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Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#76: Sep 3rd 2012 at 8:01:11 PM

Aww dang, I just looked up lily-of-the-valley and it looks like if you brushed against the stems the flowers would make gentle ringing sounds.

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#77: Sep 3rd 2012 at 8:03:23 PM

Really, Drunkie? There was a lily-of-the-valley patch at the house I grew up in. Most pathetic, half-hearted sorry excuse for a flower bed I've ever seen. Might be climate-dependent, though.

edited 3rd Sep '12 8:03:45 PM by Madrugada

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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
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#78: Sep 3rd 2012 at 8:07:51 PM

@maddie: Up here, it grows like crazy. The main reason it's so hard to remove is the root structure; it makes this grass-like mat of roots, some of which are nearly a foot underground.

And it makes a lot of them; my mother's property has them, and they keep choking out smaller stuff she tries to plant. So we endeavored to remove them. We pulled four wheelbarrow-loads of plant matter (roots, stems, etc.) out of a patch of ground 2 feet by five feet. And you know what? the bastards are still there.

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Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#79: Sep 3rd 2012 at 8:12:23 PM

Sounds like it calls for Round-up and weed mats for a season.

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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
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#80: Sep 3rd 2012 at 8:14:02 PM

@Maddie: they appear in beds my mother wants to keep poison out of (she's a firm believer in only using poison when absolutely necessary, as it messes with the soil) and she's tried weed-mats. They don't really work.

Also, it grows as ground-cover, so poisoning would damage the plants she actually wants to keep.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#81: Sep 3rd 2012 at 8:28:01 PM

I had that problem with snow-on-the-mountain at the old house. Here thistle and garlic mustard are the bane of my existence. We have lilies of the valley but they are like Maddy said, kind of pathetic.

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#82: Sep 3rd 2012 at 8:28:30 PM

Mmmm. Then shovels and elbowgrease it is.

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Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
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#83: Sep 5th 2012 at 2:05:16 AM

Yeah, it's probably a lot more suited to the climate where the Drunkies live than where you are, Maddy.

I asked my dad about stuff like the sumac and he pretty much confirmed what (Lera?) looked up. It's a nightmare to get rid of or even control.

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Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#84: Sep 5th 2012 at 5:07:04 AM

Ok, then, I'll chop it back and paint the stump with Round-up. I missed exact window this year, but I'm assuming that it's growth-stage of the plant, rather ant exact calendar date that matters.

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shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#85: Sep 5th 2012 at 9:22:37 AM

Correct. Plants can't read calendars. Growth stage is the important telling point and that's not going to match the calendar this year on anything.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#86: Sep 5th 2012 at 9:27:47 AM

I potted two of the mint cuttings. One of them will be my best friend's Christmas gift, so it's in a much nicer pot than mine.

edited 5th Sep '12 12:16:28 PM by Leradny

blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#87: Sep 5th 2012 at 10:17:30 AM

Just pulled some swiss chard after the rain. A rain washed cherry tomato is a wondrous thing.

LemonBonBons Ooh la la! from USA Since: Jun, 2012
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#88: Sep 5th 2012 at 11:32:52 AM

Well, my garden cannot be saved even just by the 2 hours of rain we had this morning. The beans and peas were horrible, but at least we have a few lemon tomatoes (they stay yellow and don't turn orange/red) and the nice little carrots and tiny potatoes I like to dig up this month when it gets chilly and cook in a pot roast.

I also have a very nice crop of apples this year in our apple trees! Stay away, Bambi!

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Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#89: Sep 5th 2012 at 10:59:21 PM

Someone is offering a free 52 gallon compost tumbler. While it is... to put it lightly, extreme overkill for my meager collection of potted plants, I can't help but feel that I should get that.

Just in case.

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#90: Sep 5th 2012 at 11:21:05 PM

Get it. Compost makes lovely gifts to friends and acquaintances who garden. Besides, I somehow doubt that your meager collection will remain meager for long. The gardening bug has long fangs and tenacity that makes terriers look like they have no staying power.

edited 5th Sep '12 11:22:46 PM by Madrugada

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Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#91: Sep 5th 2012 at 11:26:26 PM

Yes, I already sent a message to the person. With any luck, I'll be able to borrow my sister's car to get it.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
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#92: Sep 5th 2012 at 11:38:17 PM

Awesome acquisition is awesome. Good soil is actually rather hard to come by; if you can get a device that will help you make it for free, grab it.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#93: Sep 6th 2012 at 2:39:30 PM

It is nice. Just to make sure to keep rotating it regularly. They can spontaneously combust otherwise.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#94: Sep 6th 2012 at 3:13:37 PM

Did you get it, Lera?

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Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#95: Sep 6th 2012 at 8:24:54 PM

The person hasn't answered my email yet, so I'm still in waiting limbo.

Edit: The ad was taken down by its author and I still haven't gotten an answer, noooooo

In other news I heard that one could just scoop out seeds from store-bought stuff and plant them, so I cleaned off the seeds from pulpy innards on the cutting board. Forty tomato seeds and seventy jalapeno just from leftover bits. I hope they do grow. If not, at least this only cost my time.

edited 7th Sep '12 11:45:50 AM by Leradny

Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#96: Sep 10th 2012 at 7:31:40 PM

Oi vey. Someone planted peppers, peas, and cucumbers right now. In pure, unfinished compost. And then asked why everything was dying.

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#97: Sep 10th 2012 at 8:50:01 PM

There's no reason they shouldn't grow. And if you do heirloom varieties later, save the seeds from them and you'll only have to buy once.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#98: Sep 10th 2012 at 9:01:38 PM

Still, that person planted a bunch of spring crops outside, at a point where it's just going to get steadily colder even in California.

And I'm pretty it's bad to plant seedlings in material that gets very hot in a matter of days.

edited 10th Sep '12 9:03:31 PM by Leradny

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#99: Sep 10th 2012 at 9:12:24 PM

I'm sorry. I was talking about your seeds. Not the stuff planted in raw compost. That shit was doomed — there's a very good reason compost is often referred to as "cooking".

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#100: Sep 10th 2012 at 9:25:59 PM

Ahhh, sorry.

I looked around to see if grocery tomatoes/peppers would grow from seed and a lot of sites mentioned, "It's possible to grow them from seed, but they might not grow true if they're a hybrid". I don't know what hybrids have to do with growing true.

Or even what either of those words mean, when applied to plants.


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