Who Would Win (Film Edition)

The Terminator. Fully metallic combat chassis and invulnerability to all but the hottest fires and all the power of Skynet available to him. (we all know Sarah Connor and John Connor only survive in the Terminator movies due to Plot Armor, don't we?)

And a giant crushy thing.

Yep, that helps too.

Oh, oh, thought of one

Tom Cruise in Collateral versus Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai.

edited 18th Nov '13 6:12:51 PM by TamH70

Samurai Cruise is shot, twice, then driven over with a car for good measure.

The reavers vs J&K.

edited 20th Nov '13 5:32:34 PM by indirectactivetransport

The Reavers would have a new set of mismatched leather seat covers.

Terminator T-800 versus Terminator 3 T-800.

Multimedia crossover!

Darth Vader vs Darth Malgus

I'm gonna have to say Darth Malgus, although Vader would naturally put up a hell of a fight.

Here's one:

General Zod (Man Of Steel) vs. The Hulk (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Speaking of Palpatine and Voldemort, imagine a Beam-O-War between them.

Force Lightning vs. Avada Kedavra

And who has the better weapon? Lightsaber or wand?

There is no T-800 in Terminator 3; there's a T-850 with the same 101 model as the T-800. So I'm going to say the threequal's Ahrnold because those fifty iterations have to count for something.

If Voldy can't do wordless magic, all Palpatine has to do is Force Choke him enough to stop him speaking and his wand's useless. Then use Force Lightning and fry the bitch. Voldy could maybe, possibly win if he could sneak up behind Palpatine and then use Avada Kedavra but Palpatine would more than likely sense him coming.

Hmm. Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris in a real fight, not scripted. Sort of have it happening around the time of Way of the Dragon, when they had that massive brawl in the Colosseum.

Just gonna say that Terminator vs Robocop has happened. Robocop won.

edited 22nd Nov '13 7:55:36 AM by zeromaeus

Epelliarmous on an activated lightsaber would probably be an instant-kill.

Of whom I couldn't hazard, but that would certainly kill SOMEONE.

I think I read somewhere that Chuck admitted that even if they were both in their primes, Bruce would still kick his ass.

Zod is puny, Hulk is the strongest one there is. Hulk smashes puny Zod.

Dark Phoenix (X-men 3 The Last Stand) vs Hancock.

Hancock. As long as his wife is on another continent from him.

MCU Hulk is not always the same. Norton Hulk was pretty damn weak while Avengers Hulk was more on the level of Ang Lee's.

Chong Li

vs. Rocky's Opponents like Apollo, Clubber, Thunderlips, Drago, Tommy, Mason. Who could he beat?

Oh, he'd crush Tommy Gunn for sure, Gunn couldn't even beat a guy with brain damage in a real fight.

That's because Rocky is a real fighter. None of them could hae beaten him in a real fight. The Rocky iN Balboa was even more pathetic.

Drago was something not quite human, though. If he went against Chong Li, it'd be a contest of who can hit first, because one of them is going to die.

Speaking of Vader vs. Snape, what do you think of it? Not to mention the comparison how they're responsible for the death of the one they have a crush one (Padme and Lily).

Darth Vader takes the win for the same reasons as Palpatine earlier on.

Depends if Snape realises he can win by saying expelliarmous and watch as Vader is sliced in half by his own light-sabre.

Hard to say Expelliarmus, or pretty much anything else, when you are Force Choked.

Snape can cast spells silently. He's shown to do this in the books. (I can't believe I remember this)

So my Head of House can do Voiceless magic? Wow, that's cool.