Destroy The Godmodder

I pull out an AA-12 with a 50-round drum magazine filled with grenade ammo. I empty the clip into Dimentio.

Animalcule [17/50] (fseftr)

Acidic Minigun rounds purchased by Ichigo. I just bought some electric ones. [8/15]

One to the next three posters.

edited 20th Sep '14 11:12:30 AM by Surt

I cast Full Heal on Thanos before charging up a Falcon Punch.

Thanos fires off another cosmic energy beam at Dimentio.

Cannon: 26/30 (Claiming one of Surt's +1s.)

Falcon Punch: 1/21

2 for h2o's overclocking charge. 26/20

1 for Shadow Flare. 10/35

Overload: 2->1

27/40, 23/400 (Surt, Dj)

3+1s

Well, I guess it's time for my charge-claim.

Alexander: 21/25. Claiming one from Surt and one from Tabbune .

Shadow Flare: 11/35. Dedicated charge from Ichigo , claiming one from Tabbune .

Not that anyone's likely to care, but I do now have at least a tentative plan for the rest of my YGO actions for this deck. Of course, there's always a chance that something will happen in-game to make me change things, but if it doesn't, it'll just be a matter of translating my notes into the proper form for posting.

edited 20th Sep '14 4:29:06 PM by djkates

Q&A: @fury: oops, fixing. Sorry, I'm tired. @dj: They're insane killer clowns. Don't question the logic of which none. And no, two standard actions means two standard actions in one post. @questor: excuse me? I beg your pardon, but if you hadn't noticed, fseftr is literally up against all of you. Also, he is staying focused on dimentio and helping everyone else. The thing you quoted as your reason for attacking him was him not being serious enough with his flavor text. Seriously If there's anyone being a jerk here, its you, as you are the only one cussing out the GM. You're lucky I used to be the same way, and realize that penalizing you beyond blocking your attacks would be hypocritical, otherwise things would be going poorly for you right now. And favoritism? Did you not notice that I let your wolves go through with nearly double the strength they should have had? And that first post of yours. You probably had the most favorable start out of everyone except the one person who got a lucky punch in on the godmodder and then proceeded to quit. So quit whining. I haven't ignored a single thing you've done. If anyone else were to attempt attacking him up until another PG or two shows up, they would get the exact same result. In fact, I can't remember who, but someone else had an attack blocked by the exact same force field blocking you.

However, I do want to thank you for something questor. You are the first one to criticize me for something, everyone else that's had a problem just up and left. For that, I am grateful. But please stop picking on fseftr, he's literally just playing the way he's supposed to. @troll: I'm going to say to you the same thing I said to h2o about his Patapon. Before you do any gimmicky summons, you'll have to wait about a week for the dimentio event to end, as I'm already having trouble keeping up with that without having to worry about player-made gimmicks. Hold on to those Gray Mann robots of yours.

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tabbune ends up making a paradox clone of himself. Well done. Jondanger ERROR 404 PAGE NOT FOUND damage. Fury increases Thanos's attack for this round, dj summons yet another dragon that gets shot down early, dealing only 2500 damage to one of the cultists. h2o summons a polywrath to help fight the cultists. Ichigo equips the destroyer gun, then fires at dimentio, missing, but blowing a cultist to bits. fseftr throws questor at dimentio. Questor hits dimentio with a mini-crit, dealing 5000 damage. Then he notices something... The bomb left over from one of questor's attack last round. Inside of his force field. Kablooey. Fseftr's second free action fails due to exploding violently. Dj summons his big dragon, but before it can attack... A massive stream of sharp objects comes flying out of the portal to Godcraft, intercepting this attack and a few others later in the round. troll piledrives a cultist, dealing 3000 damage to them. Surt pulls out a large gun, unloading it into dimentio for 3000 damage. Ichigo heals Thanos for 3000 health, then begins charging a falcon punch (to be released next round I'm guessing?)

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End of Turn Battle

The dark carnival cultists take down the remaining daleks on the field, and then are all obliterated by Thanos. the overflow deals 5000 damage to Dimentio. Ten more cultists then show up. Poliwrath deals 1500 damage to one. The papal mainframe and cybermen mothership kill three more. The dalek mothership deals 10000 damage to Dimentio. Eric jumps up and deals 10000 as well. Exodia Necross deals 5800 damage to Dimentio.

Impending doom goes off again. The growing paradox has grown ridiculously powerful, now it counterattacks everything that attacks dimentio automatically, dealing damage to them whether they land the blow or not. Dimentio takes 55500 damage from Godcraft.

   8 rounds left   

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: 408400/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    ||||   ||||||||

Dark Carnival Cultist x6 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Dark Carnival Cultist [H]: Hp: 8500/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 857500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 263000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 409200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Shiny Poliwrath [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Exodia Necross [AG]: Hp: 1/5

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 138500/250000

Eric [AG]: Hp: 4/20: Broken Anachronism [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroy Gun [A]: Ammo: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

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And because you might miss a round due to my update schedule, four free +1s to everyone that posts this round. The usual rule of no putting multiple +1s into the same charge does no apply, so you can put all four into the same charge if you so desire.

edited 20th Sep '14 5:35:39 PM by pionoplayer

I shoot about 10 gazillion sticky bombs at Dimentio.

Portal:

59/100

Ship:

47/250 (Hold)

Uber-Turret:

6/10 +4 from piono

Overload 1->0

28/40

5/??? Semi-Plot-Relevant Charge attack, to be unleashed when The Dark Carnival hits completion. 4 from Piono.

On hold…again:

23/400: Project Transcendence

3+1s

When does the X5 Class Apocalypse happen?

edited 20th Sep '14 6:13:17 PM by Tabbune

Amazing. Exodia Necross is still going. "Exodia Necross, power up, and smack Dimentio around some more!" (Exodia Necross action.)

"And now, let's see what's in the cards. I draw!" That'll do. ^{YGO Flavor} "I activate Graceful Charity. I draw three cards..." This will do nicely. "... and discard two — Blackwing - Zephyros the Elite, and Heroic Challenger - Thousand Blades. And now, I'll activate Xyz Change Tactics. Next, I'll activate the effect of Zephyros from my Graveyard. By returning one face-up card I control, in this case Xyz Change Tactics, to my hand, I can Special Summon Zephyros from my Graveyard. It does cause me to take a little bit of damage, though. And since I just took damage while I had Thousand Blades in the Graveyard, I can activate its effect, to Special Summon it from my Graveyard. And now, I'll activate Xyz Change Tactics again. Time for an Xyz Summon! I'll use Zephyros and Thousand Blades as the Xyz Materials to Xyz Summon Number 39: Utopia. And since I just Special Summoned a Utopia monster, I can use the effect of Xyz Change Tactics to draw a card. Next, I'll use Utopia as the Xyz Material to Xyz Summon Number C39: Utopia Ray. And since I just Special Summoned another Utopia monster, I can use Xyz Change Tactics to draw another card." OK, now we're talking. "Time for yet another Xyz Summon. By sending Rank-Up Magic - Argent Chaos Force from my hand to the Graveyard, I can use Utopia Ray as the Xyz Material to Xyz Summon... Number 99: Hope Dragon! I'll use its effect to Special Summon my Number 107 from the Graveyard. And that Special Summon allows me to use the effect of Rank-Up Magic - Argent Chaos Force to return it from my Graveyard to my hand. Now then, Hope Dragon! Attack Dimentio!" (Standard action.)

A surge of power, and Alexander is ready, not a moment too soon. Alexander appears, and unleashes its Divine Justice. (Unleashing Alexander charge at 25/25. One charge from me, adding two of the free ones, and claiming one from Tabbune .) You can follow the link for more info, but for a simple description, Alexander is "a gigantic robot, often appearing as a fortress-type entity", and its attack deals Holy-element damage to all enemies. In this case, that'll be all Hostiles on the battlefield.

A bit more power to Shadow Flare. (Shadow Flare: 15/35.) One from me, two of the free ones, and claiming one from Tabbune .

One charge each to Tabbune, Ichigo, and Surt.

The stuff in the labelnote is pure flavor. No direct effect on the game.

edited 20th Sep '14 6:13:02 PM by djkates

29/40, 7/??? (Dj)

I temporarily Mind Control the remaining Cultist to attack Dimentio.

On hold:

23/400: Project Transcendence.

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3+1s

I toss a grenade at the cultists.

Thanos throws a cultist at Dimentio.

Cannon: 28/30 (Using the charge provided by dj.)

Falcon Punch: 3/21 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

One for Shadow Flare. 16/35

Two for Jon's portal. 61/100

"Next up, I'll activate my Rank-Up Magic - Argent Chaos Force. By using my Tachyon Dragon as the Xyz Material, I can Xyz Summon a Rank 9 Number C or CXyz monster. In this case, I'll be Xyz Summoning CXyz Coach Lord Ultimatrainer. I'll use its effect, detaching my Tachyon Dragon to draw one card. If it's a monster, it'll inflict 800 damage... but it looks like I'm not quite that lucky. I've drawn a Spell — The Melody of Awakening Dragon. Ultimatrainer can still attack, though. Ultimatrainer, attack Dimentio!" (Standard action.)

A bit more power to Shadow Flare. (Shadow Flare: 18/35.) One from me, one dedicated from Ichigo , claiming one from Tabbune .

One charge each to Armored Fury, h2obox, and Jondanger23.

Phew! Talk about your complicated YGO turns. This post's part was simple enough, but I think the first post alone had more going on than most entire YGO turns from my Exodia charge.

edited 20th Sep '14 6:36:52 PM by djkates

I detonate the sticky bombs.

Portal:

62/100

Ship:

47/250 (Hold)

Uber-Turret:

8/10 dj

Piono, looks like you missed troll's Carrier Tank.

Kunkka: 44/50 Dedicated charges from djkates last round, piono, one from djkates this turn.

"Lead us to order," 24/25 +2 from piono.

I point at a cultist and shout "Begone!". Somehow this will damage him.

@djkates: Another two for Shadow Flare. 20/35

@Tabbune: Here's one for the mystery charge. 8/???

First wave on hold.

WARNING: paradox engeries may prove leathal to entitrys, switiching to summoning weapon. 20/100 (kage no akumu) used all the plus ones here. Help me speed this up pple!

Now adding Cybertroinan technology 5/30

Charges 2

Plus one to jons uber turent

Plus one to ichigos cannon

Plus one to next post

I attemp to toss barrles of assorted chemicals at the xultest and dimetyio, Donky Kong style.

I reload the AA-12 with a 50-round drum mag with regular shells and unload it at Dimentio again. AA-12 is a full-auto shotgun.. After the barrage, it breaks.

Minigun ammo mixed and loaded. [13/15] (+4 from piono)

Animalcule [18/50]

One to Ichigo, two to whoever wants to claim them.

50/100 50/500 (piino x4, above x2)

I do a combo with past me on Dimentio

Somehow

3x +1

I kinda hope Dimento is a two stage boss or something, because this is going to be a stomp otherwise. I mean, a million hp just isn't a lot when you don't reduce damage from something or another. Preferably alchemies (From DTG 2, if you don't know.) Negating attacks just isn't good enough.

edited 20th Sep '14 8:30:00 PM by fseftr

Cannon: 30/30

The Goblin General locks onto Dimentio and fires the fully-charged cannon at him. At the same time, I cast Avada Kedavra on a cultist.

Thanos fires a blast of cosmic energy at another cultist.

Falcon Punch: 6/21 (Using the charge provided by Surt and claiming one of fseftr's +1s.)

One for Surt's minigun ammo. 14/15

Two for Troll's first charge. 22/100

Kunkka: 47/50 Surt, fseftr.

"I am the Lightbringer!"

Behold, The Lightbringer! (Theme)

^{The Lightbringer} 

Weapon Artifact

Attack Power Increase: Low

Durability: Medium

Specials:

• Critical Vision - Increases critical and minicrit chance. Crits and minicrits cause the target to bleed.

I equip The Lightbringer, flourish a bit, and then whack Dimentio with it.

@Surt: Finish it! 15/15

@Ichigo: Charging your pawnch. 7/21

@troll: My engineers lend some Hyperion technologies to you. 6/30

edited 22nd Sep '14 7:28:30 AM by ArmoredFury

I throw a Thermite Molotov at Dimentio.

Minigun [16/15]. I unload the entire store of ammo at Dimentio and his clowns.

Animalcule [20/50] (fseftr)

One to Tabbune, one to the next two people who want one.

23/100 still serching.

Adding Liberty Primes voice modual 8/30

Charges :2

• 1 to next 3 posts

I use /kick, to punt a flaming soccerball into the nearest enemy.

edited 21st Sep '14 12:18:44 AM by trollllort

   24/20   

15/50 piono,

I spam a Cultist with junk mail.

3 +1s.

edited 21st Sep '14 8:15:19 AM by h2obox

Charge claim!

Shadow Flare: 23/35. 2 dedicated charges from Armored Fury (2263), claiming one each from Surt , trolllort , and h2obox .

Guess I'll want to start a new charge next round. Open to suggestions on that front. I'd like to avoid doing a Yu-Gi-Oh! related charge until I'm done with my duel, which, assuming nothing happens in-game to force me to change my plans, should be after my actions for the round after next.

52/100 52/500

I drop a shipping wall onto Dimentio

3x +1

25/20

16/50

I give the Poliwrath an HP buff.

Poliwrath uses Brick Break on a cultist.

3 +1s.

Semi-Plot-Relevant charge at 14/???, 2 from H20, fseftr, 1 from Surt, Dj, and one dedicated from Armored.