Homestuck: The Forum Game

This is the Homestuck Forum Game. You, the posters, will post suggestions for what the character will do. You don't need to know about Homestuck to play, although that would be nice for the game. Welp, enoug h of that stuff. On with the game!

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You are in your average kid room, with your RACECAR BED sitting against the wall. On that wall is a POSTER of BRUCE WILLIS, your favorite ACTOR.

It has been 13 years since you were brought into this world, but only today, on your BIRTHDAY, will you be given a name. What will your name be?

FINGLEBERRY DICKCHEESE

You are disgusted by the troper's choice of name, and wish for someone else to suggest a more mature name.

JACK SMITH

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You are JACK SMITH. You look around your STEREOTYPICAL 90'S ROOM and find a locked box, the key of witch you misplaced. You also see the covers on your RACECAR BED are mangled, and actually ripped. You think a VALUABLE ARTIFACT could be hiding in or under the bed. You see a note on the wall, but you are to busy standing around to read it.

Take the note.

CAPTCHALOGUE the LOCKED BOX into our SYLLADEX

or we can do that instead

edited 4th Oct '13 6:54:26 PM by Brahian1

You take the NOTE and read it. It says, "When I take the world, you will be a speck of dust." You do not understand the purpose of this GENERIC THREAT. You throw away the note, with it being no use.

You CAPTALOUGUE the BOX for later use. It might come in handy as a SUPER AMAZING PLOT DEVICE. You look around your room. All to be seen now is your bed, your open window, and your door.

Search for any VALUABLE ARTIFACTS beneath our RACECAR BED.

You look under your RACECAR BED, and see a long object. It is appearently a CRYSTAL SWORD, the one your grandpa bought you, but you thought was just a CHEAP TOY. You now understand the value of THRIFT SHOP ITEMS. You also find a paperclip, witch you store in your pocket. You are now standing in your room holding a SWORD, next to a bed with ripped blankets.

You somehow repair the blankets.

With your amazing knitting skills inherited from your mom, you fix the blankets wonderfully. You consider possibly telling your mom or dad about the blankets. You then remember you have a CRYSTAL SWORD.

<Ask the crystal sword if there's a spirit that lives inside it.>

edited 5th Oct '13 9:06:34 PM by IchigoMontoya

(Sorry, your grammar makes it hard to tell what you mean.)

p.s., could you kindly use the ">" symbol when telling an action? And leave out the "you" part.

edited 5th Oct '13 2:37:17 PM by BigRedTroper

(Thanks.)

>Ask the crystal sword if there is a spirit inside it.

The crystal answers yes, but it is stuck in the sword unless the sword is broken by something. You ponder if you really want to set it free. You realize you haven't left your room yet.

>Leave room

>Leave Room

You exit your room into the hallway. As you see from your position looking into the living room, the T.v. is still on, playing Sunday Night News. A bag of half-eating Zoom Chips (basically whip cream on cardboard, frozen) is laying on the couch. One of the couch cushions is about to fall off, with dirt all over the couch. The t.v. is on a cabinet, with a dvd case. You notice a plank of wood is boarded over something up on the wall. The kitchen is to your left, in the right corner. The wierdest thing about the room is that the couch seems to be nailed to the ground.

>Enter kitchen

>Enter Kitchen

You enter the kitchen and see a turkey was being cooked. The turkey is bright green, and it has half empty chemicals near it. The oven is open, and red liquid is on the inside of the door. The red liquid is leading towards upstairs, through the living room. You are surprised you didn't notice it before.

The most noticeable thing in the kitchen is a timer, with wierd symbols flashing and changing. A note is on the timer.

>Read note on timer

> Read note on timer

The note, written in red ink, says "I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO LIVE." The note has a symbol on it- a circle inside a square, with an X on it. You remember the last note had that symbol too.

>follow red liquid upstairs

> Follow red liquid upstairs

You follow the red liquid upstairs, and it leads to a closet. The closet is boarded up with wood and nails, and claw marks are on the door- probably made from the inside.

You start to wonder if someone was here before you, or if anyone IS still here. you also start to wonder how you got into this house. You start to realize you may not be where you think you are...

>Kick that door down!

EDIT:

>Actually, this may be a bad idea. Scratch that. Caaaarefully return downstairs. Possibly look for anything of interest to put in your inventory.

edited 8th Oct '13 10:14:01 PM by thespacephantom

> Carefully go downstairs and look or anything useful to put in your inventory.

You go downstairs, really slowly, so you don't break anything. You step on a broken step, and it cracks open and you fall through to the basement. The lights are all off down here, so you can not see anything. You put your sword in your inventory for later.