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pagad Sneering Imperialist from perfidious Albion Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#1: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:36:06 PM

That's just, like, what they WANT us to think, man.

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
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tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
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#3: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:38:53 PM

That's just, like, their opinion, man.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#4: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:41:17 PM

Shows how our government is better. We haven't declared the Loch Ness Monster unreal.tongue

Or is that the preserve of the Scottish Executive?

edited 3rd Jul '12 12:41:30 PM by Inhopelessguy

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
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#5: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:42:40 PM

[up] Hey! Are you saying Nessie isn't real?! tongue

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#6: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:45:06 PM

...

A part of me secretly believes in them.

;_;

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
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#7: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:46:51 PM

Let me point my skeptic finger at you and laugh the laugh of the skeptics.

Haha.

Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
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#8: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:48:05 PM

If there are no mermaids, it's only a matter of time before we create them. I mean, once we get the technology for efficient artificial gills and robotic fins (and that does not sound too far-fetched to me), a bunch of people are going to become primarily sea-dwelling.

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
pagad Sneering Imperialist from perfidious Albion Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Sneering Imperialist
#9: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:48:06 PM

[up][up] Not a sceptic about Nessie, though, are we? tongue

edited 3rd Jul '12 12:48:18 PM by pagad

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
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#10: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:48:31 PM

Of course not. Nessie exists after all.

Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
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#13: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:56:06 PM

" We have denied the existence of Mermaids and the possibility of an armed conflict with the nation of atlantis."

IndirectActiveTransport Since: Nov, 2010
#14: Jul 3rd 2012 at 12:59:08 PM

I'm pretty sure some Irishman caught the last mermaid in the nineteenth century. I think they're extinct.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#15: Jul 3rd 2012 at 1:02:44 PM

Imagine how much money we could make if we manage to coax Nessie out!

Although, Salmond would want a cut to...

@ Rigo. "We will fight them in the beaches! We will fight them in the oceans!"

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#16: Jul 3rd 2012 at 1:03:49 PM

wild mass guess Oh my god! We are not polluting the ocean! we are waging biological war against the nation of atlantis!wild mass guess

MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#17: Jul 3rd 2012 at 1:33:56 PM

^ Then it is clear we must commit to winning the war by any means necessary. If not, Atlantis will doom us all!

ATC Was Aliroz the Confused from The Library of Kiev Since: Sep, 2011
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#18: Jul 3rd 2012 at 1:37:31 PM

Oi!

And where will us Crocodilians live when all the water's gunked up.

We hate atlantis just as much as you do.

edited 3rd Jul '12 1:37:44 PM by ATC

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resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
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#19: Jul 3rd 2012 at 1:44:37 PM

It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary.

<facepalm>

Really? Wow.

edited 3rd Jul '12 1:45:04 PM by resetlocksley

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Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
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#20: Jul 3rd 2012 at 1:50:40 PM

"Mermaid" is gendered, sexist, and ageist. Let's use merpeople, please tongue

edited 3rd Jul '12 1:51:12 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Muramasan13 Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#21: Jul 3rd 2012 at 2:09:25 PM

"Merfolk" is clearly superior to either option.

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#22: Jul 3rd 2012 at 4:02:18 PM

"Amphibianthros!" tongue

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#23: Jul 3rd 2012 at 5:12:57 PM

Even if it was possible, why would you want to live in the Ocean? :z

It's cold, hot, there are typhoons, various type of sharks, octopuses that sometimes come in wicked poisonous format, squids, killer whales, eels, electric eels, sea snakes, stupidly venomous Reef Stonefish and all sorts of nasty jellyfishes.

Even Snails can be toxic in the ocean.

That goofy, silly-looking round fish that inflates himself? Yeah, toxic as fuck too.

Even the bloody immobile coral can be poisonous.

Not to mention the fishes that prentend to be rocks or part of the floor before viciously attacking you.

Yeah, you know what, screw that, i'm with evolution on that one: Dry land has way cooler neighbors than the ocean.

The Great Northern Threadkill.
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#25: Jul 3rd 2012 at 5:19:54 PM

[up]Meh to everything????? surprised

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