/35

One for Kunkka. 49/50

edited 22nd Sep '14 10:07:41 PM by IchigoMontoya

I help Ichigo by boosting Deathsnake's speed with an Explosive Fireball

Charges:

18/??? (1 from Surt, Dj, and Fseftr)

24/400 Project Transcendence

On hold:

29/40

3+1s to any AG .

edited 23rd Sep '14 1:22:44 AM by Tabbune

I run up to Dimentio and blow up.

Portal:

63/100

Ship:

47/250 (Hold)

Uber-Turret:

9/10

26/20

18/50 djkates

I cast Chain Lightning on the cultists.

3 +1s.

edited 23rd Sep '14 4:24:19 AM by h2obox

I Hijack the Papall Mainframe and crash it at Dimentio

19/???

25/400

On hold:

29/40

3 +1s

HEE HEE... oh wait... Nevermind. Looks like I can only be here for this post. Hmmm. And... I'm lucid here. Guess I'll get going. I smack Dimentio with a watermelon made of vibranium and leave.

After being slightly confused at Deathsnake suddenly regaining sanity and hitting Dimentio with a vibranium watermelon before departing, I quickly regain my composure and fire my RPG at a cultist.

Thanos starts smashing up the cultists with his fists.

Cannon: 3/30 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

Falcon Punch: 12/21 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

One for Jon's Uber-Turret. 10/10

I contact the Gun Runners and have them ship some of their finest weapons to Fury. 2/30

One for Tabbune's second charge. 30/40

edited 23rd Sep '14 7:15:11 AM by IchigoMontoya

I grab a cultist, snap its neck, and throw it at the others. If that was the last one, I throw it at Dimentio instead.

Animalcule[27/50] (Tabbune, h2o, Tabbune)

The Conqueror [2/200]

Flagship [148/155] (hold)

One to Tabbune, one to dj, one to h2o.

Guess I'll get in my charge-claim for the round.

Shadow Flare: 33/35. 2 dedicated charges from Ichigo (2286), claiming one from each of Tabbune's posts (2287 and 2290), and one dedicated charge from Surt .

YGO Cards: 5/35. Claiming one from Tabbune (2287 or 2290), and one from h2obox (2289).

I've sent piono a PM with the details for his approval, but for those people who like to choose what they give charges to based on what the charges are, the YGO card charge is intended to generate some artifacts. I'll post more details once they have been approved.

edited 23rd Sep '14 8:06:11 AM by djkates

Extending the summon a bit. 52/60 Tabbune, h20.

Excellent. I thank Ichigo and tell the engineers to equip the weapons on the drones. 3/30 Ichigo, djkates.

I jump, do a somersault, and land a massive blow right at Dimentio's head (If he still has one, that is).

@Surt: Animacule at 28/50.

@Ichigo: More charge for your pawnch. 13/21

@Tabbune: Here's another one. 20/???

Not an update, just doing some thread maintenance.

deathsnake. Your future serpent character is not in trickster mode. You are not both in Godcraft and tvtropia at the same time. Not to mention the fact that piono is not, in fact, present right now. And even when he does, he will be showing up at a point in his own personal timeline where he's never met you. No Trickster antics. Not now, and most likely not ever in this thread.

OK, got my answer from piono, making an update. Glad I asked first.

YGO Cards: 5/50. In retrospect, I'm not surprised at the charge length needing to be increased. I'll post the artifact descriptions themselves when I finish the charge, but the plan is for this charge to generate 5 artifacts (weapons), each with a significant special characteristic.

Considering that there's going to be an artifact wipe soon, I'm actually hoping not to finish this charge until after that. So, at least until the artifact wipe goes off, it's probably best to put a higher priority on my other charge slot than this one.

I revive myself from the explosion.

Portal:

64/100

Ship:

47/250 (Hold)

Uber-Turret:

10/10 The Uber-Turret is done!

edited 23rd Sep '14 12:43:43 PM by Jondanger23

54/100 55/500

I pour acid on Dimentio

My right arm turns into a chainsaw chain and it loops around Dimentio's body in an attempt to immobilize him

Blood for the blood gods!: 3/10

The book research is almost complete: 19/25

Plus 1 to the next three posters

edited 23rd Sep '14 1:15:50 PM by zbse