Let's Make a Villain! The Revenge

A while ago, I made a thread game, depicting a villain as he went down the moral event horizon and just went over it. Not just crossing it, he beat it, murdered it's children, forced it into slavery, then made it work on Mass Effect 3 for all the evil it did.

Now we're back.

And we're gonna get WORSE.

The rules! The bad guy is gonna do something bad every post, getting progressively worse each time. The point of the game? To make something of a petty villain into the Paragon of evilness.

Are YOU up for the challenge?

I'll start us off.

The villain starts off by stealing a Kit Kat bar at a 7/11.

Villain steals a Dr. Pepper and a Kit Kat from the 7/11.

Villain steals a Dr. Pepper, a Kit-Kat, and a small child from the 7/11.

Villain steals a Kit Kat, a Dr Pepper, a small child and his baby sister's pram from the 7/11.

Villain steals a Kit Kat, a Dr Pepper, a small child, his baby sister's pram from the 7/11, and beats the child's mother.

Villain steals a Kit Kat, a Dr Pepper, a small child, his baby sister's pram from the 7/11, and beats the child's mother with the pram.

Villain steals a Kit Kat, a Dr Pepper, a small child, his baby sister's pram from the 7/11, and beats the child's mother with her car.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car and leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car ,leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast.

edited 12th Jul '12 10:29:41 PM by ZeikHunter

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children and watches them fight for it.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, and uploads it to You Tube.

edited 13th Jul '12 6:03:27 AM by PhysicalStamina

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, and uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly.

The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there. Then he gets piss drunk and masturbates in the front seat of his car.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly.

The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there. Then he gets piss drunk and masturbates in the front seat of his car, which he is currently driving over an old lady.

Villain steals those things, the kid, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car , leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there. Then he gets piss drunk and masturbates in the front seat of his car, which he is currently driving over an old lady and her grandkids.

Villain steals a Kit-Kat, a Dr. Pepper, a small child, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car, leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there. Then he gets piss drunk and masturbates in the front seat of his car, which he is currently driving over an his own grandmother and the rest of her grandkids in order to collect the inheritance.

Villain steals a Kit-Kat, a Dr. Pepper, a small child, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car, leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there. Then he gets piss drunk and masturbates in the front seat of his car, which he is currently driving over an his own grandmother and the rest of her grandkids in order to collect the inheritance, which he uses to buy out an orphanage to turn into a strip club.

Villain steals a Kit-Kat, a Dr. Pepper, a small child, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car, leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there. Then he gets piss drunk and masturbates in the front seat of his car, which he is currently driving over an his own grandmother and the rest of her grandkids in order to collect the inheritance, which he uses to buy out an orphanage to turn into a strip club. He puts the orphans to work as dancers.

Villain steals a Kit-Kat, a Dr. Pepper, a small child, his sister's pram, beats the child's mother with her car, leaves it parked in a busy intersection during rush hour, and throws a grenade into the resulting traffic jam in order to collect the traffic jam for toast so he can eat it in front of starving African children, along with that Kit Kat bar and wash it down with Dr. Pepper. Slowly. The Villain then throws the last crumb of the Kit Kat info the middle of the children, films them fighting for it, uses it as the opening sequence to the blockbuster snuff film he is making, and claims it was the work of a man named Joseph Kony, who's image he edits into the video to make it look like Kony was there. Then he gets piss drunk and masturbates in the front seat of his car, which he is currently driving over an his own grandmother and the rest of her grandkids in order to collect the inheritance, which he uses to buy out an orphanage to turn into a strip club. He puts the orphans to work as dancers and has them give him blowjobs at 6:00 PM everyday.