Sounds like Corrupt-a-wish 2.0.
Sure, whatever you say.
May Dhunia guide me on my path.
Your wish is granted, but it comically falls apart when you try to show it off in front of your friends.
I wish we were all Transhumans.
Your mind is a software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.
Your wish is granted but now we don't know how to control the cybernetics and either are always walking down the street slapping ourselves in the face or blasting a hole in anything we look at with our laser eyes.
I wish I could be a Super Saiyan.
Granted, but you have to wait 20 episodes.
I wish I this wish and other like it wouldn't be misinterpreted to screw me over.
Granted any wish you make like this one will not screw you over.
I wish I could meet the real Kross.
Granted, but you get trapped in the Rune Factory game.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
Granted, from now on, so long as no one else gets to you within the next 20 minutes, you can grant your own wishes.
In this game you write a wish then the next troper grants the wish but with jerky genie outcomes. Example: I wish I had an omelet! Granted, you should have wished for it to be on a plate because the omelet lands in your hands and burns them.
I wish I had a motorcycle.