And you get a splinter while you run away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
The splinter becomes infected, and you have to have your leg amputated.
i just want to sell out my funeral
And then the medical camp gets gassed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
And the prosthetic they gave you is trying to take the rest of you over.
I am a typical pony
But that's okay, the gangrene will kill you before it can take over your brain.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
But the bad news is, God won't let you die, and the gangrene seeps away, leaving you disfigured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
The thing with the red gold crown.
To add to the good news of being unable to die you get diagnosed with bone cancer.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Wicked Flight
Which is agonizingly painful, all the time, so you can't sleep.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
I am a typical pony
But once you manage to sleep, you dream of those who died, asking you to help them, over and over.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
But they are all dead. You are all alone, by yourself. And even if there was someone, they would hate you for fleeing the front
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death itself may die."
Even your a precious little girl hates you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
Who then tells a lie to everyone that you, er, had unprotected 'snu-snu' with her.
MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
You decided to run from the front, as the war was unbearable.
"Did you expect somebody else?"