Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
SCP-6352 - The FTL Keyboard
CLASS: "Somewhere between Euclid and Safe."
SUMMARY: Sentient beings that come in contact with SCP-6352 are able to type at twice the speed of light. Various bodily injuries are common.
MY OBJECT: 1/72 Fine Scale model kit - Line Ark-07 White Glint
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I'm not sure i know what that is, sorry.
But from google search.
SCP-8971 : Sentient line-ark 07
Class : Keter
Description : SCP-8971 is a fine scale model kit that when assembled forms a robot-like figure, once assembled, SCP-8971 will become sentient and fully functional, it exhibits beyond human intelligence and all mounted weapons show functionality.
My object : a sword
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Object Number: 7365 ("Starbane")
Object Class: Euclid
Summary: An unusually long Japanese Nodachi sword that appears to have no blade. Upon further inspection, there is indeed a blade, but it is invisible to the unaided eye. Wielders of the weapon begin to act like "Large Hams", as they're called. When attacking, [DATA EXPUNGED].
ADDENDUM: The blood. Sweet Lord, the blood. - Dr. O'Malley
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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MY OBJECT: A suspicious-looking box.
edited 11th Apr '13 3:10:50 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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Object Number: SCP-3825
Object Class: Keter.
Summary: SCP-3825 is a small wooden box measuring 9 inches by 10 inches by 8 inches. It is covered in intricate carvings. Despite having a lid, there appears to be no way to open the box. The box gives a feeling of paranoia and dread to those who are around it for more than five minutes, and only one minute for those who are physically touching it. After this sets in, the sense of paranoia increases exponentially. They will refuse to sleep, eat, or drink anything while under the boxes effects. After 36 hours of paranoia, they will rabidly and savagely attack anyone who tries to approach them, screaming, "They want what's in the box! They want what's in me!" repeatedly. Despite the fact that they should be sleep-deprived, dehydrated, and under-fed, they appear to gain super-human strength in this state. After 72 hours, they simply collapse and curl up into fetal position, whispering gibberish until they die.
Object: A three-pack of tennis balls.
edited 26th Apr '13 6:49:50 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
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Object Number: 99999
Nickname: Hammerspace Tennis Grenades
Class: Euclid
Summary: A three-pack of explosive tennis balls. When thrown, they begin to glow and explode upon impact, releasing [DATA EXPUNGED]. The tennis balls reform in the package after detonating.
MY OBJECT: A 1-to-1 replica Plasmid Hypo.
edited 15th Apr '13 5:54:32 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
M-M-M-MEGABUMP!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
SCP-3511
Class : Safe
Description : SCP-3511 is replica of a plasmid hypo from the popular game series [Redacted], the oject has no external effects but once injected in the body, the subject releases strong charges of electricity, this electricity does not harm the subject themselves, but can deal severe damage to objects they come in contact with.
(Sorry if thats not what you meant, and for the long inactivity)
My object : a blue lead pencil
edited 26th Apr '13 4:04:24 AM by BlueLuigi
SCP-7043
Class: Safe
Summary: SCP-7043 is an object that, at first, appears to be and functions like a blue lead pencil. However, if an object or event, no matter how bizarre, is written down on college-ruled paper (tests with other types of paper failed) then the object or event will appear in the vicinity of the writer. SCP-7043 was found in the possession of a college student who had recently been scoring perfectly on tests. The college student's brain was wiped of any memory of the pencil.
Object: Dell laptop
SCP-9987
Object Class: Safe
Description: An otherwise ordinary laptop made 35 years into the future, and with a Extra Security sticker and two noteworthy pieces of software:
1. Anti-Theft Pro, a rootkit (undetectable except through a magnetic microscope) which alters the material structure of any charger, wire, or usb device that is connected to it, turning it into a GPS transmitter.
2. Gnochi Anti-Virus, an antivirus scanner. It is capable of receiving updates though a not-yet developed API, and contains Easy Tell, a tool that determines a file's purpose with 99.9% certainty for all currently available pieces of software. It is even able to say how productive and motivated the developers are by seeing how arbitrary and rudimentary the concepts are implemented.
Object: Galaxy
edited 26th Apr '13 9:21:11 PM by sbluen
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
OBJECT NUMBER AND NAME: SCP-7134, "The Shadow Vortex"
OBJECT CLASS: Well beyond Keter. - Dr. O'Malley
DESCRIPTION: An unusually large, open hand -shaped galaxy. Determined to be [REDACTED] light years away. The object has shown sentience, as it pulse a sort of Morse Code, much like SCP-[REDACTED]. When examined in all of the electromagnetic spectrum, one can clearly see a powerful black hole nestled in the middle. The Hand itself seems to be [DATA EXPUNGED].
NEXT OBJECT: One (1) Physical Copy of "The Ninja Handbook".
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Just thought I'd bring my contribution to this little thing. As a contributor to the SCP Foundation, let's see what I got. Here's "The Ninja Handbook."
Item #: SCP-2937
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2937 is to be stored at Site 188 in the Anomalous Literature wing. All requests to acces the item must be approved by a level 3 researcher. No weapons may be brought within 20m of SCP-2937 during testing. All individuals must surrender weapons before entering the Anomalous Literature wing of Site 188.
Description: SCP-2937 is a blank notebook with the words "Ninja Handbook" printed on the front cover. When a person who has direct contact with a weapon comes within 20m of SCP-2937, all exposed skin will be covered in japanese characters. The characters will disappear upon the person leaving the radius of effect, or losing contact with the weapon. The writing gives instructions on methods to stay concealed and methods to remain unseen. The tips given are often ridiculous, see Addendum-2937 for more information. Individuals within the range of SCP-2937 often feel the need to take the item with them and obey the tips written on them.
Addendum-2937:
- To remain hidden for longer periods of time, eat celery before attempting any hiding.
- To effectively incapacitate a target, use a small knife to carve a heart on their chest.
- Ninjas are the coolest. To be as cool as a ninja, sit on a block of ice.
- Ninjas are silent, so shut up.
Next item: Industrial grade vacuum
edited 27th Apr '13 3:49:49 PM by Tretter
SCP-8708 : Black hole vacuum
Class : Euclid
Deescription : SCP-8708 is an industrial grade vacuum of undetermined brand, the object does not have any visible power cord and is capable of functioning without any power source.
When turned on, SCP-8708 displays a suction speed [Redacted] time stronger then any vacuum currently known, the objects anomalous properties are apparant when SCP-8708 is pressed against any material, the material will be drawn into the hose, regardless of size, no limit to this effect has been reached.
My object —> a Nintendo 3DS
How in blazes did this happen? no, really.
SCP-32262011: Inter-dimensional game device
Class: from safe to keter depending on the game inserted.
Description: when turned on it acts like normal 3ds. but when a game is selected, the SCP recreates the situations of the game in [[DATA REDACTED]] by [[DATA REDACTED]] area. depending on the game it can be perfectly safe to completely keter-level dangerous.
ADDENDUM: "whomever decided to play Asura's wrath on this thing is getting Duty on SCP-682, NOW!" - Dr.Egg[[CLASSIFIED]]
Object: Jump Ultimate stars DS Game.
MLP Forever.(Major Note: if you're going to reply to one of my posts, be nice/kind and use humor mode for jokes. otherwise, don't reply.)
SCP-5172
Class : Euclid
Description : SCP-5172 is a standard copy of the nintendo DS game "Jump ultimate stars", when inserted into a DS or 3DS, there is no immediate effect, however when the game is played, there are several noticable differences.
-There are characters from series other then the games normal cast.
-It has long load time in between screens.
-characters appear to show physical trauma when attacked.
-[DATA EXPUNGED]
When the player selects a character and begins to fight, the player will somehow feel any attack thats landed on there character, all pain, injuries and sensations felt by there character transfer to themselves, this includes the characters death in which [DATA EXPUNGED].
My object —-> a fake plastic pokeball
edited 3rd May '13 3:18:13 AM by BlueLuigi
i seee youuuu
Object Number: SCP-7653
Object Class: Safe
Summary: A Pokeball replica, three (3) inches in diameter, made out of some unknown plastic-like material. When thrown, if one shouts, "[Insert Pokemon Name]! I choose you!" or something similar, the ball will open and a hologram of said Pokemon will appear. The hologram seems to be almost sentient, following its master's orders precisely. However, the hologram is simply a hologram, and can do no actual damage.
Object: A five (5) inch tall wax candle, unlit.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
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Object # and Name: 31459, "The Candle of Time"
Class: Euclid, potentially Keter.
Summary: An unlit, 5-inch tall, wax candle, with multiple colors and "Tron Lines" of shifting color flowing down it's sides. Under the view of a regular microscope, one can see that the lines actually contain [DATA EXPUNGED], linking together various time streams. The [DATA EXPUNGED] ends with a warning: Do Not Light The Candle of Time (hence the name).
My Object: 1 physical copy of Metal Wolf Chaos.
(Whether or nor the game needs to played is up to you.)
edited 3rd May '13 7:45:06 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
SCP-7510
Class : Euclid
Description : SCP-7510 is a physical copy of the game "Metal wolf chaos", however the disc appears older then the system it is meant for, when in the presence of SCP-7510, subjects, regardless of nationality and speech, will act as if they had been born in america, this includes people speaking other languages with no knowledge of english whatsoever speaking english fluantly, after long enough exposure, the subject begins believing they are the character in the game "Metal wolf", past this stage, the effect is irreversable.
SCP_7510 displays no anomalous properties when played, though the disc is slightly scratched, making play very difficult.
My object —-> a fake diamond
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OBJECT NUMBER AND NAME: 5039, "The Hopeless Diamond"
CLASS: Keter
DESCRIPTION: A blue-colored plastic diamond. Despite the obvious fakery, 5039 seems to be able to convince various sentient beings who hold it that it's real. After 3 hour, these effects begin to increase in a way that can only be described as "poisoning the mind". Subjects [REDACTED] "Money. Money money money," etc., [DATA EXPUNGED] horrific demise.
NEXT OBJECT: An ancient sword forged entirely from ice.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
SCP-4522 : Crystal sword
Class : Euclid
Description : SCP-4522 is a sword made out of an unknown liquid in a frozen state, the liquid shows no symptoms of thawing whatsoever, no amount of heat has been shown to effect the object.
When a being capable of grasping its handle picks up SCP-4522, they become unable to let go of it, there body begins a frightenning drop in temperature until ice begins to form on there skin, this process has been reported to be painless, but creates intense discomfort.
After 5 hours of contact, the subject begins a mental shift and appears to form a different, violant, personality, the subjects will attack and attempt to [Data expunged] any being with a core hear of [redacted] will incur the wrath of SCP-4522, when cut with the sword of SCP-4522, subjects are frozen instantaniously, and generally die within 2 to 3 hours afterwards.
SCP-4522 has been dated to [Redacted] years, while no sentient beings could have carved the object at that time, further evidance leads to [Data expunged], more testing is required.
My object ——-> a pair of chinese iron medicine balls.
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Object Number: 31415
Nickname: Humility and Hubris
Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-31415-A and 31415-B are to be kept in a secure, bamboo-filled room with calming music being played at all times.
Description: 31415-A and -B, also called "Humilty" and "Hubris" respectively, are a pair of talking Chinese medicine balls. They seem to represent yin and yang, with Humility being dark and Hubris being light. Holding either ball leads to the subject temporarily taking on the traits of that ball's personality. Some choose to remain this way of their own will, claiming that they were taught "great lessons of reality". Further study is required.
Next Object: A twin-necked electric guitar signed by Avantasia, Daft Punk, and Miracle Of Sound.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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I apologize for this double-post, but this game is too fun to die on the first page.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
THE LORD OF AWESOME!
object:superguitar
object class:safe upgraded to keter
object description:a twin-necked electric guitar that allows any human that plays it to perfectly recreate any song from the "heavy metal" genre of music
addendum:[DATA EXPUNGED] in conclusion object has been upgraded to keter
One Poster Posts the name of an object and the next poster must create an SCP with that object, the post his object.
Example
Poster 1 : Wallet
Poster 2 : Infinity wallet, a wallet with no recorded bottom, items inserted into SCP-xxxx are often lost and never retreived.
and that poster posts an item.
Alright my item vv
a computer keyboard.