my current job
You could've just rang the doorbell... Ah well, I'll take the couch.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
WHO ARE YOU?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
"SCREEEEEEEEEEE"-
\*frontal lobe bitten off*
...eheh
*Whips out a toolbox* Let's see what you look like in pieces.
edited 23rd Aug '14 6:31:10 PM by Ghostninja109
Party Crasher
I... I never asked for this...
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
Out of my house!
...
And my bed too!
Crazy Awesome Personified
Alright, alright, I'll pet you.
Party time!\*is force choked and flung out*
edited 24th Aug '14 7:24:22 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
"Just as planned."
This hurts.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Party Crasher
'Morning.
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
The hell are you doing in my house?!
Crazy Awesome Personified
WAAH!!! Rat! *Hurls it across the room*
Party time!Oh boy, I am so going to get tortured for his pleasure...
...eheh
Classic
C-Calia and Chris!? What the hell are you doing in my room?
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
1000 chords and the truth
Ah, shit, don't tell me you killed everyone in town.
Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny.
...What the hell.
Dammit, so the king of Shurima really does have the right to everything, it seems...
...eheh
Classic
Leave! I'm not interested in your false religion!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Wicked Flight
What the hell? How'd you even get in here anyway? ...I guess I'll sleep somewhere else.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!\*killed outright, if not already crushed*
...eheh
"Just as planned."
... Wha?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
That's odd, I don't remember hiring a maid. Now then, I suggest you leave.
OMFGWATSTHISICANTEVENOHGOHWHY?!?!?! D: D;
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.