What the
Just wait til you get Eldritch Grandmas.
Stupid doomed timeline...That is... Pure fucking genius.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.1 minute and had to stop. Reached Grandma level.
This is retarded. In a good way.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.I have 70,000,000 cookies. Producing 14,735.9 per second...
I've managed to get 1.1 billion.
72,884,342.5 cookies per second.
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......Seriously... I don't get it.
I want to get the time machine...
I have baked over 5 trillion cookies in all time and am getting 135 million cookies per second.
I've been playing for several days though.
I dunno what the point is but I want to unlock all the upgrades and get all the achievements. Like I said, it is weirdly addicting.
Stupid doomed timeline...I played the original version when it exploded on Tumblr, now I'm playing the new version, baking over a million cookies/second currently.
I dunno why this game is so damn addicting but it is.
edited 31st Aug '13 7:56:33 PM by Andygal
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EDIT: Working now. Holy crap this is addictive.
edited 31st Aug '13 8:16:49 PM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.the game moved servers pretty recently maybe your ISP is being a butt.
Yeah, it was.
Geez, this is like crack. Or cookies. And I love the little bits of satire in the news items
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle....okay, I still don't get it. Shoot me.
There isn't a point to it.
Then why do people do it:?
I dunno. It's fun.
Unless it can promise me physical real life cookies no thank you
Don't try to understand it. Just do it.
I have. Three times. Still do not get it.
I feel like it's supposed to be a postmodern satire on big business, consumerism, and the American capitalist structure, but don't quote me on that.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.discovered this shit last night. I've only had about two hours total to play it so I'm only at 1914.2 cookies/second so far
I've got 11 alchemy labs if that means anything
/currently playing and waiting to hit 1m
byeThis thing is unabashedly a Skinner Box. As a psychology student, I should not be falling for this dammit.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.
Has anyone else played with the Cookie Clicker?
It is weirdly addicting.
Stupid doomed timeline...