Might as well be. It's not a planet anymore.
edited 12th Nov '13 10:31:56 AM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"Just as planned."
Yeah, it was just a cartoon dog the whole time.
Do a barrel roll!
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"Just as planned."
And yada yada yada, Deme did not figure out I'm a major member of the Illuminati.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Do a barrel roll!
Shut up!
A few minor modifications to make on the Large Hadron Collider and I'm all set to create thousands of tiny wormholes and turn the Earth into Swiss cheese.
Fear is a superpower.
I have begun work on my Makes-Snow-Into-Jam-inator!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Shut up!
Eye'm the cutest!
And I already told her the next phase is in motion! The next step is not scheduled to begin for another 6 months when it is election season!
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
I literally am a "doomsday device", if you want to call it that. The day I die from whatever cause I shall take the very fabric of reality with me. So you better wish me a long and healthy life 
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Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Put tinfoil in the microwave, waiting for the apocalypse as we speak
Oh really when?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Shut up!
Note to self: If doomsday wormhole device proves to be unviable, consider killing TAPETRVE as an alternative plan.
Fear is a superpower.
"Just as planned."
All hail
My device is about halfway finished.
I got the Photonic Laser Zappy Thingy™ working at last (the problem was that the blasty doodad needed more stickers). I also got the beer cooler running (I just hooked it to the cold fusion reactor).
A major issue is figuring out how to power the final (much bigger and powerful) version. I think I'll just take over the Hoover Dam. I think I can take over Nevada with the device in its current form.
I have to find a new location to work on it, though. I think my landlord is starting to get suspicious about all the vaporized cars. And I'm sure the burnt hobo smell is noticeable (and I'm running out of hobos).
edited 13th Nov '13 9:13:09 PM by Malph
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Mad Scientist Wannabe
My last one got up and went for a walk today. Unfortunately, I think someone else took control of it, and now I gotta do that thing were two supervillains fight over a weapon that's only going to get destroyed in the end.
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
I am a doomsday weapon.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I already used it.
As a backup plan:
Why is it that every end of the world video uses Lux Aeterna as the BG music?!
Lux Aeterna is one of the most epic pieces of music ever composed.
edited 13th Nov '13 9:29:15 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Yeah but it's associated with the end of the world so I get nervous every time I hear it.
Since when were you under the impression I haven't already activated it? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
Pluto is no more! Mwahaha!
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!