Destroy The Godmodder

@The Spino Guy I don't know why, but I really like your writing style. You always seem to write something very simple, but engaging.

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"Now, it's time. The last time I used this attack the inherent instability caused by the glitch anchors negated my attack, but no more! Virtous aether encompassing all. Lend me your strength to bend the astral planes to this one's will..." Promtly a mass of temporal energy formed.

Tartar molded the energy into taking the form of a javelin Tartar threw the Temporal Spear'thingy into the air, towards the Rogue Star that by chance come into orbit over the Disgraces. The temporal mass enetered the star which quickly started aging rapidly, quickly fusing huge amounts of hydrogen, until all of it had been fused into iron! At which point the star started going supernova!.

Knowing that such an attack would likely break the OP scale (And cause more damage than the Godmodder himself... Or at least close to), Tartar siphoned part of the Supernova off into a pocket dimension, while funneling the rest of the turboheated mass of atoms directly at Edward Cullen himself, and anyone in a 10 meter radius of him.

This focused the attack. The scope had been lessened but the attack was still deadly as ever.

edited 14th Jul '15 4:13:41 PM by Tartar

GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FOUL DEMON. I wIll 3Nd y0u. nO oNe messes with my YOYOS. WHEN AN ARTIFACT IS DESTROYED THE POWER GOES SOMEWHERE. Le Viathen kill this PETULANT LITTLE BRAT.

I let out a Scream of mental anguish, prompting Leviathen to go kill that little demon spawn calling itself Renesmee. He does a mighty leap, landing on her, and then proceeds to eat her alive. The attack is powered further by the energy released from the destruction of such a powerful artifact.

as a yoyo based fighter in terraria I firmly believe that Renesmee crossed the line. That yoyo holds the sentimental value of the 10 hours of time it took for me to grind the moon lord for it.

edited 15th Jul '15 9:40:18 AM by pillowmantis

SNARK ATTACK CLOSE THE BEACHES

I proceed to bombard anyone within vocal range with a storm of absolutely god-awful puns.

And yes, I can actually pun. But I don't think you want to get me started.

Ouch. Somebody gorrilaing kill that guy.

I charge at Ed Cullen again, and cast Fireballs at melee range.

"I know, right?"

I give Tabbune fire support as he charges, ultra-high-speed targeting processors ensuring that any attempt by Cullen to move outside the combat area is met with prometheum/vorpal-fragmentation airburst rounds moving within air-exclusionary magetic bottles to allow speeds barely below C- to fast for even sparklepires to dodge -,specialized for neutralization of sparklepires in a moment of boredom and dull hatred.

"I'm moving up to strategic-yield carpet bombing if this guy doesn't stop surviving soon."

A Mary Tzu huh? well, they are still limited to what they have on hand. I've got a few tricks.

I deploy the Orvillecopter MKII, upgraded with enhanced control systems, a targeting computer, and a guided missile launcher. I direct it tofly high above the battlefield (but far away from the enderdragons). from up there it fires its mach 1 guided missiles at the Mary Tzu. Enemy commanded too smart? just assassinate them.

yes, I just did a drone strike. Do meme-bases attacks still receive boosts?

Using Dimensional Scissors, I open a portal to who-knows-where. I then throw a few nearby Sues into it.

I'm running out of tricks. I may need to start doing things the old-fashioned way.

edited 15th Jul '15 6:43:04 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

I make a nearby cloud freeze, and fall on the mutant withers. That probably isn't how it works, but whatever.

edited 15th Jul '15 1:11:40 PM by fseftr

I suddenly vanish from the battlefield. Huh? What's going on?

...

A few minutes later, I fly back onto the scene on a contraption remarkably similar to the Thanoscopter, then crash into a mutant Wither. The crash causes it to die instantly, then both the Thanoscopter Expy and the dead Mutant Wither begin falling, possibly taking out other mutant boss mobs.

The King is Dead! Long Live the King!

Rapid writing prevails, writing a heal for the Helm of the Tropes, focusing only on that for the moment.

Q&A: @infinity it's fine, just so long as you stick around for the last couple of days. @pillow: well then. I suppose I can cross off another Cullen from the list. @solar: You don't get the damage bonus if you don't give us the puns.

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Dimentio makes a dash for Edward, but is blown away by one of the mutant withers before he can get close. Jondanger throughs a mass of TF2 comics at Rosalie Hale, and even the powerful vampire is unable to withstand the might of the horribly rendered pyros, heavies and assorted other psychotic warriors. Infinity goes through a transformation sequence, and begins trying to slash apart the enemies, but Alice foresees his attempt, steps around his claws, and smashes him in the side of the head.

Spino charges up at Edward, planning to plant a canister of fear gas on him… but Bella jumps in the way and intercepts the attack… only to be vaporized by tartar’s stream of supernova energy. Edward immediately flies into a rage and slams tartar into the ground. Pillow combines the power of his destroyed terrarian with the raw, primal destructive force of the Leviathan to completely crush Renesmee. Without their godhood, they really aren’t much of a challenge…

Solar unleashes a stream of puns… but since none of the them are specified, neither of the vampires, nor any of the mutant mobs are perturbed by his short barrage. tabbune and amp charge Edward, who is still enraged, he grabs tabbune, and sticks him in the path of amp’s barrage, then suddenly dashes forward and punts amp over the edge of the hill, taking no damage at all in the process.

Paradise’s question as to whether or not memes still work is answered with a resounding yes when the Mary Tzu anticipates the attack, side-steps the missile, and then gets killed by the orvillecopter dropping onto her head. Shiny follows that up by tossing the blackhole sue into another dimension. Fseftr freezes an entire cloud solid, which drops out of the sky and crushes a mutant wither, and engie crashes a thanoscopter into another, the two massive projectiles collide in the air, taking out a third.

Carmen rushes over to Edward, attempting to steal the reset button, only to get curb-stomped by the re-ascended Disgrace. As good as she is, Edward’s back at Overdeity status right now, she can’t beat that on her own. The Leviathan and the Helm of the Tropes together take out all of the mutant boss mobs, but the Helm takes 250000 damage, with 10000 health being restored by wolf. And then suddenly, the Leviathan explodes, fish bits going everywhere. The godmodder stands in the midst of your group, breathing heavily and angrily.

Surprise.

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The Battlefield

Pursuing: 2 rounds

The Anti-Monitor [PG]

Pursuing: 1 round

Goku, Arceus, Sora [AG]

The Hill

Edward Cullen [PG] Aghanim’s scepter

Alice Cullen [PG] [guarding Edward]

The Godmodder: Hp:1/100 [guarding Edward]

The Helm of the Tropes [AG]: Hp: 2010000/3000000. Energy: Me/Me. Relish Nuke: 4/4.

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

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Relish nuke fully charged.

edited 15th Jul '15 5:22:14 PM by pionoplayer

Hey! Godmodder! You're so stupid that you make a piece of dirt look like Stephen Hawking!

This will probably be the only non meme attack, but there's a good reason for this, so stick with me here, please.

About to fire the relish nuke, Lord Herobrine pauses, then doubles over in pain as ALL FOUR WISDOM TEETH FROM Lord Herobrine ARE PULLED Happened around 9:10 this morning.

Moaning in pain, the Helm of the Tropes breaks the 4th wall, causing all the PG, pesky little vampires, remaining sues, and everyone else who's against the help to also feel like all four teeth were forciebly yanked at once.

I THEN fire the Relish nuke, mixed with ludicrous amounts of Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, spraying it all over the vampire family and the godmodder.

With a loud voice, I then tell the entire pantheon right then and there, that regardless of whateve the outcome, whatever the price, and whatever the history books write down-

The Godmodder will always be remembered for allying himself with shitty, sparkly pet vampires.

(this will hopefully get the attention of the equally 4h wall breaking Alucard. That boy better come over here. There be glitter pretty boys in need of a good lecture about what a real fucking vampire is.)

ALL RIGHT PEOPLE!

THIS HELM OF THE TROPES WAS MADE AND DESIGNED FOR ONE PURPOSE IN MIND! I NEED EVERYONE TO PM ME FOR OUR FINAL ASSAULT ON THE GODMODDER. THIS WILL BE THE LARGEST GROUP ATTACK IN THE HISTORY OF GROUP ATTACKS!

This is only a test post. I need to try something.

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edited 15th Jul '15 6:46:28 PM by LordHerobrine

No tricks this time.

I rush-tackle Alice Cullen to push her away from Edward.

Because copying and pasting is glitched on my iPad, I just had a huge post deleted. If anyone has some way of recovering it, I would appreciate them sending it to me in a PM. Thanks.

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I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding to death. I have a huge gash in my stomach. I've been tossed maybe...50 feet? I dunno. Heh. H...eh...

will... I..........die.......?

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...Ha! No.

From whence the blood contacts the air, lengths of ribbon sprouts from there. Translucent and pink, beckoned from a chink of where my eternal thoughts lie.

Called forth from beyond death, beyond ruin and breath, beyond all stretches and all divides. United for truth? United for fun? Regardless, they rein on one side.

I apologize much, I can need a crutch, as such I can cause some great pain. But know that I love you all as above is a place I know you reside. You're greater than me, but I think you'll see, I can bring myself up with a stride.

A flash of white light, contrite and condensed, radiating from the body of I. Slight lowering of stats, all PG attacks that dare to hurt those I love^* I know that might be a bit far but you know what I mean. I appreciate all of you..

This is only turn one. More is to come. Sir Richard will thusly be undone.

   200/1000    it is happening...(but basically nothing's happened yet except the weird ribbon thing and the slight lowering of PG stats.)

edited 15th Jul '15 9:18:01 PM by Dimentiosome

Carmen! Get that Scepter and give it to Herobrine!

I start chanting and create a fireball, holding it above my head. I do not throw it, but keep chanting, making it glow brighter and blinding the PGs

If anyone attacks Carmen, I throw the fireball at him/her.

edited 15th Jul '15 7:51:29 PM by Tabbune

Did you learn nothing godmodder? Ah well. Leaving the fish chunks scattered around the whole battlefield around me is downright STUPID!

The fish chunks everywhere are formed into a whirling tornado of death by me. The blood and other bodily fluids of the Leviathen make up the tornado and the INCREDIBLY SHARP bones are swirling around inside to form a giant death trap. I charge it right at Edward's last relative.

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In the middle of the ocean a fishing based mecha finishes its task and starts to head to a hammerspace access point to refill my stores of fish.

FALSE START DIMENTIO! SHOOT! NOT THIS ROUND! NEXT ONE! NEXT ONE!

Well tabbune, you finally noticed the big something. But if Carmen was capable of getting the scepter she'd have the reset button, and I think the whole issue would be done and over with. And besides the scepter only amps GODS powers to the max while within the Pantheon, so not sure how much good that would do. But oh to have a thief skilled enough to actually pull of the feats needed.

Well, I haven't been here in several months. How's everything going? Is there going to be a Destroy the Godmodder "session" after this one?

Oh, you asked for this.

Seeing as so far my wordplay hasn't worked, I proceed to punctually punch out the most pungently punishing puns that a pundit of puns has to offer.

Pun.

Jindra: I though the Scepter passively upgrades the "ultimate" ability of the holder, no matter where or who?

Also, yeah. I guess you're right. I was thinking of giving 'brine the Scepter for our final attack.

I'm really tempted to pierce the heavens, lol

@Tartar: Thanks. That actually means a lot to me. I don't see the appeal, but to eacch their own.

Oh, great. He's back.

Well, let us review the situation. Well e have an overpowered "vampire," onlyly one of his original guards left, yet there is a very angry Godmodder standing with him, with only one HP, but he has proven time and again how much of a tough cookie he is.

We have just lost the Leviathan, and I may or may not have used up the last of my fear gas. I also only have two swords and a vial of liquid fear toxin.

I never wanted to live forever anyway.

Wait... when that other godmodder was gassed, he was going on about tubas.

Maybe... I reach into my own personal pocket dimension and pull out a tuba. I use this dues ex machina to unleash a weaponized string of tuba notes in the Godmodder's direction.