Return of the Naruto Community Derail Thread: Part Two!

Mostly because of me right?

Also don't worry, you're way off. Good job not reading, I wish I had your control.

My mind always goes too literal with that won. Lewd thoughts.

a...pparently not just me who thought that.

edited 19th Dec '14 3:27:45 AM by Saiga

Ewww D:

Must read that Sword of Truth series.

edited 19th Dec '14 3:28:48 AM by Shlugo_the_great

You are filthy, filthy deviants, the both of you.

Is that also innuendo?!

Yeah, and? You're still getting rubbed off on here.

I-I mean, no! I am pure and innocent, like little lamb. Shame on you for saying I'm filthy!

edited 19th Dec '14 3:34:32 AM by Saiga

You had lewd thoughts from a perfectly innocent comment by a pure youth! Borgia of a pope!

Such thoughts were an intrusion on my wholesome mind, an intrusion caused by your careless words! You must screen your posts for such filth, and purge it before sending it! Or you will bring corruption upon the land, and cause the downfall of our society.

Repent, sinner!

edit: Just entered the church (because I'm a good boy!) and Gilgamesh is there. Weird.

edited 19th Dec '14 3:40:24 AM by Saiga

Noting for the record that words that have meant something dirty include "thing," "nothing," and "noting." Elizabethians, man. The only way for me to never say anything that could be taken in a dirty way is if I never said...anything...at all....

So that's your game.

INDEED

That's why they say: silence is golden.

It's human nature to try to defile what's pure.

... Or at least Saiga's.

You know what else is golden? Gilgamesh. And he's an asshole. You can keep your silence.

This is just slander! I would try no such thing.

Yeah, but wouldn't Gilgamesh be improved if he shut the fuck up?

edit: The worst part about FSN's extreme rambling is that I have no idea what these characters are saying. I don't know if it's a quirk of translation, but it feels a lot like they're saying a bunch of pseudo-philosophical things that don't actually make sense without somehow already knowing what they're getting at.

edited 19th Dec '14 4:02:30 AM by Saiga

Defiling just comes naturally to you?

If Gilgamesh shut up, he'd be even more golden, and then who knows what could happen.

Why yes I have quite the talent- Noooo! I just don't defile anything! I'm a good boy!

Are you saying that he'd be going... even further beyoooOOOOOOND?

In a rare showing facebook actually turned up something both funny and slightly relevant to the conversation.

Just letting you guys know, I love this conversation. Please, never stop.

This is a laconic version:

A college student is suffering from childhood trauma. It gets out of control, drives him mad, and he attempts to kill someone. But if fails, because out of nowhere a girl appears and gets between him and his target, and he runs off. The next day, on the street he sees her and proceeds to stalk her, because he wants to know if she saw his face or not. Somehow, they end up starting up conversations, and things snowball from there.

As for why the MC would want to have anything to do with her, that's because intially she appears as an innocent and kindhearted girl. The reality is that she is someone who spent most of her life being an awful person, until a significant event made her seriously reconsider her life. Then on, she tries to be a paragon of a "nice girl", but old habits keep kicking back in.

Amusingly enough, she tells MC to just be himself, but she is most definitely not being herself. And she knows it, partial source of her self-hatred.

I guess it's a bit convoluted.

Please please, you are all filthy little fucks. It's just common knowledge at this point.

Now, let us talk about someone great, like Kay, or Lu, or Saber.

Can we talk about Cassandra Pentaghast instead? She's also great.

I have no idea who that is.

There's a scene where she turns down the femal inquisitor.

T_T

I don't know what that means.

The Legend of Korra ended today.

I gotta say. While I'm not too big on homosexual shipping, Korra X Asami does look like the best pairing in the show. It does help that other pairing options are stupid.

Man, I haven't even finished Book 3. Barely started even.

There are so many things I'm majorly behind on.

Silly d Roy, the whole walking into the vaguely phallic portal while holding hands and gazing deep into the others eyes was completely platonic.

So, sixteen days ago some chick in japan posted a photo of herself in a Keyhole Turtleneck and it's apparently the next big thing. Not that I don't see the appeal but the sheer speed is outstanding.

What I'm trying to say is - man Internet is weird.

edited 19th Dec '14 5:04:07 PM by Shlugo_the_great

That's the boob window jumper fad, right? Well, what else would you expect from the internet?