What if Greek Mythology had an internet fandom?

edited 29th Mar '13 3:19:41 PM by Quag15

Would everyone write Hate Fics about Epicurus?

You could write some decent smut on this.

Leda/Zeus in swan form.

Summary: Zeus is flying around in swan form one day when an eagle or some other large predatory bird attacks him. He flies away and finds Leda, an attractive human woman. Being Zeus, and a total bro, he bangs her... But while still in swan form.

What was the story where he bangs some woman as a bull?

That one's probably been mentioned already. It's a pretty popular one.

Never heard of him swan-banging though. Dude got around.

edited 29th Mar '13 3:06:23 PM by TopographicOcean

I think you're thinking of the abduction of Europa. But as far as I remember, he had relations with her in human form.

The one who had relations with a bull (sent by Poseidon to be a sacrifice to the Gods) was Pasiphae, wife to the King of Crete and mother of the infamous minotaur.

*slaps head*

My bad, I remember it now that you mention it.

I haven't studied Greek mythology in so long. Been too caught up with the Matter of Britain.

I dunno... But the Minotaur was conceived when Pasiphae banged a bull while under Aphrodite's influence. Her husband, Minos, had prayed to Poseidon to send him a white bull as a favour. Minos was supposed to sacrifice the bull to Poseidon, but he thought it was too beautiful to kill and sacrificed a regular ass bull instead. This made the gods cranky, so Aphrodite made Minos's wife fall in love with the white bull.

Edit: As usual, I'm too slow.

edited 29th Mar '13 3:15:43 PM by Alma

I still think the joining Salmacis and Hermaphroditus would make seriously good smut.