Return of the Naruto Community Derail Thread: Part Two!

That reminds me of a story about a bunch of (possibly drunk) Japanese guys that saw their friend had passed out and decided it would be hilarious to stick a live eel into his anus. It chewed up his intestines and he died.

And THAT's what true friends do.

Where did they even get a live eel? I wouldn't know where to find one if I needed it.

^ Japan.

But seriously I think the guy might have been a chef.

edited 3rd Sep '15 3:02:01 PM by Arha

@droy: laet respones, but that is a shame. Real life always disappoints...

And then there's things like that.

Started playing Fate/ Hollow Ataraxia.

Caster is ADORBS. You know if you can look past her being crazy and evil which I am totally shallow and stupid enough to do!

@Saiga: Fiction is wonderful, is it not? You get to fantasize and have all the fun and cute of an adorable psychopath, without dealing with the consequences yourself.

edited 4th Sep '15 7:56:03 AM by mrsunshinesprinkles

Contrary to my behavior online, in real life I would be classified as The Stoic type, at least around those who aren't family members or really close.

However, there was one time when I went exploded into (according to onlookers) almost terrifying Mad Laughter.

Anderson Silva getting defeated by Chris Weidman.

For those of you who don't watch MMA, Anderson Silva was a long-time undefeated champion, who is known for really smug attitude. Basically, he would keep his hands low and casually walk around, dodging all of his enemy's attacks...and end the fight in one move. It's entertaining, but by God.

Then he did that against Chris Weidman...who knocked him out in one punch.

That marked his first defeat in almost a whole decade.

And it got even better! Later he got to do a rematch against Weidman and took himself DEAD seriously this time. Unfortunately for him, he took it TOO seriously that he kicked Weidman so hard that his leg smashed. It was so bad that people thought that it marked the end of his career (of course, he actually recovered from that one).

Karma, bitch.

I used to be like that, autismally so according to my friends, and I'm sure it still taints me despite my efforts to be more Captain Friendly Smiles.

Perceptions of others are weird, man.

Apparently I'm perceived as so thoroughly "husband material" that I'm not even considered for "boyfriend or fling material"...

How could that be, you're the lustwarrior!

Maybe that's the answer! Wander Lustwarrior needs to wander!

Okay, I'm going to go on a world tour to all you guys' locations, and you'll find me lovely ladies to date! (or do, whatever)

Hmm. When did we get Troper Walls?

edited 4th Sep '15 2:56:54 PM by wanderlustwarrior

So I can pay $14 for a rice cooker. Or I could pay $69 for a rice cooker that bears a closer resemblance than the one Piccolo Daimao was sealed in.

Life is full of tough choices.

This also means you paid to 69 Piccolo Daimao, though.

Two birds, one stone.

But he doesn't have a penis...

Why are you calling him a he anyway? Piccolo lays eggs.

In a very manly fashion.

Does that mean he ovulates?

I don't think they're those sort of eggs.

So...does he have a clocoa, then?

That's not the sort of question you ask a gentleman.

Are we even sure if he is a gentleman?

He spits eggs out his mouth. Presumably that's also how he gets rid of waste.

Oh wait I've been using he. Piccolo Daimao is clearly female, if any gender.

So a random trope button took me to Japanese Spirit. Apparently its alternate name is Yamato Damashii. So I wondered if Yamato Spirit was a thing and typed that one in the search function.

............It brought me to the Mahouka discussions.

-twitches-