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YawgmothBlue fake geek girl Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
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#1: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:42:46 AM

They're pretty weird aren't they?

They may be my least favorite kind of nut but it's not like I eat a lot of them.

Discuss.

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#2: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:45:05 AM

i'd kill a dude for the last jar of nutella sorry not sorry

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#3: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:50:57 AM

At least they're better than walnuts.

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#4: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:51:29 AM

They seem to be popular as a coffee flavor, but I don't drink coffee.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#5: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:51:58 AM

I've never had any, but I do like Nutella.

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#6: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:52:41 AM

hazelnut lattes are my favorite. and it's the only sugar-free syrup i can stand, too.

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#7: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:58:18 AM

Nutella isn't even really hazelnut, man. It's like, 10% hazelnut at most. It's mostly chocolate- they just want people to think it's healthy.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#8: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:01:24 PM

Chocolate isn't unhealthy per se.

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Bede from UK. Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
#9: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:27:42 PM

The only chocolate worth eating is.

The only nuts I like are cashew nuts. Salted please. And roasted, if you wouldn't mind.

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#10: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:32:31 PM

@first guy: You've got it backwards! Hazelnuts are the best nut out there. Not just as Nutella,not just in hot chocolate,but even in it's own right.

Used to shortbread with hazelnuts in 'em as an exam snack back when I was dealing with stuff like the ACT or SAT

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#11: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:34:03 PM

I like cashews and pistachios.

Also peanuts but they aren't really nuts.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#12: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:35:06 PM

The only nuts I actually like are cashews and pecans.

I might like hazelnuts, but I've never had any.

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Bede from UK. Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
#13: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:37:41 PM

I know what kind of nuts Anthony Mc Auliffe likes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_McAuliffe

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#14: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:39:53 PM

Nutella is amazing. I don't really like most nuts, but Nutella is awesome.

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#15: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:40:15 PM

Wild hazelnuts have to be of Satan's own design. So much pain for such a little nut. [lol]

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#16: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:42:12 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha anyone who thinks nutella is healthy needs to really think long and hard about their life and learn to not trust commercials

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#17: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:42:58 PM

Who said it was healthy? I just love it.

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YawgmothBlue fake geek girl Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
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#18: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:43:46 PM

have Nutella's competitors considered running an ad campaign that's just the words "more like BUTTella! Hahahaha!" on the screen for a few moments?

edited 5th Feb '14 12:43:57 PM by YawgmothBlue

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#19: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:45:52 PM

Does Nutella have competitors? Aside from peanut butter, I guess?

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#20: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:47:32 PM

All the Nutella rip-offs.

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YawgmothBlue fake geek girl Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
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#21: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:47:39 PM

I think Jif makes a chocolate spread.

I don't think I've ever had it though.

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#22: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:48:54 PM

there's store brand hazelnut spread, Biscoff, Jif's chocolate spread as mentioned before, etc.

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#23: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:54:39 PM

You know, thinking on it, I've probably had those.

I just called them all Nutella.

edited 5th Feb '14 12:55:28 PM by Mukora

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YawgmothBlue fake geek girl Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
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#24: Feb 5th 2014 at 12:55:37 PM

I wonder if Nutella will suffer trademark genericization.

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#25: Feb 5th 2014 at 1:13:36 PM

Wild hazelnuts have to be of Satan's own design. So much pain for such a little nut.
I see you haven't tried macadamia nuts.

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