Smasher
from The 1830's, but without the racists
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#2: Apr 7th 2014 at 6:11:14 PM
What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead bassist on the road?
There's swerve tracks next to the skunk!
JHM
Apparition in the Woods
from Niemandswasser
Since: Aug, 2010
Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
Apparition in the Woods
#3: Apr 8th 2014 at 12:44:03 AM
Don't hate on the bass, hate on the people who think that the bass is so unimportant as to assign it to some schmuck who can't play it properly.
That said, Lydia Lunch made a great point when she said that young people considering taking up the bass or the guitar should generally reconsider and try the trombone instead.
edited 8th Apr '14 12:45:43 AM by JHM
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
FingerPuppet
Since: Sep, 2012
#4: Apr 8th 2014 at 2:08:26 AM
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The trombone was actually my first instrument but I don't find it as fun as guitar.
porschelemans
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Since: Sep, 2012
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#5: Apr 8th 2014 at 3:12:11 AM
KlarkKentThe3rd
Since: May, 2010
#6: Apr 11th 2014 at 9:12:51 PM
This one is related.
What did the drummer throw a drowning guitarist? His amp.
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Metalocalypse and Home Movies are one of the good ones that diss em. Anyone know of any others?
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