"Over-inflate your tires; it'll give you better gas mileage."
Yeah, and it'll ruin my tires too.
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"You don't need a license... to drive a sandwich."
edited 26th Jan '14 12:08:49 AM by Zerofear0
'Granny shiftin',... not double clutching like ya should!'
edited 26th Jan '14 12:21:02 AM by Paktra
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
"It's not illegal to drive on the lines that divide the lanes."
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Zzzzzzzzzz
In truth, "When you hit the ice, pump the brakes so you don't slide!" used to be very good advice, and it still can be. Technology advances (ABS) have made it bad advice for anyone in a car with ABS (for Europeans, that's any car newer than a 2007, for Americans, it depends on the car.)
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
In Perpetual Finality
"Floor it!"
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
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true, but this was told to me by someone driving a newer vehicle with anti-lock brakes in which pumping the brakes would be quite dangerous. 
I believe that something they even took out/changed of the new drivers ed books...
edited 26th Jan '14 9:27:59 AM by Paktra
OH YES!!
"Never drive a vehicle that takes six people to drive."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
"There's no need to change the oil, they put some in at the factory."
edited 28th Jan '14 12:18:16 PM by Paktra
OH YES!!
"Throw bananas backwards."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Ok, well forgive me if this kind of thing was already done here before but here Goes nothing. I saw a comment chain on Facebook about it.
"When you hit the ice, pump the brakes so you don't slide!"
Try to top the previous post.
edited 25th Jan '14 10:36:09 PM by Paktra