Winnie the Pooh Baseball

I'm not man enough to play this game are you?

Been stuck on Owl the last couple days

I can't even get past Eeyore.

This game is like the very definition of Surprise Difficulty. Kanga and Owl man, Kanga and Owl just tore me to pieces, and Tigger and Christopher Robin are apparently even more horrendous.

The Memetic Mutation this game has spawned has been glorious, though.

Tigger isn't as hard as I'd expected him to be. If you're good at mapping out where the ball would be at any given moment in your head (or mere timing, really), you can hit the balls more often than not. Got 30/28 for him, first try.

Owl, on the other hand, is a pain in the ass, and since the DevilChristopher Robin can (and often does) use that throw, well, it's pretty darn hard.

I'm wondering how many people missed the upgrades menu. I didn't notice it till Kanga.

Finally beat Owl 19/19. This was the music I finished him off on.

Isn't there also an English version?

Yes.

Rabbit defies all the laws of physics.

Seriously fuck that guy.

In retrospect, Rabbit's a slouch. The real Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby doesn't begin until you get to Owl and his zigzags.

17/19

edited 6th Jan '13 8:49:00 PM by ComicX6

What I find funny is that I was bragging about how I beat Tigger on my first go, which is true, and yet I haven't been able to best the guy since.

Still, even failing to him, I get a crapload of EXP, so...

Fuck you Rabbit. Just... Just fuck you.

The balls do not follow physics!

I beat Rabbit, holy crap Owl's freaking tough.

I think I'm just going to quit now, even with all these upgrades I can never get more than 14 against him.

Damn, Piglet throws really fast.

Just cleared Piglet, despite the ball magnet that someone apparently planted foulside of left field.

Rabbit wasn't so bad. His balls may defy physics, but they do so predictably.

edited 7th Jan '13 4:11:35 PM by ABNDT

Is there an english version of this somewhere?

http://www.flashrelax.com/play-Winnie-The-Pooh-s-Home-Run-Derby.html

Yeah, over here. I hear that it's actually much easier than the Japanese version though. And it's really not hard to navigate through the original version, even if you don't understand the language, so I'd recommend playing the Japanese incarnation.

Anyways, I was feeling pretty good about the game today until about fifteen minutes ago. Finally took down Piglet and I managed to defeat Kanga on my third attempt. Then along comes Rabbit and suddenly I can only get one goddamn hit in thirty pitches! Dear god, I despise that cheating son of a bitch.

Several tries and several upgrades later, Owl is down. Now, let's see what Tigger has to...

Oh, GO TO HELL.

Sort of NSFW Weaver gets in on the fun.

So, this is the game I've been hearing about throughout the internet.

And the characters being demonized because of this.

...so, what is the control like?

It's a mouse based game.

I AM LINING UP THE BALL WITH THE GREEN DOT WHY I AM MISSING

Finally beat Rabbit today. Then I managed to beat Owl on my second try somehow. Then along came Tigger with his invisible Baseballs.

Dear god, when the internet told me that the Hundred Acre Woods had turned to Satan, I thought they were exaggerating. But, as far as I can tell, the Dark Arts are the only rational explanation for how they can do all of this. Piglet's deceptively fast balls? Kanga's balls that somehow bounce up and down? Rabbit's slow pitches that accelerate half-way through? Owl's goddamn zig-zagging? Tigger's invisible balls? Satan is the only rational explanation for all of these horrors.

And then Christopher Robin does all of the above, at random; guess we know who Satan is.