Eye'm the cutest!
And then the MP (think Barkey) throws your dumb ass in the slammer and your CO and his NCO counterpart rip your ass a new one.
And that assumes the guy you busted the bottle over his head doesn't just lay you out right there.
Moral of the story: Don't be an idiot.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Just awesome like that
All hail
Mark is explaining his awesome response to someone breaking his shit when...
"Not so fast!"
Oh no, it's Reality.
"That's illegal and can lead to problems. Now I'm off to teach young children that tying a towel around your neck won't let you fly like Superman!"
So, once again, the fun is ruined thanks to Reality!
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Thankfully I have ludicrous loads of liquor that lets me ignore reality for up to 72 hours.
The Ultimate Bifauxnen
I had one of those... I couldn't teach that stupid thing how to say ANYTHING. Fuck man. It was mostly just super annoying and I hated that it wouldn't turn off. Ever.
So I banished it to the bottom back corner of my closet to remain forever buried under girly jackets I refused to wear. I found it many years later... It turned on but something was broken in there from repeatedly having objects dropped on it and that was some terrifying shit man.
Real Life rwby rose
Just awesome like that
What did the broken Furby do?
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Right before I had a white Furby for Christmas yesterday, I had two Furbies years ago when I was 9. At one point, one of them has gone berserk without sounds.
But, you crybabies think all of these were scary! I'm not afraid of them!
Oh someone smashes something I paid for, I'll smash them over the head with an empty bottle of 1800 or Jameson.