General Donkey Kong Thread

Nintendo just released the Donkey Kong Country cartoon on You Tube. for free. the entire thing.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZb1SVCX0ajqCT7IiJBHLJnVigUkfFhOT

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZb1SVCX0ajpWDg6MY4YLGAuZpjlFRxz4

I still have the VHS tape with three episodes edited together into a movie. I watched it SO much that I memorized the entire thing and still have it memorized.

Holy hell.

I never really knew about the cartoon until later years, so I don't have much interest in watching, but hopefully this will introduce more people to the glory that is "One of Us".

I did have that "movie" that was three stitched-together episodes, though.

edited 13th Jun '15 7:39:33 PM by Anomalocaris20

My favorite song was "To know everything, you must give up everything!"

...It helps that it was the first song featured in the 'movie.' Though I loved dancing to Kaptain Skurvy's songs. That electric guitar!

Weeeeeeeeeeeell,
Listen here!
While I make it clear!
I can't believe you don't see what we see here!
A crocodile is the superior species!
You're Donkey Croc, initials D.C.!
Looking at your claws,
You could be one of my in-laws!
'Cause you're one of us!
One of us!
You're mean and green, scaly 'ciane.
Can't you see you're one of us?!
You walk the line, my brother Croc!
Arm to arm, together we'll rock!\\

edited 13th Jun '15 7:44:54 PM by Anomalocaris20

Gotta bring it back/Gotta get it back~/Take it back!

edited 13th Jun '15 7:45:49 PM by lalalei2001

I remember that one.

Remind me, the stitched-together movie had the one with "Oh no! The bog monster ate King K. Rool!", right?

Yup! It was The Legend of the Crystal Coconut, Bug A Boogie, Ape-nesia, and Booty and the Beast.

Man, this series brings me back memories.

This is definitely a pleasant surprise! I used to watch this as a kid, and even now I'll occasionally watch an episode or two.

My favorite song was always 'K. Rool's Finest Hour'. Now that was a good villain song.

'Now that I have this power, this is my finest hour! Nothing on this earth can stop me now!'

I liked the pirate songs. Who knew a sea shanty could be made epic simply by adding electrical guitars?

I always thought that was a reference to King K. Rool's boss theme in the first DKC.

Speaking of, I know OC Remix has an epic version of it: Thrash the Plank

edited 22nd Jun '15 1:04:26 AM by Medinoc

I just found another good remix of it! This one!

I'd shower you with coconut cream piiiiiiiiiiiiiies~

Sorry for the bump, but the DKC cartoon brought me back to the thread XD We should update the AwesomeMusic.Donkey Kong Country page now that the cartoon is out legally!

edited 26th Sep '15 12:16:19 PM by lalalei2001

Wellllllll
Listen here
While I make it clear

A startling revelation about Candy Kong.

...I guess it makes sense...

Assuming "Kong" is her last name and not just some kind of title.

I sure hope Playtonic will be free after developing Yooka-Laylee to help Retro with a third DKCR game. Nothing else would be better to cap off a wonderful second DKC trilogy, aside from maybe bringing the Kremlings back.

Well, Candy and DK are different species, so they're probably not related.

CG! Coconut Gun!

Nothing matches a DBZ remix of that rap, though.

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The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive. The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass.

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Interjection using a synonym for the word "yes" that shows signs of a great influx of joy.

Edible see—

*cue explosion*

edited 16th Aug '16 1:59:23 PM by Anomalocaris20

What?

*Sniff* I have never witnessed anything so glorious in my entire life.